I was at a bar in Dallas on Saturday night watching the LSU game, wearing my A&M jersey. I've worn the same jersey for every game this year and will continue to do so. You're welcome.

This Longhorns fan in the bathroom asked me to "je*k him off" since I'm an A&M fan and we apparently give out handies for free. I didn't even say anything to him, I sensed the comeback brewing against Miss State that was also on the TVs at the bar.

Then he called me a "f*ggie", you know the usual heckles. I just laughed and walked out of the bathroom.

Just curious how yall handle the heckles or trash talk that crosses the line.

Don't engage. Let him be the jerk.

Insult his mother. His wife. His children. Usual stuff for college football.

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I just laughed and walked out

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You already handled it in the best way possible.

Of course some t shirt longhorn wants a dude to jerk him off

1. Hit the gym
2. Do steroids
3. Get jacked
4. Deters trash talk
5. Don't be so soft to care what other people think

Frisco said:

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Of course some t shirt longhorn wants a dude to jerk him off

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Was thinking the same thing

The last one (and really the worst one) I had was at a work conference. He had been making small and snide comments for two days. During a break he made another comment in the hallway and I asked him when he graduated from Texas? He started stumbling over his words and started up with the "well, I didn't actually…" so I replied, "Oh, so your shirt is from Walmart. Got it." And started walking off. He looked shocked and said "did you actually go to A&M?" To which I showed him my Aggie ring and kept walking.

About 99.9% of dipsheets that try to heckle me are T-shirt fans. So i just laugh and ask them how Lamar University is doing. Don't take lip from some mouth breathing t-shirt fan.

I hate rude behavior in a man, won't tolerate it.

I'd of told him Only a fan of dildo u would walk into the MEN's room looking for a handie.

Yeah. To reiterate what others have said, anyone who heckles in this manner 100% did not go to the school. Not worth engaging at all.

Sounds like he was just another homo from tu and he was hitting on you.

cmsaggie12 said:

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I was at a bar in Dallas on Saturday night watching the LSU game, wearing my A&M jersey. I've worn the same jersey for every game this year and will continue to do so. You're welcome.

This Longhorns fan in the bathroom asked me to "je*k him off" since I'm an A&M fan and we apparently give out handies for free. I didn't even say anything to him, I sensed the comeback brewing against Miss State that was also on the TVs at the bar.

Then he called me a "f*ggie", you know the usual heckles. I just laughed and walked out of the bathroom.

Just curious how yall handle the heckles or trash talk that crosses the line.

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Why am I not surprised
Weird + homo = sip

It is really hard for me to fathom a grown man saying something like that to another grown man. You handled it much better than I probably would have.

Two choices

This usually works

Your first mistake was being in Dallas.

JustisWalkert said:

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This usually works

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On a longwhorn?!? But there's nothing there to kick

You could always report to the manager that someone was trying to proposition you in the bathroom, but I agree that the best thing to do in this situation is just give him a look like he grew a third eyeball and walk out.

TylerAg98 said:

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It is really hard for me to fathom a grown man saying something like that to another grown man. You handled it much better than I probably would have.

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It's unreal. I'm 40 and wouldn't talk like that even to a friend I've known for years. The lack of respect and self-awareness is insane. My only guess is that he had to be inebriated by that point.

Usually knocking his teeth down his throat works pretty well. Works with drunk, heckling Pig fans.

Well I usually carry my knife with me when I go out. In my younger days had someone said that to me I might of considered castration.

But luckily I'm older and wiser these days.........

......mostly older.

Look, just tell him you had sex with his wife. That'll get him.

Bunk Moreland said:

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Look, just tell him you had sex with his wife. That'll get him.

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I just got back from the jerk store

You should have tasered him.

cmsaggie12 said:

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I was at a bar in Dallas on Saturday night watching the LSU game, wearing my A&M jersey. I've worn the same jersey for every game this year and will continue to do so. You're welcome.

This Longhorns fan in the bathroom asked me to "je*k him off" since I'm an A&M fan and we apparently give out handies for free. I didn't even say anything to him, I sensed the comeback brewing against Miss State that was also on the TVs at the bar.

Then he called me a "f*ggie", you know the usual heckles. I just laughed and walked out of the bathroom.

Just curious how yall handle the heckles or trash talk that crosses the line.

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Tell him that doctors do not advise handjobs for those who have recently had a phalloplasty.

tell him the Jerk store called they are running out of him.....I have a hard time believing this really happened what bar was this at?

"This Longhorns fan in the bathroom asked me to "je*k him off" since I'm an A&M fan and we apparently give out handies for free. I didn't even say anything to him, I sensed the comeback brewing against Miss State that was also on the TVs at the bar.

Then he called me a "f*ggie",...."


Very believable post, just oozes veracity !!!!

AggieAces06 said:

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The last one (and really the worst one) I had was at a work conference. He had been making small and snide comments for two days. During a break he made another comment in the hallway and I asked him when he graduated from Texas? He started stumbling over his words and started up with the "well, I didn't actually…" so I replied, "Oh, so your shirt is from Walmart. Got it." And started walking off. He looked shocked and said "did you actually go to A&M?" To which I showed him my Aggie ring and kept walking.

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I do this on the reg. Its ICE candidates that love tu are the culprits. My comebacks are very simple….you can cheer for whoever you want, but if you didn't graduate from said school, shut up

A Net Full of Jello said:

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You could always report to the manager that someone was trying to proposition you in the bathroom, but I agree that the best thing to do in this situation is just give him a look like he grew a third eyeball and walk out.

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Reason #1 why I only watch aggie games at home. That's why 2:30 games ruin my entire day.

What was expected by a texas bite shirt tail *******.

Barry Block said:

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tell him the Jerk store called they are running out of him.....I have a hard time believing this really happened what bar was this at?

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I'm not familiar with the area we went to - it was off Knox Henderson.

Very sad the rampant homophobia that exists. Nothing wrong being gay and very 2005 calling Aggies f*aggies

Who the hell insults a random stranger? It sounds like a good way to get your ass kicked.

Why are dudes talking at a urinal in the first place?

Stop going to gay bars