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You never sent me your resume. We're hiring up here.
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deweylittle said:

Talon2DSO said:

Comeby! said:

The last few posts (leadership, debt, etc) are true however that's the beauty of what we do. Everyone thinks they are good poker players, want to drive in the left lane, thinks they are good in bed. Fact of the matter is that not everyone is and this creates tremendous opportunity for others, especially younger, aggressive Aggies. A lot of the motivation for upcoming entrepreneurs is the thought that they can do better than their boss. I know it was for me. At the end of the day, you still have to deliver results. You can't ride others coattails or your years ago success forever.


So how does one break into the C suite? Right now I'm a well paid worker bee with a niche expertise and a law degree. I've been proving my value by successfully navigating us through DOT issues. How do I make myself someone thats moldable as opposed to someone that gets stuck in a career eddy?
PowerPoints, with effects. Loaded with charts with upward and to the right trajectories.
For the love of all things holy DO NOT use effects/animations in a slide show if you are above the age of 12.
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Prezi not PowerPoint. You can convince a board to concur with anything if you use Prezi.
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Brad06ag said:

The Original AG 76 said:

Talon2DSO said:

Comeby! said:

The last few posts (leadership, debt, etc) are true however that's the beauty of what we do. Everyone thinks they are good poker players, want to drive in the left lane, thinks they are good in bed. Fact of the matter is that not everyone is and this creates tremendous opportunity for others, especially younger, aggressive Aggies. A lot of the motivation for upcoming entrepreneurs is the thought that they can do better than their boss. I know it was for me. At the end of the day, you still have to deliver results. You can't ride others coattails or your years ago success forever.


So how does one break into the C suite? Right now I'm a well paid worker bee with a niche expertise and a law degree. I've been proving my value by successfully navigating us through DOT issues. How do I make myself someone thats moldable as opposed to someone that gets stuck in a career eddy?
ALL OF THE ABOVE PLUS...
learn to look great in meetings, know the latest buzzwords , develop a skill ( mind reading ) whereas you can create an answer that best matches what your boss or his boss wants to hear, play golf, be executive looking, be ruthless, MASTER the art of being a world class suckass without appearing to be a suckass, have at least a vague knowledge of what you company does ( not a priority since lack of any understanding of what you company does can be masked by the aggressive use of buzzwords and a liberal application of suckass) AND develop the critical and vital skill of taking total credit for EVERY accomplishment whilst avoiding ANY blame for ANY failure ( possibly the MOST important skill the potential " C" can master).
Do this , grasshopper, and the C Suite is yours !
On the avoid blame part, you have to always be moving to a new position, even within the company. You don't want to stay long enough for the failure to be yours. Implement a bunch of buzz word heavy BS and then leverage that to a promotion. It will be the next guys failure then and you can blame him.
very good advice, and if at all possibly avoid P/L responsibility unless the division is a slam dunk look good deal.
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Investment banks convince boards to concur with anything just fine using good old fashioned PowerPoint.
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True but that's because of the logo on the slide. If you don't have a logo to do the convincing for you, you need prezi.

Same applies to consultants like BCG. If you can pay BCG to provide you with a PowerPoint deck that says what you want it to, you don't need Prezi.
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I will PM you tonight.
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MAROON said:

Brad06ag said:

The Original AG 76 said:

Talon2DSO said:

Comeby! said:

The last few posts (leadership, debt, etc) are true however that's the beauty of what we do. Everyone thinks they are good poker players, want to drive in the left lane, thinks they are good in bed. Fact of the matter is that not everyone is and this creates tremendous opportunity for others, especially younger, aggressive Aggies. A lot of the motivation for upcoming entrepreneurs is the thought that they can do better than their boss. I know it was for me. At the end of the day, you still have to deliver results. You can't ride others coattails or your years ago success forever.


