***** 2023 Houston Astros Season Thread *****

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LarryElder said:

Wabs said:

Marvin said:

And like clockwork, the Rangerette thread has devolved to the "Astro Aggies are little men" tripe.

When you get that ass whipped, go home and cry to mama. Well, at least they're used to it.




Bunch of whiny little *****es. They should just be happy with their 52 all stars.


They are still trotting I didn't even care about Houston sports until some people I met while at A&M were from Houston and started talking **** about Dallas sports.

This is the same tired bull**** that gets posted on here all the time . I grew up in Houston never hated Dallas until recently with the rangers fans are the biggest asshats and talk major **** for having accomplished nothing .
And I had the EXACT opposite experience. I didn't hate the Cowboys or Rangers growing up, I'm old enough to root for Staubach but when I got to A&M the obnoxious Dallas fans made me hate them with a passion. Of course I've now lived here for the last 30 years so I guess the jokes on me.
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anyone notice that "Cheo" has never posted here that I've noticed, only posted blatantly annoying, inflammatory jinx type material and then immediately disappeared when we still won.

That was definitely an arlingtonian sock, yet posts freely here with no repercussion
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W said:

also interesting to check in with the Rays (57-30)...

Tampa got off to a sizzling 27-6 start to the season

but is 30-24 in the last 2 months

the Braves have passed them for best record in MLB
And we now have their VP of scouting as our GM...not too shabby.
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LOL

cap-n-jack said:


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RC_57 said:

Looking forward to going to the game tomorrow.

AND, it's $1 dog night. I've been wanting to go to one of those for a while.


Long lines, so get ready.
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Lonestar_Ag09 said:

anyone notice that "Cheo" has never posted here that I've noticed, only posted blatantly annoying, inflammatory jinx type material and then immediately disappeared when we still won.

That was definitely an arlingtonian sock, yet posts freely here with no repercussion


But according to them, TexAgs moderation is biased toward Houston. Let me know when you figure that one out, haha.

Delusion, your name is Dallas.
I love Texas Aggie sports, but I love Texas A&M more.
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Wabs said:

Once again, Dana needs to DFA Maldy during the ASB and call Lee up. Or work a trade and bring Perez from KC in here. Maldy gives this team nothing and is a black hole at the plate.


Perez would be quite the addition.

Need to look for starting pitching though. Even with Urquidy returning, loss of Garcia and McCullers and with Javier struggling, really could use another decent starter.

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Cheo is definitely a dfw loser
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Marvin said:

Lonestar_Ag09 said:

anyone notice that "Cheo" has never posted here that I've noticed, only posted blatantly annoying, inflammatory jinx type material and then immediately disappeared when we still won.

That was definitely an arlingtonian sock, yet posts freely here with no repercussion


But according to them, TexAgs moderation is biased toward Houston. Let me know when you figure that one out, haha.

Delusion, your name is Dallas.
I'll never get over the 3 day ban for posting an umpire scorecard with ZERO commentary. These mods are such Rangerette homers, it's pathetic. It was an UMPIRE SCORECARD you nitwits!!!!
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Marvin said:

And like clockwork, the Rangerette thread has devolved to the "Astro Aggies are little men" tripe.

When you get that ass whipped, go home and cry to mama. Well, at least they're used to it.


Reminds me of the drunk fan at Saturday's game yelling at some Rangers player to be "the big dog." Lol.

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We need a starting pitcher. A month ago I would have said an additional bat would be needed but with the emergence of Abreu I think we'll be fine with:

1. Altuve
2. Bregman
3. Tucker
4. Alvarez
5. Abreu
7. Diaz
8. McCormick
9. Dubon

Batting order could flip flop some depending on other team's pitchers but if Dusty would wake up and play his best offensive players consistently this lineup is formidable. I didn't include Brantley due to today's news. Don't think he'll be back this year.
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The thing about Dallas is their social circles are much more superficial than Houston.

The "I met a guy from Houston in college who hates Dallas teams and I never really cared about Houston" testimony is just a metaphoric gesture that other people care about them more than they care about others. It's a very Dallas social maneuver.

All the posters on the Rangers thread take turns saying it every few pages or so. It's kind of a rite. New people have to say it to fit in. Legacy posters say it periodically as a way of reinforcing their fit.

The reality is that we all know someone from college who didn't like Houston or Dallas teams. Houston people are just less likely to continuously feel the need to express it as a means of fitting in.

The other reality is that the only relevant sports story to come out of either city the last decade is the Astros. I honestly don't blame them for being bitter about that.
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Deluxe said:

The thing about Dallas is their social circles are much more superficial than Houston.

The "I met a guy from Houston in college who hates Dallas teams and I never really cared about Houston" testimony is just a metaphoric gesture that other people care about them more than they care about others. It's a very Dallas social maneuver.

All the posters on the Rangers board takes turns saying it every few pages of their thread. It's kind of a rite. New people have to say it to fit in. Legacy posters say it periodically as a way of reinforcing their fit. It's a strange delusion.

The reality is that we all know someone from college who didn't like Houston or Dallas teams. Houston people are just less likely to continuously feel the need to express it as a means of fitting in.

The other reality is that the only relevant sports story to come out of either city the last decade is the Astros. I honestly don't blame them for being bitter about that.


