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I'll probably have to mark one with a Sharpie to tell them apart

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Think back with Dwight acting like he's giving birth and he tells Michael to mark the baby with a sharpie with only a mark he would know.

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I'M SCREAMING, I'M SCREAMING, I'M SCREAMING!!!

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I was howling at that scene when after they dropped the watermelon baby, they cut to Michael eating a big slice.

Kim Jong Un in vegatative state after failed surgery

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It was cited the medical team treating North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, say the failure of initial heart surgery has left the 36-year-old in a vegetative state.

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"In North Korea, heart surgeon number one. Steady hand. One day, Kim Jong Un need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Kim Jong Un die! North Korea very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No english, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have a house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill Kim Jong Un boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!"

Going to try and roll out the hotties bracket on Monday

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Kim Jong Un in vegatative state after failed surgery

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It was cited the medical team treating North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, say the failure of initial heart surgery has left the 36-year-old in a vegetative state.

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"In North Korea, heart surgeon number one. Steady hand. One day, Kim Jong Un need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Kim Jong Un die! North Korea very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No english, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have a house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill Kim Jong Un boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!"

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Lol...this was literally the first thing I thought of when I heard the news.

Well, it took us four months but we finished our first watching of the entire The Office series tonight.

I stick with my previous comments. This is the best thing I have ever seen on network television and probably my favorite series ever.

The final episode of The Office:

Dwight: I can't believe you came

Michael: That's what she said



I'm out. Done. Emotionally drained. This is/was as good as it gets.

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Well, it took us four months but we finished our first watching of the entire The Office series tonight.

I stick with my previous comments. This is the best thing I have ever seen on network television and probably my favorite series ever.

The final episode of The Office:

Dwight: I can't believe you came

Michael: That's what she said



I'm out. Done. Emotionally drained. This is/was as good as it gets.

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Time to decide what to watch next, get exhausted looking at all the other options and decide just to rewatch The Office again

Urban Ag said:

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Well, it took us four months but we finished our first watching of the entire The Office series tonight.

I stick with my previous comments. This is the best thing I have ever seen on network television and probably my favorite series ever.

The final episode of The Office:

Dwight: I can't believe you came

Michael: That's what she said



I'm out. Done. Emotionally drained. This is/was as good as it gets.

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My father-in-law, a gruff military man his entire life, laughed his hardest watching Michael and Dwight.

This is one of the top shows in history.

for those looking for something new, i suggest *****t's creek. it's hilarious.

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for those looking for something new, i suggest *****t's creek. it's hilarious.

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I was really surprised by the quality of the writing and acting here. Great show

This is only tangentially related to The Office, but I just received one of the greatest emails ever and had to share...

Basically, I get random pitches from novice screenwriters every so often - from writers who stumble upon our company's contact info via our website - and in today's email/pitch, the writer not only refers to his own script as "profound," "prolific," "substantial," and "fabulous," but says it "would be one of the best movies of the year and win multiple awards." Also, of his protagonist: "He could be played by Bradley Cooper or Chris Pratt/Chris Hemsworth/Matthew McConaughey/Vince Vaughn/Chris Pine/Taylor Kinney."

But the final line of his email is the one that literally made me laugh out loud, and has me convinced that Michael Scott is not only a real person, but now goes by a pen name and followed his dream of trying to make movies (though, I've redacted the name for privacy)...

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"It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world" and help maintain a strong economy."

-- Thomas Jefferson (final point by ***** *****)

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I give you pearls and you trample them in the mud.

Angela

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Should have had Michael's LeBaron and not Dwight's Firebird on the cover.

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Sebring.

Fify

How does Prison Mike not make the cover of GTA?

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Should have had Michael's LeBaron and not Dwight's Firebird on the cover.

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Sebring.

Fify

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Sebring, by Chrysler...heck of a motor carriage

PRESENTING THE HOTTEST IN THE OFFICE CONTEST

At last, the field is set. Is it perfect, nowhere near. Did I leave off someone you think is hot? Absolutely. Did I rank someone too high and someone too low? Of course, because I'm not perfect like you. Pictures don't work? Tough ****, they worked on my machine. Use Google, you lazy ass.

I tried to give a little more emphasis to the series regular with higher seeds. I don't think many people think Rashida Jones is better looking than Amy Adams, but Rashida was a regular for a season so she gets a little extra street cred.

Seeing as how it's midnight on a Saturday, I'll run this first round 24-36 hours. Then we'll go from there.
VOTE HERE!!!!

And now, the contestants.

SCRANTON REGION




1. Pam (Jenna Fischer)



2. Jan (Melora Hardin)


3. Jordan (Cody Horn)


4. Val (Ameenah Kaplan)


5. Esther (Nora Kirkpatrick)


6. Justine (Erica Vittina Phillips)


7. Toby's Date for Phyllis's Wedding (Kassandra Nelson)


8. Nellie (Catherine Tate)

Stanford Region


1. Karen (Rashida Jones)


2. Katy (Amy Adams)


3. Isabel (Kelen Coleman)


4. Jessica (Eleanor Seigler)


5. Lara (Sara Chase)



6. Helene Beesly (Linda Purl)


7. Alice (Collette Wolfe)


8. Concierge Marie ( Wendi McLendon-Covey)

Utica Region

1. Angela (Angela Kinsey)


2. Elizabeth the Stripper (Jackie Debatin)


3. Susan (Maura Tierney)



4. Brenda (Brenda Withers)


5. Chair Model (April Eden)



6. College Basketball Player - Cassie Fliegel


7. Carol (Nancy Carrell)


8. Stacy (Trish Gates)

New York Region


1. Erin (Ellie Kempner)


2. Penny Beesley (Anna Camp)


3. Cathy (Lindsey Broad)


4. Holly (Amy Ryan)


5. Kelly (Mindy Kaling)


6. Fannie Schrute (Majandra Delfino)


7. Donna (Amy Pietz)


8. This next award goes to somebody, who really, lights up the office. Somebody, who I think a lot of us, cannot keep, from checking out. The "Hottest in the Office" award goes to Ryan the temp! (B.J. Howard)

Gotta disagree with you. I think Rashida Jones is hotter than Amy Adams and it isn't even close for me.