So how does one break into the C suite? Right now I'm a well paid worker bee with a niche expertise and a law degree. I've been proving my value by successfully navigating us through DOT issues. How do I make myself someone thats moldable as opposed to someone that gets stuck in a career eddy?
ALL OF THE ABOVE PLUS...
learn to look great in meetings, know the latest buzzwords , develop a skill ( mind reading ) whereas you can create an answer that best matches what your boss or his boss wants to hear, play golf, be executive looking, be ruthless, MASTER the art of being a world class suckass without appearing to be a suckass, have at least a vague knowledge of what you company does ( not a priority since lack of any understanding of what you company does can be masked by the aggressive use of buzzwords and a liberal application of suckass) AND develop the critical and vital skill of taking total credit for EVERY accomplishment whilst avoiding ANY blame for ANY failure ( possibly the MOST important skill the potential " C" can master).
Do this , grasshopper, and the C Suite is yours !
On the avoid blame part, you have to always be moving to a new position, even within the company. You don't want to stay long enough for the failure to be yours. Implement a bunch of buzz word heavy BS and then leverage that to a promotion. It will be the next guys failure then and you can blame him.
very good advice, and if at all possibly avoid P/L responsibility unless the division is a slam dunk look good deal.
we'll unfortunately the road to the C suite usually means on MUST accept P/L responsibilities HOWEVER, it is really easy to navigate.
As stated before be prepared to claim and accept FULL sole credit for the upside and have a well rehearsed and carefully planned " pass the buck" plan for the downsides. Remember a recession or a downturn can be managed into a golden opportunity to shine and even grow.
Lets say that it is a good old fashioned oil BUST...well as soon as the numbers and the backlog head south initiate the LAYOFFS ...be sure and decimate the janitors, the file clerks, the toe jam of your company and especially the old guys making too damn much who know the scam you are running along with the layoff bait that your willing minions have identified ( usually the productive yet uncooperative types). LOUDLY proclaim that YOU have reduced headcount or whatever aggressively ( whilst proclaimed that having to let go so many valuable good friends and coworkers was heart wrenching and tore your gut out...boards love to hear this pablum) THEN you can proceed with the next and most fun and rewarding phase....
Since you have layed off all of the ..lets say just as an example .....janitors ..you can then proceed to hire a brand new shiny VP to be charge of Facilities and Environmental Services in order to analyze the growing pile of sheit and filth ( thanks to your decimation of the janitorial guys) and initiate all manner of expensive and GLORIOUS sounding initiatives requiring a bunch of NEW guys running programs and training the few actual working stiffs you have on creative and environmentally friendly ways to reduce the garbage that no one can pick up ( cause , you know ,you fired all of the janitors in your aggressive cost cutting crusade) !!! Their first solution will be to hire 3 times the number of janitors you let go but you can call them sanitation specialists with new job descriptions reporting to a Director ( also a new hire) of Sanitation Services...... HELL you can bring on 3 or 4 new BIG DOLLAR buddies and grow you org chart ( top side) exponentially which the board buddies will see as PROOF that their good ole CEO is on top on things and time for a new car and bonus.....
Lather , Rinse, Repeat...
remember you have that $50,000,000 already funded check waiting at the guard gate for you to pick up once the scam and the money in the treasury has run its course...

see how fun and easy that is !!!!
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Talon2DSO said:

You never sent me your resume. We're hiring up here.
What kind of positions and where is "up here"?
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I saw all this thread activity and assumed there must have been a large acquisition or an OPEC announcement!
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Up here - Appalachia. West Virginia, Ohio, Pennsylvania. I live in Pittsburgh and work for a gas gathering and processing company as their DOT compliance manager.

