Was watching one of the episodes recently where they combined the Stamford and Scranton offices. Karen keeps complaining about an unknown smell.

Phyllis leans in, trying to help identify the scent.

Karen: Sorry, I think I'm allergic to your perfume.
Phyllis: Bob Vance bought this perfume for me in metropolitan Orlando. It's made with real pine.

This quote is basically the perfect example of why I love this show. I basically lost control I was laughing so hard, my wife enjoys this show, but not like I do.

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metropolitan Orlando.

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I don't know how many times I've watched that scene, but I never realized how funny that part was until I read it.

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My favorite Toby quote is from the finale when they were on the panel and someone asked something about if there lives seemed less meaningful since the filming stopped.

The only line was Toby:

"Yes".

Felt like crying for a made up character when he said that.

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I still love Toby putting his hand on Pam's knee, then quitting his entire life out of embarrassment.

Keep it up, Stanley, and you'll lose New Year's.

Jim, take New Year's away from Stanley.

WHAT?!! You gotta be KIDDING ME!!!

Wanted: Middle-aged black man with sass. Big butt, bigger heart.

They are making a huge, huge mistake. Let's see Josh replace these people. Let's see Josh find another Stanley. You think Stanleys grow on trees? Well, they don't. There is no Stanley tree. You think the world is crawling with Phylisses? Show me that farm...with Phylisses and Kevins sprouting up everywhere ripe for the plucking... Show me that farm.

Pam: "You came in at 10 this morning right?"

On the Moroccan Christmas episode, Michael's butt-hurt was pretty awesome.

First he goes over and ruins the punch with his Santa hat, then he roasts everyone on the microphone during Secret Santa:

Michael: [on karaoke microphone] Uh oh, what's Dwight gonna get? What is iiiit?
Dwight: Yes! [Dwight opens package to reveal another machine part]
Michael: Oh yes. It's space garbage. Dwight's gonna be able to build himself a friend! [sings] Deck the halls with crappy gifts...
Phyllis: Ho ho ho! For Stanley! Ho ho ho! You've been very good this year -
Stanley: I have.
Michael: [on microphone] Yeah, except for cheating on your wife. Adultery's a sin, look it up in the Bible people. What'd you get?
Kevin: He got scented candles!
Michael: [on microphone] Oh, that's appropriate. Lot of fire where you're going. Better get used to it. You're going to H-E-L-L double hockey sticks. You're going to Hell Stanley.
Angela: Amen.
Phyllis: And this brings us to you, little one.
Michael: [on microphone] I can't see from here people. Somebody shout it out, don't make me get up.
Angela: It's fabric! I really wanted this.
Michael: [on microphone] That's fantastic. You can make another dress that goes past your feet.

"I got, two tickets to paradiiiiiiise. Pack your bags we're leaving the day after tomorrow "

After Pam walks away:

Michael - "I would never say this to her face, but she is a wonderful person and a gifted artist."

Oscar - "Why wouldn't you say that to her face?"

I think the episode from season 3 "The Coup" is friggin genius in it's entirety.

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I think the episode from season 3 "The Coup" is friggin genius in it's entirety.

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Dwight's knowledge of Jan's preferences for clothing labels is fantastically disturbing.

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beatlesphan said:

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I think the episode from season 3 "The Coup" is friggin genius in it's entirety.

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Dwight's knowledge of Jan's preferences for clothing labels is fantastically disturbing.

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It's his job to know that

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I think the episode from season 3 "The Coup" is friggin genius in it's entirety.

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Dwight's knowledge of Jan's preferences for clothing labels is fantastically disturbing.

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It's his job to know that

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No. It's not.

Saw this episode last night. We must have played this scene back 5 times. Best part is John Krasinski trying not to laugh.

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On the Moroccan Christmas episode, Michael's butt-hurt was pretty awesome.

First he goes over and ruins the punch with his Santa hat, then he roasts everyone on the microphone during Secret Santa:

Michael: [on karaoke microphone] Uh oh, what's Dwight gonna get? What is iiiit?
Dwight: Yes! [Dwight opens package to reveal another machine part]
Michael: Oh yes. It's space garbage. Dwight's gonna be able to build himself a friend! [sings] Deck the halls with crappy gifts...
Phyllis: Ho ho ho! For Stanley! Ho ho ho! You've been very good this year -
Stanley: I have.
Michael: [on microphone] Yeah, except for cheating on your wife. Adultery's a sin, look it up in the Bible people. What'd you get?
Kevin: He got scented candles!
Michael: [on microphone] Oh, that's appropriate. Lot of fire where you're going. Better get used to it. You're going to H-E-L-L double hockey sticks. You're going to Hell Stanley.
Angela: Amen.
Phyllis: And this brings us to you, little one.
Michael: [on microphone] I can't see from here people. Somebody shout it out, don't make me get up.
Angela: It's fabric! I really wanted this.
Michael: [on microphone] That's fantastic. You can make another dress that goes past your feet.

