Favorite Lines from The Office (US)

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Ha, that's awesome.
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COOL LASER FALCON
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I generally think Creed is overrated, but his line in Grief Counseling really got me.

Creed: You know a human can go on several hours after being decapitated.
Dwight Schrute: You're thinking of a chicken.
Creed: What'd I say?
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We love the show. We watched it when it was new and also record it now. The difference is that I now have a decade of experience at roles in a corporate office from being a grunt to a project manager.

There are minutes of the show now that we used to find hilarious but now can't even sit through. Lol.


And the HANDS DOWN best lines in this for me we're where Michael asked Oscar about what to expect during his colonoscopy. Hahaha.
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COOL LASER FALCON said:

I generally think Creed is overrated, but his line in Grief Counseling really got me.

Creed: You know a human can go on several hours after being decapitated.
Dwight Schrute: You're thinking of a chicken.
Creed: What'd I say?




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That face
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"Did Darryl touch you?"

"What?'"
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Robert California: "I'm not going to start doubting my drunken self now"
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The entire of stretch with the Michael Scott Paper Company is tv greatness.

From Vickram, the Korean van, Michael's Rolodex, to the buyout it's full of great lines.

I think it sums up Michael Scott perfectly.

"Our balls are in your court" - Michael Scott
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Ag_07 said:

The entire of stretch with the Michael Scott Paper Company is tv greatness.

From Vickram, the Korean van, Michael's Rolodex, to the buyout it's full of great lines.

I think it sums up Michael Scott perfectly.

"Our balls are in your court" - Michael Scott


I love the one after they come back from the Michael Scott Paper Company when Dwight rounds up all the sales people in the warehouse and Meredith sneaks up on them and she scares Dwight.

Dwight Schrute : What are you doing here??
Meredith : I saw a crowd, thought there might be a dog fight or something.
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Just finished up watching The Dinner Party again, awkward perfection. At the very end of the episode Andy and Angela are sitting in his car eating ice cream. Andy sneaks a peck on the cheek. Angela rolls down the window and smashes her ice cream cone on the side of Andy's car. It's maybe my favorite scene of the whole series.
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Max Power said:

Just finished up watching The Dinner Party again, awkward perfection. At the very end of the episode Andy and Angela are sitting in his car eating ice cream. Andy sneaks a peck on the cheek. Angela rolls down the window and smashes her ice cream cone on the side of Andy's car. It's maybe my favorite scene of the whole series.


My fist many viewings of this I thought that's what happens but I think he actually takes a lick of her ice cream.
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AliasMan02 said:

Max Power said:

Just finished up watching The Dinner Party again, awkward perfection. At the very end of the episode Andy and Angela are sitting in his car eating ice cream. Andy sneaks a peck on the cheek. Angela rolls down the window and smashes her ice cream cone on the side of Andy's car. It's maybe my favorite scene of the whole series.


My fist many viewings of this I thought that's what happens but I think he actually takes a lick of her ice cream.


Yes, the joke is that she is mad that Andy has tainted her ice cream with his germs, and creams Andy's door. It's exactly what her character would do.
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Dog Faced Pony Soldier said:

Ag_07 said:

The entire of stretch with the Michael Scott Paper Company is tv greatness.

From Vickram, the Korean van, Michael's Rolodex, to the buyout it's full of great lines.

I think it sums up Michael Scott perfectly.

"Our balls are in your court" - Michael Scott


I love the one after they come back from the Michael Scott Paper Company when Dwight rounds up all the sales people in the warehouse and Meredith sneaks up on them and she scares Dwight.

Dwight Schrute : What are you doing here??
Meredith : I saw a crowd, thought there might be a dog fight or something.
Was watching the one last night where Pam quits as well. Jenna Fischer's ever-changing face as she and Michael walk out of the office park is fantastic.

Then Charles puts Kevin in charge of reception and Stanley in charge of quality control. Jim's line on Kevin answering the phones:

"Charles is having Kevin cover the phones for a while. How do I say this diplomatically? I think Kevin is doing exactly as well as anyone might have expected someone like him to perform in a position like that."
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Isn't Stanley the productivity czar under Charles?
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In Japan, heart surgeon number one. Steady hand
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Brock Sampson said:

In Japan, heart surgeon number one. Steady hand

But, mistake!
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Not exactly a quote from the office but ....I'm trying to find a meme that talks about when you let go of toxic people in your life how happy and what a success you can become. Meme starts out like it's going to be about Pam but turns out it's about Roy insinuating Pam was the toxic person. Anyone help me out ?
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Since the kids are now hooked my son uses this when he's had a long day (he's also in 2nd grade)


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That's when Kevin declares he got four phone numbers, and if he can just get three more he'll have the entire phone number.
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You cheated on me .... when I specifically asked you not to.
- Michael to Jan


Angela: Standard, you know? Nothing fancy.
Andy: So like, missionary...
Angela: I said nothing fancy.


"She introduced me to so many things. Pasteurized milk, sheets, monotheism..."
--Dwight reminiscing on his time with Angela
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Six phone number. One more and would have had a whole one.
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"The guy was just hanging brain, I mean what's all the fuss?" - Creed, in response to Phyllis getting flashed
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Phyllis: It will never happen again. My boyfriend, Bob Vance, from Vance Refrigeration gave me a Vance Refrigeration credit card. Only for emergencies.

Kevin: An emergency like, you have an ice cream cake, and you're in the sun, and it's melting?

Angela: You don't use it to buy refrigerators, Kevin!
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Head Ninja In Charge said:

"The guy was just hanging brain, I mean what's all the fuss?" - Creed, in response to Phyllis getting flashed
Phyllis? Really? I mean, did he even see Pam?
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boy09 said:

Head Ninja In Charge said:

"The guy was just hanging brain, I mean what's all the fuss?" - Creed, in response to Phyllis getting flashed
Phyllis? Really? I mean, did he even see Pam?

Or Karen, from behind?
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Pizza, the great equalizer! Rich people love pizza. Poor people love pizza. White people love pizza. Black people love pizza........ Do black people like pizza?

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Dwight in response to Jim mentioning Justin Bieber...

Dwight: "Who is Justice Beaver"

Jim (pauses): "He's a crime fighting beaver"
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Dwight-"I was a twin. I absorbed my twin in the womb, now I have the strength of a full grown man and a little baby."
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Watched "The Lover" last night where Michael lets Pam know he's dating her mom. It's a gold mine. But nothing tops Michael getting pissy with Pam.

Pam: Michael. Let me make this very easy for you. I COULD GIVE A *****ABOUT YOUR HAPPINESS. STOP DATING MY MOTHER!

Michael: You know what, I'm gonna start dating her even harder.

Pam : What's that supposed to mean?

Michael Scott: You know what it means.

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Dwight Schrute : Would I ever leave this company? Look, I'm all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I'm being paid for here is my loyalty. But if there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly, I'm going wherever they value loyalty the most.
 
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