My company has some positions open for all kinds of positions from plant and field operations, corrosion control, and gas control. We are also a heavy Aggie presence company. I love working here.
"Life's tough, but I'm tougher."
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It's active up there right now. Most of the work we are bidding is PA/WV.
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The Original AG 76 said:

MAROON said:

Brad06ag said:

The Original AG 76 said:

Talon2DSO said:

Comeby! said:

The last few posts (leadership, debt, etc) are true however that's the beauty of what we do. Everyone thinks they are good poker players, want to drive in the left lane, thinks they are good in bed. Fact of the matter is that not everyone is and this creates tremendous opportunity for others, especially younger, aggressive Aggies. A lot of the motivation for upcoming entrepreneurs is the thought that they can do better than their boss. I know it was for me. At the end of the day, you still have to deliver results. You can't ride others coattails or your years ago success forever.


So how does one break into the C suite? Right now I'm a well paid worker bee with a niche expertise and a law degree. I've been proving my value by successfully navigating us through DOT issues. How do I make myself someone thats moldable as opposed to someone that gets stuck in a career eddy?
ALL OF THE ABOVE PLUS...
learn to look great in meetings, know the latest buzzwords , develop a skill ( mind reading ) whereas you can create an answer that best matches what your boss or his boss wants to hear, play golf, be executive looking, be ruthless, MASTER the art of being a world class suckass without appearing to be a suckass, have at least a vague knowledge of what you company does ( not a priority since lack of any understanding of what you company does can be masked by the aggressive use of buzzwords and a liberal application of suckass) AND develop the critical and vital skill of taking total credit for EVERY accomplishment whilst avoiding ANY blame for ANY failure ( possibly the MOST important skill the potential " C" can master).
Do this , grasshopper, and the C Suite is yours !
On the avoid blame part, you have to always be moving to a new position, even within the company. You don't want to stay long enough for the failure to be yours. Implement a bunch of buzz word heavy BS and then leverage that to a promotion. It will be the next guys failure then and you can blame him.
very good advice, and if at all possibly avoid P/L responsibility unless the division is a slam dunk look good deal.
we'll unfortunately the road to the C suite usually means on MUST accept P/L responsibilities HOWEVER, it is really easy to navigate.
As stated before be prepared to claim and accept FULL sole credit for the upside and have a well rehearsed and carefully planned " pass the buck" plan for the downsides. Remember a recession or a downturn can be managed into a golden opportunity to shine and even grow.
Lets say that it is a good old fashioned oil BUST...well as soon as the numbers and the backlog head south initiate the LAYOFFS ...be sure and decimate the janitors, the file clerks, the toe jam of your company and especially the old guys making too damn much who know the scam you are running along with the layoff bait that your willing minions have identified ( usually the productive yet uncooperative types). LOUDLY proclaim that YOU have reduced headcount or whatever aggressively ( whilst proclaimed that having to let go so many valuable good friends and coworkers was heart wrenching and tore your gut out...boards love to hear this pablum) THEN you can proceed with the next and most fun and rewarding phase....
Since you have layed off all of the ..lets say just as an example .....janitors ..you can then proceed to hire a brand new shiny VP to be charge of Facilities and Environmental Services in order to analyze the growing pile of sheit and filth ( thanks to your decimation of the janitorial guys) and initiate all manner of expensive and GLORIOUS sounding initiatives requiring a bunch of NEW guys running programs and training the few actual working stiffs you have on creative and environmentally friendly ways to reduce the garbage that no one can pick up ( cause , you know ,you fired all of the janitors in your aggressive cost cutting crusade) !!! Their first solution will be to hire 3 times the number of janitors you let go but you can call them sanitation specialists with new job descriptions reporting to a Director ( also a new hire) of Sanitation Services...... HELL you can bring on 3 or 4 new BIG DOLLAR buddies and grow you org chart ( top side) exponentially which the board buddies will see as PROOF that their good ole CEO is on top on things and time for a new car and bonus.....
Lather , Rinse, Repeat...
remember you have that $50,000,000 already funded check waiting at the guard gate for you to pick up once the scam and the money in the treasury has run its course...

see how fun and easy that is !!!!

