Random shower thoughts

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Sea Speed said:

Being alive in the food trial and error period of human existence must have been awful.


Gotta wonder how many children died from peanut allergies in human history.
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713nervy said:


- Where do I want my ashes to be spread when I die?


I've been thinking about this. I would love to put in my will that I want half of my ashes spread on the summit of Mount Everest and the other half put in the Mariana Trench. I'd probably wind up in a Waste Management landfill with everyone calling it a day.
Brian Earl Spilner
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Ever wonder what it'd be like to walk down a perfectly straight road right into space?
maroon barchetta
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Brian Earl Spilner said:

Ever wonder what it'd be like to walk down a perfectly straight road right into space?


I did it once but got shin splints.
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boy09 said:

713nervy said:

OOH OOH! I have these!!!! These were mine from last night with exception to the first.

- Who was the first person to eat a lobster? Who looked at THAT animal and thought, "I'm gonna put that in my mouth"?
Wasn't lobster originally considered a poor man's food when European settlers came over? Eating it probably came out of necessity.


As was brisket before we figured out how to cook it right.
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I just look down and say, well its not going to beat itself. Then I get to work.
Lex
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Ttt for BBA
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What if they were supposed to be called brellas and the guy who named them just had to think about it for a second
Brian Earl Spilner
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What do you think the longest amount of time has been that you've been in possession of the same bill of US currency?
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Black toilets and tubs freak me out.
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Pirate04 said:

Black toilets and tubs freak me out.


This. my uncle had a black tub toilet combo in his house. Couldn't go to the bathroom there.
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Brian Earl Spilner said:

What do you think the longest amount of time has been that you've been in possession of the same bill of US currency?
22 years. I was given the dollar bill that was in my grandfather's wallet when he died.
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713nervy said:

Here's another round from my shower last night. You guys are so lucky to have me.


- Where do I want my ashes to be spread when I die?
I have given this more thought than I should. Although I know I will be dead, I don't really like the idea of being buried under all that dirt in a casket. In case I wanted to get out. And the whole fire part of being cremated doesn't appeat to me much either.

I have mentioned to some folks I hunt and fish with that I would prefer they take me somewhere near the center of this 3,400 acre tract, build a platform of poles like the Sioux and some other Indians used to do, cover me with chicken wire or hardware cloth so the buzzards can't get to me. I can just rot and ooze through the poles I am resting on. Out in the woods, trees and sky above me.
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Brian Earl Spilner said:

What do you think the longest amount of time has been that you've been in possession of the same bill of US currency?
I have a one dollar bill that has been in my possession for 48 or 49 years. Six of the eight numbers in the serial number are the number 3. Won it in a bouree' game back in my formative years.
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one safe place said:

713nervy said:

Here's another round from my shower last night. You guys are so lucky to have me.


- Where do I want my ashes to be spread when I die?
I have given this more thought than I should. Although I know I will be dead, I don't really like the idea of being buried under all that dirt in a casket. In case I wanted to get out. And the whole fire part of being cremated doesn't appeat to me much either.

I have mentioned to some folks I hunt and fish with that I would prefer they take me somewhere near the center of this 3,400 acre tract, build a platform of poles like the Sioux and some other Indians used to do, cover me with chicken wire or hardware cloth so the buzzards can't get to me. I can just rot and ooze through the poles I am resting on. Out in the woods, trees and sky above me.
swimmerbabe11
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is It wierd or normal for people to split custody of their dog when they get divorced?
maroon barchetta
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swimmerbabe11 said:

is It wierd or normal for people to split custody of their dog when they get divorced?


Not as weird as your spelling of weird.
swimmerbabe11
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we've talked about this before right?
maroon barchetta
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swimmerbabe11 said:

we've talked about this before right?


Maybe?
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Don't feel bad. I went through a phase where I forgot how to spell definite and that the comma goes before the word 'but'
swimmerbabe11
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it is 100% an intentional choice/habit that I started in childhood when I protested that wierd should not be a word that gets to skip the I before e except after C rule just because the word's definition means peculiar.
Brian Earl Spilner
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Feisty.
Hideyowives
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I'm here for the tongue punching
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swimmerbabe11 said:

it is 100% an intentional choice/habit that I started in childhood when I protested that wierd should not be a word that gets to skip the I before e except after C rule just because the word's definition means peculiar.
Well that is a weird hill on which to die.

Do you make this same protest with: their, beige, eight, height, vein...and so on?
swimmerbabe11
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nope, those words just happen to be that way. wierd felt entitled because of its definition.
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Brian Earl Spilner said:

What do you think the longest amount of time has been that you've been in possession of the same bill of US currency?
I have had one about 50 years. One Christmas my grandparents gave all the grandkids a $5 bill in a can. I was the only one that never opened the can and it is sitting on a shelf in my office.
maroon barchetta
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I have a $2 bill my uncle gave me that is 40+ years old.

Probably some other stuff as well.
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May be morbid, but I used to think about what the person who was going to kill me was doing at that same moment in time as I was showering. Granted, this was in my more violent youth where such an ending was actually feasible.

As in, as I am soaping up, was the person doing the same at that exact same time? Just living their day to day like I was before that eventual meeting were our paths crossed and mine ended?

Girls in the shower: "I wonder who my soul mate is and what he is doing right now!"

Boys in the shower: "My nemesis is alive and preparing. What do I need to do to prepare on my side? To best them? Can I?"
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Brian Earl Spilner said:

Feisty.
fiesty

- sb
Sea Speed
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I think about how disgusting the first person to give oral sex must have been considering humans have only recently began to bathe frequently.

Honestly with how gross sex must have been, it is a wonder the human race propagated at all.
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Sea Speed said:

I think about how disgusting the first person to give oral sex must have been considering humans have only recently began to bathe frequently.

Honestly with how gross sex must have been, it is a wonder the human race propagated at all.

I think about this every time I watch a period piece on Netflix. With all those clothes and none of the air conditioning.
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Quote:


I think about this every time I watch a period piece on Netflix. With all those clothes and none of the air conditioning.

Considering the poster, not sure how to interpret "period" in this statement.
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713nervy said:

Sea Speed said:

I think about how disgusting the first person to give oral sex must have been considering humans have only recently began to bathe frequently.

Honestly with how gross sex must have been, it is a wonder the human race propagated at all.

I think about this every time I watch a period piece on Netflix. With all those clothes and none of the air conditioning.


Would definitely make me reconsider my position of eating ass if I was born in a previous age.
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Hideyowives said:

713nervy said:

Sea Speed said:

I think about how disgusting the first person to give oral sex must have been considering humans have only recently began to bathe frequently.

Honestly with how gross sex must have been, it is a wonder the human race propagated at all.

I think about this every time I watch a period piece on Netflix. With all those clothes and none of the air conditioning.


Would definitely make me reconsider my position of eating ass if I was born in a previous age.
Just consider it seasoning...
LupinusTexensis
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I'm going to compress my ashes into a diamond and start a collection of family jewels. Either that or have them bury me with a new tree on the family land.

I am so GD thankful I live today. Those women of the past must've had it so terrible. Being on a period without being able to bathe daily. Lack of hygiene leading to bladder and yeast infections while old Ezra was waiting to knock you up with #12. Yesh.
 
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