lol, it's so bad in so many ways.
even if 'what happened' isn't the most absurd ending conceptually, the whole episode was just 'wtf' in execution.
What's funny is they even nailed my supposed 'theme' 'she didn't have a choice, she's my queen, the throne is the real evil burn it, now I have no choice but to kill her' -
and 'break the wheel' can only be done by some supernatural power' theme, and even then it doesn't really work.
(insert guy who sees everything and cant be poisoned instead of dragonswhichflew..off ..where?)
but it flopped so hard it's worse than could ever be imagined. At least 20 people on this thread wrote better endings.
They even attempted to show that 'break the wheel' can only be done by voting for a king that knows everyone and therefore can't be poisoned or betrayed' except we really have no idea what the **** he can or can't really see or do, where he goes, or why..
So what happened to arya and the horse and her whole character? nothing.
And let me get this straight - the 3 eyed raven has been around 10,000 years since before mankind, never minded the affairs of men, never led before, doesn't care to be with living people, and no one understands what he is.......and he can't be a lord of anything... and is lost in seeing everything past and present everywhere.........
yet all of a sudden he's excited (see eli manning face meme below for superbowl level 'i'm the king!' excitement)
to travel all the way to sacked city to be voted king of the burned throne by the hairy prison dwarf at some impromptu meeting........ which....was ..... for........... supposedly the hairy dwarf's trial?
Aaaaand the show thinks it's a good time for an 'awkward millennial funny' scene to have a bunch of randos, losers, freaks, and literally idiots all of a sudden decide to laugh at democracy, but out of the blue listen to the traitor/prisoner/hairy dwarf that was supposedly on trial, and make Mr. crippled-mystery-magic-peyote-smoking-dreamer-dude-king -- even though they have no idea what planet he's even on?
and the main character gets pincushioned without even a word or a farewell or even an emotional 'look'?
With no tie in to any of the prior angst or joy or whatever.. the leadup is just awkward nonsense... and what little dialogue there is sounds like total utter nonsense......
aaaaaand snow is on the ground.for ...what ...reason? and of course with no guards or anyone in sight because.....that makes sense?
Aaaaand everyone is just ignoring the ****ing dragon, who hates the throne and the game. But not the dude who betrayed and murdered its mother
They make the most interesting, controversial character in tv history decide to dress up in a hitler outfit, with hitler banners, and give a forgettable, nonsensical 'FFFFFFFFF (insert spit here) IIIRST OAAAADHAAAH' bad guy speech right out of TLJ's pathetic playbook.
then her forgettable - last - scene - body gets flown away for...what. reason...? to............where.......?
aaaaand they just sort of instantly rebuilt the whole city........exactly ... how? and why?
and Mr. Excitement is going to suddenly rule from. the . Melted throne in the burnt city .why?
and as king he suddenly pops in and abruptly leaves the counsel to tell dirty jokes and laugh about nothing....... to find out where the dragon is taking her body...for.........what....reason?
aaaand all of a sudden the big woman puts on her full armor to write nice things .abouther.. .. hateful man?
Aaaaaand the 'there and back again' doesn't even mention Bilbo?
and a whole boatload of best soldiers in the world who happen to be lonely eunuchs are...sailing.......off.......to....someplace.......to....do.........what?
aaaaaaand the dothraki are excited to.....do......what? and they went.....where? ..for what purpose?
aaaaaaaaaaaand the nasty red haired *****........won't support her brother, and wants a competing kingdomfor.......what reason? I guess to show that nasty schemers are still in play, just not where Mr. Peyote is watching?
aaaaand she's got her own kingdom and army so......i ... guess... .the game goes on!?
aaaaaand jon is sentenced to prison and exile .to.a . Place with no need to exist anymore.aaaaaand that's why they don't execute him..aaaaaand he gets there and ignores his sentence and runs off into the wild with his eyes on red haired women and his pet wolf with the gratuitous petting scene, and ignoring the king and everything. Ok..