Yep you nailed they think all we discuss in Houston is dfw sports then they tell the dumb story about meeting people at A&M from Houston whom upon first meeting them starting talking **** about DFW sports .

Really delusional and pathetic at the same time.
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With the big performances today, who does Dusty sit tomorrow? Lots of choices….
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Now they are eating one of their own for speaking the truth
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Deluxe said:

The thing about Dallas is their social circles are much more superficial than Houston.

The "I met a guy from Houston in college who hates Dallas teams and I never really cared about Houston" testimony is just a metaphoric gesture that other people care about them more than they care about others. It's a very Dallas social maneuver.

All the posters on the Rangers thread take turns saying it every few pages or so. It's kind of a rite. New people have to say it to fit in. Legacy posters say it periodically as a way of reinforcing their fit.

The reality is that we all know someone from college who didn't like Houston or Dallas teams. Houston people are just less likely to continuously feel the need to express it as a means of fitting in.

The other reality is that the only relevant sports story to come out of either city the last decade is the Astros. I honestly don't blame them for being bitter about that.

Pretty spot on.
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Marvin said:

With the big performances today, who does Dusty sit tomorrow? Lots of choices….
Chas may as well walk back down 45. We will see Madris, Kessinger and Meyers 6-7-8 and Machete holding down the caboose.
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Is Jake Meyers related to Crane? How can Chas not get more starts?
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Let's hope that Dana has a prayer meeting with Dusty about lineup construction. If Dusty plays Kessinger, Madris the next two games all the positive momentum built up on the road trip goes down the crapper.
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Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


MAGA

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redline248 said:

Reading this thread and following the game updates makes sitting on the plane while they service a strut a little less annoying
Probably a fetzer valve, though it is all ball bearings these days.
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Man. I'd sure had hell like the Astros to be in first before the ASB, if only to see that other thread.

But honestly, I just hope it happens in July and the Astros never look back.
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So my realistic wants at the trade deadline:
Lefty bat
Starting P
Reliever

I would t want to give up a lot of prospects for them but I would trade Jake, Montero, Dubin, Maldy maybe a couple others
No matter what!
Epstein didn't do, you know, the thing...
I'm the rare Astros/Cowboys/Spurs fan. We do exist
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All I do is Nguyen said:

So my realistic wants at the trade deadline:
Lefty bat
Starting P
Reliever

I would t want to give up a lot of prospects for them but I would trade Jake, Montero, Dubin, Maldy maybe a couple others


So all the not as good guys for good guys? I'm just messing with you.

Look, I think the Astros are going to have to give up something for a SP. Unless Javier gets back on track, I think SP has become the team's biggest need.

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Prosperdick said:

Marvin said:

W said:

Machete went 0 for 13 with a walk in the 4 games vs. the Rangers

Dusty has no defense for playing Maldy at this point. It's just a man ignoring the facts. He has convinced himself of an absolute lie.

If alive today, Hans Christian Andersen would write a story on him... something about a leader wearing invisible clothes.
Dana better be talking to him...loudly, about shifting Diaz to catching the majority of games and also telling Espada to be more forceful in letting Dusty know when to yank a pitcher.

Of course, this all comes back to Dusty's worst trait, his stubbornness, which is on steroids now that he finally has a ring. We can't wait for Yordan to return to take the DH and let Diaz start catching, every game counts and we can't have that ****ing noodle bat and pass ball catching albatross screw up any more games.
I wish every Aggie fan that thinks Jimbo is stubborn had been following the Astros the last 3 years.
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Those are the names I want to see gone more so than anyone. I know full well we will have to give up good capital, either as prospects or MLB players, to get anyone if impact.

I just absolutely do not want to ruin the farm system for short term success. In Dana I trust
No matter what!
Epstein didn't do, you know, the thing...
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Jimbo can't be THAT stubborn seeing as he hired an OC who can absolutely call one hell of an offense. Now the question is whether or not Jimbo let's petrino do his thing is something else.

But yes Dusty is working on the worst farewell tour ever for a WS defending manager
No matter what!
Epstein didn't do, you know, the thing...
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All I do is Nguyen said:

Those are the names I want to see gone more so than anyone. I know full well we will have to give up good capital, either as prospects or MLB players, to get anyone if impact.

I just absolutely do not want to ruin the farm system for short term success. In Dana I trust


I know. Was just messing with you.
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This is a lot of baseball talk and conversation about how bad Dusty is. While I agree that Dusty is a moron, can we just enjoy the series win and some tits.

https://instagr.am/p/Cfhg2tmPZnP
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For real? Who is trading for one of the worst catchers in baseball!
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After today, Chas has 160 AB.

40 behind Meyers and 61 behind Julks.

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Sorry, I posted before I refreshed the page to see yours.
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This is probably not a good idea ... Haven't they sucked this year offensively?
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redline248 said:

Sorry, I posted before I refreshed the page to see yours.
Its Ok, the more tits the better. I have found a weakness. I have taken it upon myself (you can thank me later for my sacrifice), to read through about 30 pages of the Arlington thread. There is a shocking lack of tits. I believe that if we do our job, then we can see this thing through. It is going to take a team effort.
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the Rockies are starting a lefty tomorrow (Freeland)

should be a Chas game
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