You should compile all your thoughts on the matter and write a book. I'd buy it.
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Btw, I've got access (not through my job but through a contact) to ULSD to ship to Mexico. Anyone have any prospective buyers to PM me info? I'll be happy to make the intro.
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The Original AG 76 said:

Comeby! said:

The last few posts (leadership, debt, etc) are true however that's the beauty of what we do. Everyone thinks they are good poker players, want to drive in the left lane, thinks they are good in bed. Fact of the matter is that not everyone is and this creates tremendous opportunity for others, especially younger, aggressive Aggies. A lot of the motivation for upcoming entrepreneurs is the thought that they can do better than their boss. I know it was for me. At the end of the day, you still have to deliver results. You can't ride others coattails or your years ago success forever.
True... UNTIL..you reach the rarified air of the " mahogany row". Seems to be a total different set of rules that the title that starts with a C guys play by. I really think the problem is the interlocking board of director cabal. The "you serve on my board and I'll serve on your board" and we'll give each other insane packages , protect each others phony baloney jobs and retire filthy scam is killing the goose. We aren't just talking about the GE and Sears of the world but thousands of small and mid-sized companies all over. I've watched it up close for years and its real.

I think you have a very bitter (and substantiated) view of oil and gas executives. Not all C level folks are like that. Not all of them were ivy league, country club raised brats. Some of them started on the ground level, swinging hammers and driving a truck. I will admit, that's the vast minority but your thoughts on people who run companies is akin to the same liberal class warfare we Aggies all hate-> "That's not fair, why does he get all this?"

I subscribe to the notion of : Get your sheet done, play your cards right, trust in the Lord and things will go your way. If they don't, pivot and make it happen.

Just my opinion.
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Talon2DSO said:

Comeby! said:

The last few posts (leadership, debt, etc) are true however that's the beauty of what we do. Everyone thinks they are good poker players, want to drive in the left lane, thinks they are good in bed. Fact of the matter is that not everyone is and this creates tremendous opportunity for others, especially younger, aggressive Aggies. A lot of the motivation for upcoming entrepreneurs is the thought that they can do better than their boss. I know it was for me. At the end of the day, you still have to deliver results. You can't ride others coattails or your years ago success forever.


So how does one break into the C suite? Right now I'm a well paid worker bee with a niche expertise and a law degree. I've been proving my value by successfully navigating us through DOT issues. How do I make myself someone thats moldable as opposed to someone that gets stuck in a career eddy?
In your case, based on what I know about you...sign up with a midstream company as an associate counsel. Things always shake up at the top and you'll have an opportunity to move around. You don't go from a worker bee to the C. You go from the worker bee, to the VP (and then CEO's) point man (beech) then after you've made millions for someone else, you work to get knighted. Once someone knights you, you have to deliver the goods and be consistent.
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Cepe said:

Unfortunately the only thing you can count on in oil and gas is systematically bad leadership decisions by people who think they are super smart. Constantly buying/ selling assets, reorganizing, centralizing/ decentralizing, etc. and basically doing the opposite of whatever the person before them did as some great thought process. All while accepting their bonuses no matter whether it is successful or not because they are usually gone anyway.

Our industry hides these guys when the oil price is good but they get exposed when it actually comes time to manage a company and not make a profit in spite of themselves.

Sorry for the negativity but after 26 years it becomes painfully obvious. That's why I'm giving a role outside of O&G a chance for a while.
I call them boom time managers. Hard to FU when you have $100 oil. Anyone can make $$$ at high prices, even idiots. You can hide lots of things at $100+ oil. The real leaders come to the top when things are bad.
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Story on the return to boom time in Midland.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/timothymeads/2018/06/09/big-oil-booms-texas-truck-drivers-make-140k-forces-rising-wages-in-other-industries-n2489081
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This town is nuts. I'm one of the newbies being here about 4 months now, but even in that 4 months you can see the higher traffic and longer waits for everything. There are "Now Hiring" signs everywhere. Saw one at a McDonalds saying they'd interview on the spot.
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https://www.theatlantic.com/amp/article/562289/

