Random shower thoughts

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713nervy said:

Sea Speed said:

I think about how disgusting the first person to give oral sex must have been considering humans have only recently began to bathe frequently.

Honestly with how gross sex must have been, it is a wonder the human race propagated at all.

I think about this every time I watch a period piece on Netflix. With all those clothes and none of the air conditioning.


The people sexing in the new Lady Chatterley's Lover definitely didn't always seem that clean.

Varies by era, but our forebears were often cleaner than we give them credit for. In Medieval Europe it was understood that you should wash your hands before eating, for example. But you were also expected to share a cup with the person seated next to you, so it's hit or miss.
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LupinusTexensis said:

I'm going to compress my ashes into a diamond and start a collection of family jewels. Either that or have them bury me with a new tree on the family land.

I am so GD thankful I live today. Those women of the past must've had it so terrible. Being on a period without being able to bathe daily. Lack of hygiene leading to bladder and yeast infections while old AEzra was waiting to knock you up with #12. Yesh.


This sounds personal
-Ben There/R.C.
swimmerbabe11
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we don't give historical mankind nearly the credit they deserve in lots of ways I had been planning on. typing something up to this effect but I'm glad you did first
Lex
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Do you think all of the life in the universe happens to be where you stand? I don't know. I don't believe we are the only ones. There's so much out there.
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Lex said:

Do you think all of the life in the universe happens to be where you stand? I don't know. I don't believe we are the only ones. There's so much out there.

There's a better than zero chance none of you exist and this is a simulation designed to study me. Or, even more likely, that none of us are real and are all AIs living in a digital simulation.
Lex
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maroon barchetta
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AliasMan02 said:

Lex said:

Do you think all of the life in the universe happens to be where you stand? I don't know. I don't believe we are the only ones. There's so much out there.

There's a better than zero chance none of you exist and this is a simulation designed to study me. Or, even more likely, that none of us are real and are all AIs living in a digital simulation.


They would pull the plug on this whole thing if boobs didn't exist.
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AliasMan02 said:

Lex said:

Do you think all of the life in the universe happens to be where you stand? I don't know. I don't believe we are the only ones. There's so much out there.

There's a better than zero chance none of you exist and this is a simulation designed to study me. Or, even more likely, that none of us are real and are all AIs living in a digital simulation.


This would explain why everything is so screwed up, you know whoever is watching is just watching the freaky sex stuff and not paying attention to anything else in the simulation.
Serious Lee
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i didnt realize showers invoked such deep thinking from people. I mostly just try to pee in the drain and see how long I can go without hitting the rim.
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713nervy said:

Sea Speed said:

I think about how disgusting the first person to give oral sex must have been considering humans have only recently began to bathe frequently.

Honestly with how gross sex must have been, it is a wonder the human race propagated at all.

I think about this every time I watch a period piece on Netflix. With all those clothes and none of the air conditioning.


At least if it is set in England or Scotland, it's generally cold enough to need those clothes much of the year.
BBRex
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Another username that checks out.
Brian Earl Spilner
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Somebody could be directly behind you your entire life and you'd never know.
chickencoupe16
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Mirror?
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Brian Earl Spilner said:

Somebody could be directly behind you your entire life and you'd never know.
Some ancient philosophy, there. If I can't perceive it, does it exist?
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Know Your Enemy
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713nervy said:

Sea Speed said:

I think about how disgusting the first person to give oral sex must have been considering humans have only recently began to bathe frequently.

Honestly with how gross sex must have been, it is a wonder the human race propagated at all.

I think about this every time I watch a period piece on Netflix. With all those clothes and none of the air conditioning.
Which begs the question do you enjoy receiving mouth favors while Aunt Flo is visiting? Guys will you perform at that time?
Hideyowives
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Know Your Enemy said:

713nervy said:

Sea Speed said:

I think about how disgusting the first person to give oral sex must have been considering humans have only recently began to bathe frequently.

Honestly with how gross sex must have been, it is a wonder the human race propagated at all.

I think about this every time I watch a period piece on Netflix. With all those clothes and none of the air conditioning.
Which begs the question do you enjoy receiving mouth favors while Aunt Flo is visiting? Guys will you perform at that time?


Not really a fan of the ways nickels taste, my guy
maroon barchetta
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Know Your Enemy said:

713nervy said:

Sea Speed said:

I think about how disgusting the first person to give oral sex must have been considering humans have only recently began to bathe frequently.

Honestly with how gross sex must have been, it is a wonder the human race propagated at all.

I think about this every time I watch a period piece on Netflix. With all those clothes and none of the air conditioning.
Which begs the question do you enjoy receiving mouth favors while Aunt Flo is visiting? Guys will you perform at that time?

Sea Speed
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If i ate nothing but corn and/or peanuts for a week or so, what would my poop look like? To take it a step further, what if I didn't even chew but just swallowed corn or chopped nuts whole, would that have my tird looking like a payday or an ear of corn?
maroon barchetta
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Watch out for your cornhole, Bud.
Lex
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Do you ever like see how many things you can balance on your butt?
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AliasMan02
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Hideyowives said:

Know Your Enemy said:

713nervy said:

Sea Speed said:

I think about how disgusting the first person to give oral sex must have been considering humans have only recently began to bathe frequently.

Honestly with how gross sex must have been, it is a wonder the human race propagated at all.

I think about this every time I watch a period piece on Netflix. With all those clothes and none of the air conditioning.
Which begs the question do you enjoy receiving mouth favors while Aunt Flo is visiting? Guys will you perform at that time?


Not really a fan of the ways nickels taste, my guy


PrrrruuuuUUUUDEEEEE!!!
Hideyowives
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AliasMan02 said:

Hideyowives said:

Know Your Enemy said:

713nervy said:

Sea Speed said:

I think about how disgusting the first person to give oral sex must have been considering humans have only recently began to bathe frequently.

Honestly with how gross sex must have been, it is a wonder the human race propagated at all.

I think about this every time I watch a period piece on Netflix. With all those clothes and none of the air conditioning.
Which begs the question do you enjoy receiving mouth favors while Aunt Flo is visiting? Guys will you perform at that time?


Not really a fan of the ways nickels taste, my guy


PrrrruuuuUUUUDEEEEE!!!


I eat ass and box. Do not slander me, sir!
42
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You have to earn your Red Wings at least once. And I'm not talking boots.
Hideyowives
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42 said:

You have to earn your Red Wings at least once. And I'm not talking boots.


Says who? Ain't nobody gotta do nothing.
713nervy
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Why are clear acrylic squatty potties $70? That's so many dollars
Sea Speed
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You can do the same thing with a $4 2x4, a saw and a hammer and nails. Like everything, you're paying for name brand and aesthetics
Sea Speed
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In my next shower I'm definitely going to ponder why nervy is so obsessed with poop.
AliasMan02
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Hey she's not on here criticizing YOUR hobbies.
Sea Speed
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How was my comment critical?
THE_CHOSEN_ONE
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I'm also going to think about nervy during my next shower
713nervy
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Sea Speed said:

In my next shower I'm definitely going to ponder why nervy is so obsessed with poop.

I'm not. I cant help but laugh at things like that - it's in my genetics, it's not my fault.
Sea Speed
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You have **** in your genes?
713nervy
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Laughter. Duh
 
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