Favorite Lines from The Office (US)
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Creed: "Every week I'm supposed to take 4 hours and do a quality spot check at the paper mill. Of course the one year I blow it off, this happens."
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And when he passes around the condolences card for Debbie Brown and everyone is pitching in money. Then the Creed voiceover as he's walking out and pocketing the money, "why do bad things happen to good people? I'll never understand it."HoustonAg2106 said:
Creed: "Every week I'm supposed to take 4 hours and do a quality spot check at the paper mill. Of course the one year I blow it off, this happens."
Creed: So Jim, I was wanting to introduce you to my daughter.
Jim: I'm engaged to Pam.
Creed: But I thought you were gay?
Jim: Then why would you want to introduce me to your daughter?
Creed: I don't know.
Jim: I'm engaged to Pam.
Creed: But I thought you were gay?
Jim: Then why would you want to introduce me to your daughter?
Creed: I don't know.
This has become my new favorite thread on Texags. When I check my watch list, this is one I'm hoping has new replies.
Such a great show, and I was worried when it started that it would just be a poor American knock off of the UK version. So glad to be so wrong!
Such a great show, and I was worried when it started that it would just be a poor American knock off of the UK version. So glad to be so wrong!
I watched "Performance Review" before bed last night. Wall-to-wall gold, especially Stanley pandering to Michael about the message Jan has left in order to get a good bonus. It's also the episode where Dwight thinks it's Friday but it's really Thursday.
Michael Scott:
Did you learn that on the streets? Oh, I'm sorry...
Stanley:
No it's okay, I did learn it on the streets, on the ghetto, in fact.
Michael Scott:
No kidding...
[later, to the camera]
Stanley:
It's all about my bonus.
Michael Scott:
Did you learn that on the streets? Oh, I'm sorry...
Stanley:
No it's okay, I did learn it on the streets, on the ghetto, in fact.
Michael Scott:
No kidding...
[later, to the camera]
Stanley:
It's all about my bonus.
Ed truck was decapitated and they did have a funeral for a bird lolMW03 said:
Made out to "Science"
Michael: I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS.
Jim: I think you mean the Aid to Afghanistan.
Michael: No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS.
Phyllis: Afghani.
Michael: What?
Phyllis: Afghani.
Michael: That's a dog.
Pam: No, that's Afghan.
Michael: That's a shawl.
Dwight: Wait, canine AIDS?
Michael: No, humans with AIDS.
Creed: Who has AIDS?
Jim: I think you mean the Aid to Afghanistan.
Michael: No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS.
Phyllis: Afghani.
Michael: What?
Phyllis: Afghani.
Michael: That's a dog.
Pam: No, that's Afghan.
Michael: That's a shawl.
Dwight: Wait, canine AIDS?
Michael: No, humans with AIDS.
Creed: Who has AIDS?
TheDraw said:Ed truck was decapitated and they did have a funeral for a dead bird lolMW03 said:
Yes but Jim just got back from Stamford so he didn't know that
Michael to Oscar before beach day.
M - Oscar did you bring your speedo?
O - Michael I don't wear a speedo. Why do you assume I wear a speedo?
M - Well you can't swim in leather pants.
M - Oscar did you bring your speedo?
O - Michael I don't wear a speedo. Why do you assume I wear a speedo?
M - Well you can't swim in leather pants.
Did we ever learn for sure if Ed Truck was actually decapitated? Creed it the one that told Michael he was decapitated....TheDraw said:MW03 said:
Ed truck was decapitated and they did have a funeral for a bird lol
EDIT: I don't know what i have done quoting that post and i don't know how to fix it.
"Oh hey, i know you. Elizabeth? Wow, very cool you went back and got your degree."MW03 said:
Made out to "Science"
Quote:
Thank you Mr Scofield for your time. Much appreciated. And tell me, how's your gay son?
Quote:
I color code all my info. I wrote gay son in green. Green means go. So I know to go ahead and shut up about it. Orange, means orange you glad you didn't bring it up. Most colors mean don't say it.
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TheDraw said:
Michael- "Why do we as a society hate old people so much"
Creed- "Because they're lame!"
lmaoMW03 said:
https://i.imgur.com/nKPHfK1.jpg
Made out to "Science"
The entire buildup in "The Coup" when Michael lets Dwight think that he's the new manager until Dwight insults the Sebring and somehow that is the last straw: "That's my car!"
I have "Murder" on in the background and forgot about this line from Kevin
Andy: "What you want is really more of a savannah accent which is more like, molasses spilling outta your mouth."
Kevin: "Oh now do the Swedish Chef!"
Andy: "I'm not familiar, what province is he from?"
Kevin: "He lives in Sesame Street dumbass!"
And then Creed coming in during the game "let me settle in and I'll be right back"
Then he's seen hauling ass outta the parking lot
Andy: "What you want is really more of a savannah accent which is more like, molasses spilling outta your mouth."
Kevin: "Oh now do the Swedish Chef!"
Andy: "I'm not familiar, what province is he from?"
Kevin: "He lives in Sesame Street dumbass!"
And then Creed coming in during the game "let me settle in and I'll be right back"
Then he's seen hauling ass outta the parking lot
I've always loved the end of "Gay Witch Hunt" when Michael watches Oscar leave the office and get into a car with his 'roommate' Gil.
"Oh, there's Gil, Oscars roommate.....I wonder if he knows?"
"Oh, there's Gil, Oscars roommate.....I wonder if he knows?"
Quote:
Dwight Schrute : This is a petition for the business park to upgrade their security cameras, as well as install two floodlights in the parking lot. And I know what you're thinking: Won't that just shed more light on the *****es? But that is a risk we have to take. Pam, you can draw, kind of. Why don't you work with Phallus on drawing a picture of the exposer that I can post around the community?
Pam Beesley : Phallus?
Dwight Schrute : Phyllis. Sorry. I've got *****es on the brain.
tried posting this earlier, but it didn't work. Attempt #2
atm0812 said:
I've always loved the end of "Gay Witch Hunt" when Michael watches Oscar leave the office and get into a car with his 'roommate' Gil.
"Oh, there's Gil, Oscars roommate.....I wonder if he knows?"
Rewatched this episode the other day - the whole thing is genius.
Watched the one where Michael and Jan go public for the first time to David Wallace's party.
Champ Bailey said:
Watched the one where Michael and Jan go public for the first time to David Wallace's party.
And then Dwight pokes his head in from the backseat and says something like, "Don't fight guys, y'all are great together."
Loved Darryl
David Wallace: Michael, David Wallace. What is this about dismissing the ad people?
Michael: Yeah, I'm glad you called. Ryan is being a little ***** again.
Ryan: I'm on Michael.
Michael: What's up my brother?
Michael: Yeah, I'm glad you called. Ryan is being a little ***** again.
Ryan: I'm on Michael.
Michael: What's up my brother?
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