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The Christmas episodes are great. From another one:


Michael: David, guess who I am sitting here dressed as.

David: I'm not going to guess. You can tell me, or I will hang up.

Michael: I will give you a hint. His last name is Christ. He has the power of flight. He can heal leopards.

Creed from the episode where Michael is getting a new office Chair.

Creed: When Pam gets her new chair, I get her old one, then I'll have two chairs. Only 1 more to go.

One of my favorite scenes is the opener from "The Injury." The following is long(that's what she said) but it is great from the beginning with Michael screaming to Pam that he has been seriously injured, the cut away with him explaining how he wakes up to the smell of crackling bacon, Dwight hitting the pole then throwing up all over his car and taking off with Michael finishing with a somber "please don't send Dwight"

Pam: Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.
Michael: Pam! It's Michael. Help me! I need help right now.
Pam: Michael, what's wrong?
Michael: I'm hurt, I have hurt myself. Oh my God!
Pam: Ok, wait wait wait wait...
Michael: Ungh, this is not looking good Pam!
Pam: Michael, do you need me to call an ambulance?!
Michael: No, I want you to pick me up.
Jim: What?
Pam: Ok...
Jim: What's going on?
Pam: Wait a second, I thought you said that you were hurt.
Michael: I am hurt. I hurt my foot.
Jim: I'm sorry? Pam.
Pam: [exasperated]
Jim: What is going on?
Michael: I want to come to work. But I need you to come and pick me up. [Jim lunges across Pam's desk and puts Michael on speakerphone]
Michael: OH GOD!
Jim: Hey, whoa, Michael...
Michael: Oh God!
Jim: It's, okay, it's Jim. Just say again, uh, really loudly what happened.
Michael: OK, buhhhh, I burned my foot very badly on my Foreman Grill and I now need someone to come and bring me into work.
Jim: You burned your foot on a Foreman Grill?

Michael: I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.

Michael: Pam, could you come get me?!
Pam: Uh, I have to stay here and answer the phone.
Michael: Ok, could someone come and get me please, Ryan?
Phyllis: Michael, you should stay home and rest.
Michael: There's no toilet paper here. Could Ryan... tell Ryan to bring toilet paper. Could you tell 'em that?
Kevin: Can you hop?
Michael: I tried hopping, Kevin, and I bumped my elbow against the wall and now my elbow has a protruberance.
Michael: [panicked] No one wants to pick me up!?
Dwight: [silence, Dwight enters the office] What is going on? What is going on?
Pam: Michael, is, um, sick and he wants one of us to rescue him.
Michael: I'm not sick! I'm burned!
Dwight: I'm coming Michael!
Jim: Oh...
Dwight: I'm gonna save you!
Michael: Don't... is that Dwight? I do not want Dwight.
Dwight: Hold on Michael! I am coming! Wait there!
Michael: I don't want Dwight!
Pam: Michael, why don't you call your girlfriend?
Michael: I don't have a girlfriend.
Jim: But you said that you went out with her this weekend.
Michael: It was all made up. Just someone come, ok? Anyone. Anyone but Dwight.
Jim: [sounds of a car crash] What was that...
Pam: What was that?! [everyone runs to Michael's office window]
Jim: Oh!
Pam: Ohhhhhh!
Jim: He hit the pole!
Jim: It's broken right, he can't...
Pam: Oh my gosh.
Jim: Oh Dwight, Dwight, [Dwight pukes on his back windshield] Ohhhhhh!
Jim and Pam: Oh my God!
Pam: Is he ok?
Jim: He's still driving... Dwight, you forgot your bumper!
Michael: Hellooo? ... Please don't send Dwight!

Also in that episode. Michael to Toby:

"Ah, the Anti-Christ."

*Then he puts his hand to Toby's forehead and makes a sizzling sound*

Kills me every time.

I watched Cafe Disco today. Really good feel good episode. Dwight has some good lines too.

After Dwight finds weed in the parking lot and is having everyone drug tested.

Kevin: I'd like a magazine.

Nurse: We just need urine.

Kevin: I'd still like a magazine.

Andy: what's the game, I want in
Jim: it's not a game, we're just trying to get these chips for Karen
Andy: did you check the vending machine
Karen: ohh the vending machines, how did we miss that
Jim: we went right for the copier then we checked the fax machine
Andy: did you check your butt?

After the first season - it was what 6 episodes?? wife and I saw Stanley - Leslie David Baker - on the Princess CruiseLine's booze cruise LA to Ensenada and back. Very few noticed him so we introduced ourselves. It was not one of those things where you say "that guy kind of looks like That guy from the office" it was "That's Stanley!!" He was so nice and actually kind of excited to be recognized. He had taken his whole family - about 12 of them - on the cruise to celebrate that he was about to film season 2.