Geez. I'm obsessed with GOT as much as any on here. But. Ruminating about Bran getting a hard on. "Damnit. Poor guy. I REALLY want him to get laid. But. Can he. *****"

Yeah but after the last 50 pages or so of this thread I am beginning to think that talk about Bran's boner would be an improvement over debating incorrect medieval (fantasy) military tactics and the correct use of dragons for airborne surveillance.

Sine poena nulla lex.

Marcus Aurelius said:

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Tyrion sulking around at Dragonstone with the emphasis on the dragon statue. And the look on Euron's face in the preview. The good side has a surprise I am certain.

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Sorry this is the Bran Boner thread please take your plot discussion elsewhere

I get that Eurons shot is bothering the **** out of y'all. But just from a bow hunters perspective...

A broadside animal flying at a constant speed in a straight line is infinitely easier to shoot than a front facing animal coming directly at you.

You have no idea how much practice they have had with those scorpions.

It's probably a little far fetched that they would hit it that well. But it's not worth crying about for days on in.

Bran being able to achieve an erection is gonna be hella-interesting when he wargs into Jaime. Does he kill Cersei or test the waters?

gigemJTH12 said:

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I get that Eurons shot is bothering the **** out of y'all. But just from a bow hunters perspective...

A broadside animal flying at a constant speed in a straight line is infinitely easier to shoot than a front facing animal coming directly at you.

You have no idea how much practice they have had with those scorpions.

It's probably a little far fetched that they would hit it that well. But it's not worth crying about for days on in.

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I'm astounded at how people are criticising the show. It's not even some of the more egregious stuff like "I wish they'd shown the conversation between Jon and his cousins" - which I can understand, as viewers like to see that stuff. it's inane "realism" arguments like using parabolic algebra to figure out the distance between the KL walls and Drogon to figure out if he's actually far enough out of range.

The amount of hype this season has had, plus the two year wait, made people go absolutely insane.

Perfectly said. Some folks are just too far gone. Literally watching the show to rush to the internet with deficiencies they have found.

I love how some of yall are so sure of (and obsessed with) the motives as to why folks are criticizing this season, yet yall get it so wrong.

People are frustrated because it's been extremely underwhelming in relation to itself over the past.

Bunk Moreland said:

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I love how some of yall are so sure of (and obsessed with) the motives as to why folks are criticizing this season, yet yall get it so wrong.

People are frustrated because it's been extremely underwhelming in relation to itself over the past.

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It's more like when a coach gets mad at a player. They get mad when they know you can do better and they've seen better out of you.

gigemJTH12 said:

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I get that Eurons shot is bothering the **** out of y'all. But just from a bow hunters perspective...

A broadside animal flying at a constant speed in a straight line is infinitely easier to shoot than a front facing animal coming directly at you.

You have no idea how much practice they have had with those scorpions.

It's probably a little far fetched that they would hit it that well. But it's not worth crying about for days on in.

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I just watched the episode but it's so bat**** stupid that people are still rightly talking about it. A shot with a target moving at that speed that you have ZERO line of sight on? Yeah, GTFO here. 3 sequential massive hits? **** me man, US armed forces sniper teams don't have that kind of accuracy with the best weapons in ****ing history.

The show definitively lost the plot this season. It doesn't mean I won't watch it but the series of writing decisions is bizarre. I'm at the point where I feel more empathy for the ****ing creatures (Ghost, Dragons) than I do for any of the brainless morons parroting lines. Euron is a ****ing joke of a character.

No, it's more like a coach blowing a casket because his starting QB wore the wrong color socks at practice.

This is not a military documentary. It is a tv show.

Some of the people on this thread are way too tightly wound.

If I'm ever as hostile as some are on this thread about a tv show, check me into the mental hospital

Fenrir said:

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Posters did talk about how disappointing it was that they seem to cut away just before important character building discussions...not sure why you would say they haven't.

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I didn't say they haven't, I said that's understandable.

It's the - frankly - sudden and previously nonexistent screeching demands for unerring exact visual accuracy that are weird. They came out of left field for me.

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CFTXAG10 said:

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Bran being able to achieve an erection is gonna be hella-interesting when he wargs into Jaime. Does he kill Cersei or test the waters?

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If strangling Cersei doesn't give a fella an erection, I don't know what could.

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