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Their research seems almost to smuggle technologies out of the realm of science fiction and into the real. It suggests that people will soon be able to produce gasoline and jet fuel from little more than limestone, hydrogen, and air. It hints at the eventual construction of a vast, industrial-scale network of carbon scrubbers, capable of removing greenhouse gases directly from the atmosphere.
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Finally, the carbon dioxide is combined with hydrogen and converted into liquid fuels, including gasoline, diesel, and jet fuel. This is in some ways the most conventional aspect of the process: Oil companies convert hydrocarbon gases into liquid fuels every day, using a set of chemical reactions called the Fischer-Tropsch process. But it's key to Carbon Engineering's business: It means the company can produce carbon-neutral hydrocarbons.
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He continued: "Depending on how you count things, global GDP is somewhere in the neighborhood of $75 to $110 trillion. So, to remove all of this CO2 would be something like 3 to 5 percent of global GDP (if the $100 a ton number is right). This puts an upper bound on how expensive it could be to solve the climate problem, because there are lots of ways to reduce emissions for less than $100 a ton."

I think there are probably better things we can come up with for (at the low end) 3-5% global GDP. One huge problem with this being the dilution of CO2 in the atmosphere. Though it'd be pretty funny to see diesel become the solution to 'climate change' while causing localized ozone issues.

Maybe we can just subsidize some natural gas power generation and chuck Elon some money.
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Interesting... and interesting in where it is vague.

We have gone from $600/metric ton of CO2 to $100-$250 to remove the CO2. Nice cost improvement over the last 7 years, but I'm not convinced that is a game changer.

They then talk about FT to convert to fuel, but the article doesn't say the cost of remove capture and convert is $250, just to remove. I assume that would include remove and capture as regeneration of their alkaline solution is probably necessary (rather than just keep supplying fresh solution).

Also seems very water intensive. Supply alkaline solution, freeze and heat (dry?) to a slurry.
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txaggie_08 said:

This town is nuts. I'm one of the newbies being here about 4 months now, but even in that 4 months you can see the higher traffic and longer waits for everything. There are "Now Hiring" signs everywhere. Saw one at a McDonalds saying they'd interview on the spot.
It was that way in the early/mid 80's before the down turn. In fact it was worse many more rigs running back then. When truck drivers start getting jobs as a company man you will know things will soon be crashing down.
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The sounds of Midland are beginning to sound like the Eagleford in 2013.....
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Ragoo said:

The sounds of Midland and beginning to sound like the Eagleford in 2013.....
And oil is at $65.
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This is from last week and today.....these cats are truly chasing their tails. First it sinks because of production, next it rises on Venezuela and now it rises because it does see OPEC doing anything, although they were sure they would do something last week.

Oil prices sink on surprise 2.1-million-barrels rise in US crude stockpiles
Crude inventories were up by 2.1 million barrels in the week to June 1, the Energy Information Administration said, compared with analysts' expectations for a decrease of 1.8 million barrels.
Read more: https://www.cnbc.com/2018/06/05/oil-markets-us-crude-stockpiles-in-focus.html

US crude surges 1.9%, settling at $65.95, on concerns over Venezuela export cuts, OPEC output
Oil prices rose on concern about a steep drop in exports from Venezuela and concerns OPEC may not raise production at its meeting this month.
Read more: https://www.cnbc.com/2018/06/06/oil-markets-venezuelan-supply-troubles-in-focus-but-us-output-surges.html

US crude rises 36 cents, settling at $66.10, as OPEC supply increase appears less certain
Comments from the Iraqi oil minister cast doubt as to whether the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries would decide to boost output at its upcoming meeting.
Read more: https://www.cnbc.com/2018/06/10/oil-markets-rising-supplies-from-us-russia-in-focus.html
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Geopolitical Tensions Reach Boiling Point Ahead Of OPEC Meeting

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While the Trump administration's request might irk OPEC members, with Iran obviously the most aggrieved, the apparent willingness of Saudi Arabia to comply with Washington's request has ignited furor from within the group.

