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Mr_Hildalgo
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Yall sound Jelly asf, that I get to suck on the pancakers and tap the hairy azzhole on the reg...


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Psycho Bunny
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Mr_Hildalgo said:

Yall sound Jelly asf, that I get to suck on the pancakers and tap the hairy azzhole on the reg...



Rules.... Without them, we live with the animals.

This is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.
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When that dude eats, his food has to go through 3 levels and a boss fight before it reaches his stomach.
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Cromagnum said:

When that dude eats, his food has to go through 3 levels and a boss fight before it reaches his stomach.
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Mr_Hildalgo said:

Yall sound Jelly asf, that I get to suck on the pancakers and tap the hairy azzhole on the reg...





This is vintage rivalries board sock posting Well done
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Cromagnum said:

When that dude eats, his food has to go through 3 levels and a boss fight before it reaches his stomach.


Holy ****

This might be one of the funniest post I've read in awhile. So rivalries board-esque
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This thread is vintage Tine Board
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Whenever I see Dora the Explorer I think of Brian Regan and Dora the Explora.
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Sea Speed said:

That looks like the most uncomfortable and unnatural reading position ever.

Also I thought her boyfriend drained his life savings to pay for her rehab. How can they afford a trip to Mexico for Christmas?
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"Well, uh … that umm … those resources are resources that I have and, therefore, they are in a way that does not interfere with anything that has to do with serving the United States Congress myself mostly, but I guess Harris County Taxpayers," answered Jackson Lee. Dora

"Understood," Eisenbaum replied. "So, public funds?"

"Those resources are resources that I have," said Jackson Lee. Dora
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Commandante Hogans is throwing Harris County taxpayer money out to vunnables like Marti Gras beads.



Stat Monitor Repairman
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drained his life savings to pay for her rehab.
Like leasing a Range Rover then complaining about it being in the shop.
maroon barchetta
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Paying people money helps employment.

Hmm.

Didn't work to get people to go to their service jobs during COVID.
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She looks like a fat pigeon toed midget now. Also good lord that post Adderall addiction weight went straight to the chest.


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Any of y'all live in the ghetto zip codes to troll the free monies?
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Cromagnum
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They can pencil in the date with his neck.
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Sea Speed said:

She looks like a fat pigeon toed midget now. Also good lord that post Adderall addiction weight went straight to the chest.



Oh good, a current pic of the Three Stooges... haven't seen them in years
Mike
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jetch17 said:



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jetch17 said:



It took the dude 9 years.....clearly he had no other options (besides dudes....which I'd still not rule out).
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jetch17 said:





$20 says they did it so he couldn't be subpoenaed to testify against her when she gets indicted.
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Marvin_Zindler said:

jetch17 said:



It took the dude 9 years.....clearly he had no other options (besides dudes....which I'd still not rule out).


Need to ask him if she enjoyed her Sur La Table date circa year 7 of the courtship.
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jetch17 said:




I wonder if she dropped to a knee when she asked. No doubt he cried.
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Marvin_Zindler said:

jetch17 said:



It took the dude 9 years.....clearly he had no other options (besides dudes....which I'd still not rule out).
Probably took him 9 years to muster up enough testosterone for a boner.
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Beta Pencil neck is getting smoked on this thread
El Gallo Blanco
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Hate to be this guy, but daggum, I kind of feel sorry for that guy.

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Do you think they met feeding lettuce to the giraffes at the zoo?
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CDUB98 said:

Marvin_Zindler said:

jetch17 said:



It took the dude 9 years.....clearly he had no other options (besides dudes....which I'd still not rule out).
Probably took him 9 years to muster up enough testosterone for a boner.


gd that is funny
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The Chron keeps reporting that she ran out of money treating her "depression." The Chron also reported last year that Lina makes $190,860 /year. As a single person with no dependents, in her 5th year on the job. Splain me how she needed money if not for a bad drug habit.

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/politics/houston/article/harris-county-employee-salaries-2023-17891707.php#
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DustysLineup said:

The Chron keeps reporting that she ran out of money treating her "depression." The Chron also reported last year that Lina makes $190,860 /year. As a single person with no dependents, in her 5th year on the job. Splain me how she needed money if not for a bad drug habit.

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/politics/houston/article/harris-county-employee-salaries-2023-17891707.php#


And then she took a vacation to south America or something shortly after.
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DustysLineup said:

The Chron keeps reporting that she ran out of money treating her "depression." The Chron also reported last year that Lina makes $190,860 /year. As a single person with no dependents, in her 5th year on the job. Splain me how she needed money if not for a bad drug habit.

Isn't Viagara expensive?
 
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