Yall sound Jelly asf, that I get to suck on the pancakers and tap the hairy azzhole on the reg...
Dora the explorer
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Mr_Hildalgo said:
Yall sound Jelly asf, that I get to suck on the pancakers and tap the hairy azzhole on the reg...
Liberal tears taste so sweet.
When that dude eats, his food has to go through 3 levels and a boss fight before it reaches his stomach.
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Cromagnum said:
When that dude eats, his food has to go through 3 levels and a boss fight before it reaches his stomach.
Mr_Hildalgo said:
Yall sound Jelly asf, that I get to suck on the pancakers and tap the hairy azzhole on the reg...
This is vintage rivalries board sock posting Well done
Cromagnum said:
When that dude eats, his food has to go through 3 levels and a boss fight before it reaches his stomach.
Holy ****
This might be one of the funniest post I've read in awhile. So rivalries board-esque
This thread is vintage Tine Board
Whenever I see Dora the Explorer I think of Brian Regan and Dora the Explora.
Sea Speed said:
That looks like the most uncomfortable and unnatural reading position ever.
Also I thought her boyfriend drained his life savings to pay for her rehab. How can they afford a trip to Mexico for Christmas?
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"Well, uh … that umm … those resources are resources that I have and, therefore, they are in a way that does not interfere with anything that has to do with serving theUnited States Congressmyself mostly, but I guess Harris County Taxpayers," answeredJackson Lee. Dora
"Understood," Eisenbaum replied. "So, public funds?"
"Those resources are resources that I have," saidJackson Lee.Dora
Commandante Hogans is throwing Harris County taxpayer money out to vunnables like Marti Gras beads.
Yesterday, Judge Hidalgo announced that Harris County’s guaranteed income program, Uplift Harris, will open today, 1/12. Guaranteed income programs have been shown to decrease poverty, increase employment rates, and improve health outcomes in communities around the nation. pic.twitter.com/wnwEYNdnCZ
— Office of Judge Lina Hidalgo (@HarrisCoJudge) January 12, 2024
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drained his life savings to pay for her rehab.
Paying people money helps employment.
Hmm.
Didn't work to get people to go to their service jobs during COVID.
Hmm.
Didn't work to get people to go to their service jobs during COVID.
She looks like a fat pigeon toed midget now. Also good lord that post Adderall addiction weight went straight to the chest.
Any of y'all live in the ghetto zip codes to troll the free monies?
They can pencil in the date with his neck.
Oh good, a current pic of the Three Stooges... haven't seen them in yearsSea Speed said:
She looks like a fat pigeon toed midget now. Also good lord that post Adderall addiction weight went straight to the chest.
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jetch17 said:
It took the dude 9 years.....clearly he had no other options (besides dudes....which I'd still not rule out).jetch17 said:
jetch17 said:
$20 says they did it so he couldn't be subpoenaed to testify against her when she gets indicted.
Marvin_Zindler said:It took the dude 9 years.....clearly he had no other options (besides dudes....which I'd still not rule out).jetch17 said:
Need to ask him if she enjoyed her Sur La Table date circa year 7 of the courtship.
jetch17 said:
I wonder if she dropped to a knee when she asked. No doubt he cried.
Probably took him 9 years to muster up enough testosterone for a boner.Marvin_Zindler said:It took the dude 9 years.....clearly he had no other options (besides dudes....which I'd still not rule out).jetch17 said:
Beta Pencil neck is getting smoked on this thread
Hate to be this guy, but daggum, I kind of feel sorry for that guy.
Do you think they met feeding lettuce to the giraffes at the zoo?
CDUB98 said:Probably took him 9 years to muster up enough testosterone for a boner.Marvin_Zindler said:It took the dude 9 years.....clearly he had no other options (besides dudes....which I'd still not rule out).jetch17 said:
gd that is funny
The Chron keeps reporting that she ran out of money treating her "depression." The Chron also reported last year that Lina makes $190,860 /year. As a single person with no dependents, in her 5th year on the job. Splain me how she needed money if not for a bad drug habit.
https://www.houstonchronicle.com/politics/houston/article/harris-county-employee-salaries-2023-17891707.php#
https://www.houstonchronicle.com/politics/houston/article/harris-county-employee-salaries-2023-17891707.php#
DustysLineup said:
The Chron keeps reporting that she ran out of money treating her "depression." The Chron also reported last year that Lina makes $190,860 /year. As a single person with no dependents, in her 5th year on the job. Splain me how she needed money if not for a bad drug habit.
https://www.houstonchronicle.com/politics/houston/article/harris-county-employee-salaries-2023-17891707.php#
And then she took a vacation to south America or something shortly after.
DustysLineup said:
The Chron keeps reporting that she ran out of money treating her "depression." The Chron also reported last year that Lina makes $190,860 /year. As a single person with no dependents, in her 5th year on the job. Splain me how she needed money if not for a bad drug habit.
Isn't Viagara expensive?