"It's crazy and astonishing to see instruction coming from Washington to Saudi to act and replace a shortfall of Iran's export due to their Illegal sanction on Iran and Venezuela," Iran's OPEC governor, Hossein Kazempour Ardebili, said in comments to Reuters. He said that OPEC would not simply comply with Washington's requests. "No one in OPEC will act against two of its founder members," he said, referring to Iran and Venezuela. "The U.S. tried it last time against Iran, but oil prices got to $140 a barrel."

"OPEC will not accept such a humiliation. How arrogant and ignorant one could be (to) underestimate the history of 60 years' cooperation among competitors," he said.


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PJYoung said:

Geopolitical Tensions Reach Boiling Point Ahead Of OPEC Meeting

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While the Trump administration's request might irk OPEC members, with Iran obviously the most aggrieved, the apparent willingness of Saudi Arabia to comply with Washington's request has ignited furor from within the group.

"It's crazy and astonishing to see instruction coming from Washington to Saudi to act and replace a shortfall of Iran's export due to their Illegal sanction on Iran and Venezuela," Iran's OPEC governor, Hossein Kazempour Ardebili, said in comments to Reuters. He said that OPEC would not simply comply with Washington's requests. "No one in OPEC will act against two of its founder members," he said, referring to Iran and Venezuela. "The U.S. tried it last time against Iran, but oil prices got to $140 a barrel."

"OPEC will not accept such a humiliation. How arrogant and ignorant one could be (to) underestimate the history of 60 years' cooperation among competitors," he said.



SA was the first foreign country Trump visited.

Signed the world's largest arms sale while there, too.
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Ragoo said:

The sounds of Midland are beginning to sound like the Eagleford in 2013.....
Indeed. This thing will be over soon, I presume. Couple that with an impending market crash and it'll be a rough ride for a lot of folks .
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DadsanAG said:

Ragoo said:

The sounds of Midland are beginning to sound like the Eagleford in 2013.....
Indeed. This thing will be over soon, I presume. Couple that with an impending market crash and it'll be a rough ride for a lot of folks .



Be careful..this thread doesnt like contrary opinions. To me it's obvious. Although great for TX, overall the majority of Americans cant afford higher oil coupled with every other inflationary pressure. $100+ oil = accelerated market crash.
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Don't think we'll see $100 oil. We'll be lucky to see $80 anytime soon. I think $60-$68 is where it will be for a while.
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DadsanAG said:

Ragoo said:

The sounds of Midland are beginning to sound like the Eagleford in 2013.....
Indeed. This thing will be over soon, I presume. Couple that with an impending market crash and it'll be a rough ride for a lot of folks .
I wonder how the production rates in the Permian differ from what was being seen in the eagleford. And also what the decline is on average for wells in both plays.

I feel like 2013/2014 saw a huge glut in production and sudden fall in demand where maybe the Permian is doing everything to just keep up.
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A large part of the downturn was the ending of quantitative easing. That's why supply/ demand was impossible to use to estimate oil prices. I think that we have finally moved past that and the price will be a lot more stable and predictable. Where we are at now feels like a good balance to sit for a while.
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Biggest issue is where do you get H2? That's always the hard part and takes the most energy and usually HC.

If you could produce H2 without either, or with low energy, you would go to H2 economy, not liquid fuels.

Seems likes a good idea and could work. But getting H2 will be a challenge. Solar and wind could provide some electricity, but not at easily used pressure.
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Technical question:
Do any of you use Tableau or Spotfire for production monitoring or other operations analytics? If so, which one and are you using and for what? Are you using a custom front end (project) or something off the shelf?
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