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11:25a, 5/7/20
I almost voted for Penny last night, but decided to sleep on the decision instead. After a solid night sleep dreaming about Pam...she gets the vote.
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11:30a, 5/7/20
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To take a break form the brackets

I happened to see the Drug Testing episode the other day and rewound it a couple times because this scene with Michael was awesome.

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Dude, where's my office? I totally lost it...because I was half-baked, smoking doobies. Doobie Brothers. Smoking doobies with my brothers...Peace out, Seacrest!

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In reply to redass89 • 11:31a, 5/7/20
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redass89 said:
I almost voted for Penny last night, but decided to sleep on the decision instead. After a solid night sleep dreaming about Pam...she gets the vote.
please wash your hands.
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In reply to Fat Bib Fortuna • 11:35a, 5/7/20
MuckRaker96 said:
redass89 said:
I almost voted for Penny last night, but decided to sleep on the decision instead. After a solid night sleep dreaming about Pam...she gets the vote.
please wash your hands.

And sheets
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In reply to redass89 • 11:48a, 5/7/20
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redass89 said:
I almost voted for Penny last night, but decided to sleep on the decision instead. After a solid night sleep dreaming about Pam...she gets the vote.
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12:42p, 5/7/20
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A weird percentage of this thread's reaction to Pam:

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In reply to Fat Bib Fortuna • 3:59p, 5/7/20
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MuckRaker96 said:
A weird percentage of this thread's reaction to Pam:



The remaining percentage:

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5:21p, 5/7/20
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All this Anna Camp talk reminds me that I can rewatch True Blood for the first time since I've forgotten everything that happens.
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6:15p, 5/7/20
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Big thanks to Muck for putting together the voting.

Blue parachute for you.
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6:26p, 5/7/20
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A loving tribute to champion Pam Beesly Halpert, who won by a 67%-33% margin including the lamewad, or 81%-19% without.

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7:25p, 5/7/20
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I still don't think Pam was hotter. Cuter or more "attainable", maybe.
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In reply to Buck Compton • 8:42p, 5/7/20
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Buck Compton said:
I still don't think Pam was hotter. Cuter or more "attainable", maybe.


The people have spoken
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In reply to Buck Compton • 9:26p, 5/7/20
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Buck Compton said:
I still don't think Pam was hotter. Cuter or more "attainable", maybe.
Nobody cares what you think. That's why we had the tournament.
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In reply to Fat Bib Fortuna • 9:57p, 5/7/20
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MuckRaker96 said:
Buck Compton said:
I still don't think Pam was hotter. Cuter or more "attainable", maybe.
Nobody cares what you think. That's why we had the tournament.
Okay, chief. Settle down there.
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10:36a, 5/11/20
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12:28p, 5/11/20
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In reply to FightinTexasAg15 • 10:25p, 5/11/20
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FightinTexasAg15 said:
I love SGN. And the reunion didn't disappoint.
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In reply to Buck Compton • 12:15a, 5/12/20
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Buck Compton said:
I still don't think Pam was hotter. Cuter or more "attainable", maybe.
Some of us are really, really, attracted to the type of woman you want to be angel in public, a devil in bed, want to bring home to meet your parents, and then knock her up.

Guilty as charged.
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In reply to double aught • 8:03a, 5/12/20
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double aught said:
FightinTexasAg15 said:
I love SGN. And the reunion didn't disappoint.
Pam still the hottest.
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7:36a, 5/17/20
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Found this link to the TexAgs Season 4 of the office thread :0

https://texags.com/forums/13/topics/956018/1
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In reply to Fat Bib Fortuna • 9:09a, 5/17/20
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How was there no discussion for the Dinner Party episode?

Also interesting to see stuff like this, after the Deposition episode, which imo is like a top 5 episode in the series.
piag94 said:
It's still a good show, but this season is without a doubt the worst. The tray scene, Dwight talking about the great ping-pong players and Kelly talking "smack" were good, but IMO they are missing something they had the 1st couple years.
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In reply to boy09 • 10:33a, 5/17/20
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It's good to know the PiAg's terrible takes extend across all spectrums of life; not just sports.
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In reply to boy09 • 3:20p, 5/17/20
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boy09 said:
How was there no discussion for the Dinner Party episode?

Also interesting to see stuff like this, after the Deposition episode, which imo is like a top 5 episode in the series.
piag94 said:
It's still a good show, but this season is without a doubt the worst. The tray scene, Dwight talking about the great ping-pong players and Kelly talking "smack" were good, but IMO they are missing something they had the 1st couple years.


You read every page of that?
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In reply to HoustonAg2106 • 3:38p, 5/17/20
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Ha, no. I was looking specifically for discussion about the Deposition and Dinner Party episodes, since those are 2 of the best in the whole series.
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In reply to boy09 • 3:46p, 5/17/20
boy09 said:
How was there no discussion for the Dinner Party episode?

Also interesting to see stuff like this, after the Deposition episode, which imo is like a top 5 episode in the series.
piag94 said:
It's still a good show, but this season is without a doubt the worst. The tray scene, Dwight talking about the great ping-pong players and Kelly talking "smack" were good, but IMO they are missing something they had the 1st couple years.


Maybe it's one of those episodes, like Arrested Development, that isn't quite as funny the first time you watch it, but every time you watch it after, you realize how great it is.

I'm trying to think back, but it may have been one of the first episodes of the office that had darker and more cringe scenes which may have throw people off.
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10:20a, 5/29/20
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10:50p, 5/30/20
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Sad I missed the bracket.

Number one seeds probably should have been Pam, Katy, and Esther. Based on the results, Penny as the fourth number one.

Pam had to run the gauntlet and take out all of the serious contenders head-to-head
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7:49p, 2/23/21
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We're well past "favorite" scenes, but...

Several episodes after the Prince Family Paper episode, after Michael quits b/c of Charles Miner, he realizes he needs to pick up the phone and look for a job. Next sound:

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Hi, you've reached Prince Paper.

We are sad to inform you, that after 40 years of serving the community, we are no longer in business. Thank you for your support, and may God bless you.

Little girl's voice: Byyeee.

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