Trump evacuated [from WH Correspondents' Dinner]

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History professor:



The best responses:
https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2026/04/26/kevin-kruse-trump-needs-to-stop-being-a-baby-about-attempted-shootings-n2427556

“If you think you can do it better, go ahead. We will step aside.” Secretary of State Marco Rubio
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Todd Blanche just requested the lawsuit trying to stop the ballroom construction be dismissed for national security reasons.

Amazing that a deranged alphabet lib is going to expedite the ballroom construction. Of course, plans may need to be adapted to expand the room to accommodate Trump's grand cajones these days.
2000AgPhD
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True - I heard the USSS had a hard time getting him out of the building due to the sheer size of his balls...
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2000AgPhD said:

True - I heard the USSS hard a hard time getting him out of the building due to the sheer size of his balls...

Freight elevators are notoriously slow.
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Cole Allen, the crazed anti-Trumper who tried to assassinate Trump administration officials at the Saturday White House Correspondents' Dinner, appears to have made numerous outrageous comments on social media, including labeling Donald Trump an antichrist.






https://pjmedia.com/catherinesalgado/2026/04/26/dc-shooter-cole-allen-reportedly-called-trump-an-antichrist-n4952222
“If you think you can do it better, go ahead. We will step aside.” Secretary of State Marco Rubio
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milner79 said:




There was a nice one today but the Florida announcers were not buying the out call and review. However, Jorian, like Trump, has caught the eye of Jesus and miracles abound.

Now backs to the thread. I hope the ballroom is ready for hosting the Ags when they sweep Nattys in baseball, basketball, football and equestrian / meat judging in 2027.
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flown-the-coop said:

milner79 said:






There was a nice one today but the Florida announcers were not buying the out call and review. However, Jorian, like Trump, has caught the eye of Jesus and miracles abound.

Now backs to the thread. I hope the ballroom is ready for hosting the Ags when they sweep Nattys in baseball, basketball, football and equestrian / meat judging in 2027.


Cole, are you posting from jail?
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one safe place said:

All this "trans" bull**** makes much more sense if you are smart enough to know there is no such thing. It is impossible. Every time you see the word "trans" you should substitute "mentally ill" and it will all come together for you and make sense.


"Fake" works pretty well too.
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Im Gipper said:

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Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest."


Kash Patel being singled out as NOT being a target tells you all you need to know. Once you see it, you can't unsee it.

Fill me in. I'm not getting why he was singled out.
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Tabasco said:

Im Gipper said:

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Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest."


Kash Patel being singled out as NOT being a target tells you all you need to know. Once you see it, you can't unsee it.

Fill me in. I'm not getting why he was singled out.

Only thing I could come up with is color of his skin. I can't think of anything else except Kash is short.
“If you think you can do it better, go ahead. We will step aside.” Secretary of State Marco Rubio
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In retrospect, are we certain Joe Biden wasn't assassinated and we just didn't notice?
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He's brown. This nut is just another racist Christian hater.
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Ellis Wyatt said:

He's brown. This nut is just another racist Christian hater.

Kash Patel also a devout Hindu, so he gets a double pass.
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I'm shocked at the lack of concerned moderates on this thread. Must be a tough weekend for them.
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backintexas2013 said:

I'm shocked at the lack of concerned moderates on this thread. Must be a tough weekend for them.


Fear not. They will be back. And get less and less sheepish about any future assassination attempts.
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aginlakeway said:

Cowbird said:

Why they so slow to cover him?



To cover who?


gross post

Thank God everyone is ok
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aggiehawg said:

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Smart...

But, mental problems...

Lousy fashion sense too. That bright of a yellow doesn't work with ginger hairs.

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suburban cowboy said:

aginlakeway said:

Cowbird said:

Why they so slow to cover him?



To cover who?


gross post

Thank God everyone is ok


Why gross? I don't think they were slow to cover anyone. The poster said they were slow to cover him. Did poster mean POTUS or someone else? I was seeking clarification.
One day at a time.
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Ag83 said:

aggiehawg said:

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Smart...

But, mental problems...

Lousy fashion sense too. That bright of a yellow doesn't work with ginger hairs.



NM.
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StandUpforAmerica
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I know this isn't a new idea, but the media has absolutely no shame.

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StandUpforAmerica said:

I know this isn't a new idea, but the media has absolutely no shame.



https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2026/04/26/trump-norah-odonnell-disgraceful-n2427561
“If you think you can do it better, go ahead. We will step aside.” Secretary of State Marco Rubio
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CBS - 60 Minutes - Disgraceful

Flagged for redundancy.
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Ha, I love it. Calls her a disgrace to her goblin face and she has to take it.
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Glad the RNC is doing something:
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Sen. Elissa Slotkin (D-Mich.) wrote on social media that she is "grateful the President and all the guests from last night's event are safe, and no one was seriously injured," adding that "political violence has no place in America."
RNC Research shared her X post, pointing out that she's called the president an "existential threat to democracy," and blasting her for her choice of language that is "inciting violence" against President Trump and Republicans.






https://nypost.com/2026/04/26/us-news/dems-ripped-for-anti-trump-rhetoric-after-third-assassination-attempt-during-whcd-shooting/
“If you think you can do it better, go ahead. We will step aside.” Secretary of State Marco Rubio
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Sorry if i missed this, but how is this guy not dead? I heard a Secret Service member took some lead in the plates. Was all of the ruckus return fire?
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BadMoonRisin said:

Sorry if i missed this, but how is this guy not dead? I heard a Secret Service member took some lead in the plates. Was all of the ruckus return fire?


That's also what I was wondering
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So this genius thinks that we are blowing up fishermen out for a 30 knot troll? Me thinks his engineering degree was given to him based on some criteria.

His PVC work was also pretty rudimentary.

Person Not Capable of Pregnancy
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Tony Franklins Other Shoe said:

So this genius thinks that we are blowing up fishermen out for a 30 knot troll? Me thinks his engineering degree was given to him based on some criteria.

His PVC work was also pretty rudimentary.

I made a brake like that for my push cart in 1972. I should sue.
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Wow. This video is pretty amazing. He just went right through.

I think theres a good chance the officer who was shot was likely hit by friendly fire
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Who?mikejones! said:



Wow. This video is pretty amazing. He just went right through.

I think theres a good chance the officer who was shot was likely hit by friendly fire

"attempting". He ran right damn through.

Anyway, that sounded like a lot of shots fired. Where did they land? No one got shot, except for an agent in the vest?
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Curious - do you think Kash Patel was armed at the dinner?
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Squadron7 said:

Ag with kids said:

Ghost of Bisbee said:

Idiots aren't graduating with STEM degrees from CalTech

No...

But, maybe psychos are.

And don't forget this guy has a BSME from Kansas State and an MS in Nuclear Engineering from MIT.

Smart...

But, mental problems...


But does the carpet match.....never mind. No drapes.


Yikes. Don't ask don't tell, I suppose.
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A few observations in no particular order

- It's scariest that from this guy's background and what he says in his manifesto, he's no more radical than the majority of Democrats. He thinks and says the same stuff, just willing to do something about it.
- If I were a personally very wealthy president, I would use my own fortune to make damn sure I had the best of the best providing security at all times. I still can't believe Trump doesn't realize how vulnerable his lackluster detail continues to make him
- If you're a fairly intelligent/educated would-be assassin, why would you think that plan he tried would actually work? Did he actually think that would yield a result or was this more about a loser narcissist doing something to get 15 mins of fame?
 
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