Cheo said:

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Very sad the rampant homophobia that exists. Nothing wrong being gay and very 2005 calling Aggies f*aggies

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Doesn't sound like he's afraid of the gays

A good way to **** with them: Nah but you should check in with your dad after last night and tell him I wish he recovers well. Then walk away

AggieAces06 said:

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The last one (and really the worst one) I had was at a work conference. He had been making small and snide comments for two days. During a break he made another comment in the hallway and I asked him when he graduated from Texas? He started stumbling over his words and started up with the "well, I didn't actually…" so I replied, "Oh, so your shirt is from Walmart. Got it." And started walking off. He looked shocked and said "did you actually go to A&M?" To which I showed him my Aggie ring and kept walking.

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Tbh, the t shirt fans are the worst. The actual alumni are arrogant but don't heckle nearly as much

antman8504 said:

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AggieAces06 said:

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The last one (and really the worst one) I had was at a work conference. He had been making small and snide comments for two days. During a break he made another comment in the hallway and I asked him when he graduated from Texas? He started stumbling over his words and started up with the "well, I didn't actually…" so I replied, "Oh, so your shirt is from Walmart. Got it." And started walking off. He looked shocked and said "did you actually go to A&M?" To which I showed him my Aggie ring and kept walking.

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Tbh, the t shirt fans are the worst. The actual alumni are arrogant but don't heckle nearly as much

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This

Just remember that people like that are perpetual losers. They cling to anything that makes them feel less like a loser. Guarantee his favorite teams are the whorns, lakers, Yankees/dodgers, and probably the chiefs. Though occasionally they can't shake the entire loser attitude and so they're cowboys fans. I'm not saying you can't like one of those teams but when it's all four…..

The correct response is to ask him what year he graduated from sip

I just ask what school they went to. Usually sends the right message

Wait outside the restroom and soon as he walks out yell so everyone can hear "NO!!! I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU A HAND JOB!!"

You should have done exactly what he asked for. That'll show him.

terata said:

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What was expected by a texas bite shirt tail *******.

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Frisco said:

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Of course some t shirt longhorn wants a dude to jerk him off

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Correct response along the lines of

Asking for a handjob in the mens bathroom is about as homo as it gets... not that there's anything wrong with that. You probably should have reminded him yall are not on 6th street.

For regular trash talk, just ask when they graduated from whatever tee shirt they are wearing. 80% of the time it works every time.

One response is "the Handi-Mart you are looking for is on 6th Street in Austin"

Two words: pepper spray.

Mookie said:

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You should have done exactly what he asked for. That'll show him.

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LMAO hahahaha

"Yeah, well I had sex with your wife!" Is the only reasonable response.

a beer + exlax

They usually are gone within the quarter... I may or may not enjoy watching them squirm out of the stadium early!

Definitely should have just asked him if he's gay or something. And then when he said No, say "you sound like a f*****." And walk off. That would've been the best return insults. Or just call him a "dork" or "classy", if nothing else.

AggieAces06 said:

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The last one (and really the worst one) I had was at a work conference. He had been making small and snide comments for two days. During a break he made another comment in the hallway and I asked him when he graduated from Texas? He started stumbling over his words and started up with the "well, I didn't actually…" so I replied, "Oh, so your shirt is from Walmart. Got it." And started walking off. He looked shocked and said "did you actually go to A&M?" To which I showed him my Aggie ring and kept walking.

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While it wouldn't have been worth the jail time / lawsuit, punching him in the face with the hand that has your Aggie ring would have emphatically made your point.

I would not have ignored him. I would have given it right back to him.

"Are you lost? The gay bar is a block down that way!"

Trash talking football fans are idiots of the first order!

I would've asked him where his boyfriend was. /Not that there's anything wrong with that/Seinfeld

I use my most saccharin sweet southern voice and say "bless your little pea pickin heart"

Tear down his fence.

HtownWilly12 said:

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1. Hit the gym
2. Do steroids
3. Get jacked
4. Deters trash talk
5. Don't be so soft to care what other people think

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300mg Trenbolone Acetate & 600mg Testosterone Cypionate/week usually does the trick.

I have a library of about 100,000 junior high level cut downs, come backs, and insults saved in the back of my brain, that have been there since junior high.

I never know which one will fly out of my mouth until the situation arises. But at least one of them will…

True Story:

A group of us Aggies were in a 6th Street bar back in the mid 1990's. I went to the restroom about an hour before closing time. There were three of us lined up across the urinal, me in the middle and two sips; one on either side of me. They started yapping back and forth.

The one on the left started talking about "***gies" and the gay corps, etc. The one of the right was talking about "little brother" and how we like farm animals. Initially, I didn't engage. But then, they said, "you look like an Aggie. What do you think about all that?"

I said, "well, seeing that I don't have anything A&M related on me except my Aggie ring, and that hand is currently being used to shake the pee off my shlong, it tells me that both of you must have been eyeing my manhood. So sips, you appear to be the only ones in this bathroom who likes males. And, therefore, I deduct that you probably both have lubed up animals back at your apartments ready for you to come home from your night on the town. So, get along little doggies! Go have your fun."

It cracked me up. I was pretty funny, particularly with a few beers in me.

One of them locked the door exiting the bathroom (had a dead bolt for some reason), inviting a fight. I'll have to say, that was the most fun 5 minutes I'd had in my days in Austin. We slugged it out right there in the bathroom. It was a good one! Little did they know, I was an experienced ring fighter / kick boxer / MMA trained (before the days of the Octagon). I literally mopped one of the stalls with one of the sips. The other one, broken nose and a bloody busted face, crawled back to the locked door begging to get out of the bathroom. This was movie making material!

I was escorted above the crowd by two bouncers and literally thrown out the front door OVER the sidewalk into the street. Was laughing like a madman and giving them the "gig em" sign the entire time!

My buddies eventually met me outside and said "we knew you were gone too long for anything good to be happening." They had two longhorn girls saddled up beside them, stolen from the boys inside. Poor t-sips. To the victor go the spoils. LOL

So, to answer the original poster's question, you bust their ass when they disrespect and mock you. LOL

Mike Elkos Burner said:

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HtownWilly12 said:

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1. Hit the gym
2. Do steroids
3. Get jacked
4. Deters trash talk
5. Don't be so soft to care what other people think

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300mg Trenbolone Acetate & 600mg Testosterone Cypionate/week usually does the trick.

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Sounds like someone has been around the gym for awhile.

Piss on their shoes and beat them up like the wrestlers vs OU football players

Here is what you do OP:

Give him a handy . . . but do it . . . unenthusiastically.

That is the worst.

I personally tell people like that to go find an easier mark, for the one they chose will put them in the hospital.

Works every time.

cmsaggie12 said:

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I was at a bar in Dallas on Saturday night watching the LSU game, wearing my A&M jersey. I've worn the same jersey for every game this year and will continue to do so. You're welcome.

This Longhorns fan in the bathroom asked me to "je*k him off" since I'm an A&M fan and we apparently give out handies for free. I didn't even say anything to him, I sensed the comeback brewing against Miss State that was also on the TVs at the bar.

Then he called me a "f*ggie", you know the usual heckles. I just laughed and walked out of the bathroom.

Just curious how yall handle the heckles or trash talk that crosses the line.

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The irony of asking you for a handy and then accusing you of being gay.

I don't know; I'm a big strong man, so this never happens to me.

TexasAGGIEinAR said:

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Usually knocking his teeth down his throat works pretty well. Works with drunk, heckling Pig fans.

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You know pig fans with teeth???

Weak-minded people will believe anything.