Geez. I'm obsessed with GOT as much as any on here. But. Ruminating about Bran getting a hard on. "Damnit. Poor guy. I REALLY want him to get laid. But. Can he. *****"
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If Bran is capable of a "reflex erection," they just need to figure out a way to get him on a school bus.
We know he doesn't really want anymore, so psychogenic erections are probably out of the question.
We know he doesn't really want anymore, so psychogenic erections are probably out of the question.
Peak midweek GOT thread... and it's not even Wednesday.
Who else agrees this season has been a significant disappointment??
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Yeah but after the last 50 pages or so of this thread I am beginning to think that talk about Bran's boner would be an improvement over debating incorrect medieval (fantasy) military tactics and the correct use of dragons for airborne surveillance.
Marcus Aurelius said:
Geez. I'm obsessed with GOT as much as any on here. But. Ruminating about Bran getting a hard on. "Damnit. Poor guy. I REALLY want him to get laid. But. Can he. *****"
I know a guy that had a similar injury and he gets it on.
I think the problem with Bran is would he want to? Also, if he did want it would it be with a man or a woman?
Yeah. Don't think the 3ER and his white sclera warbling moments is interested in sex.
technically carryover from last week as there was still serious episode 3 discussion happening up to 4 airingBelton Ag said:
Peak midweek GOT thread... and it's not even Wednesday.
Sine poena nulla lex.
Sine poena nulla lex.
Only every other swinging dick on this thread.Doug Ross said:
Who else agrees this season has been a significant disappointment??
Does Cersei have a decisive military advantage now?
-scorpions everywhere neutralize the dragon
-Euron controls the sea
-armies are even. Remaining Vale, North, Dothraki, unsullied vs Lannister, Highgarden, golden company. Dorne is stuck waiting for boats?
-scorpions everywhere neutralize the dragon
-Euron controls the sea
-armies are even. Remaining Vale, North, Dothraki, unsullied vs Lannister, Highgarden, golden company. Dorne is stuck waiting for boats?
Sine poena nulla lex.
Tyrion sulking around at Dragonstone with the emphasis on the dragon statue. And the look on Euron's face in the preview. The good side has a surprise I am certain.
Come in here to see Bran erections being discussed.
This thread runs the gamut.
This thread runs the gamut.
So I'm finally caught up and man, this season just sucks.
Between the brain dead tactical layout of the NK battle, the lack of any WW action after years of buildup, and now a prancing lunatic pirate who can launch ballistae with pin-point accuracy from moving ships and kill a FLYING target at thousands of meters, I am kind of checked out now.
I mean, are you ****ing kidding me? There are folks with hacks playing fortnite who don't aim that well.
God, I hope Martin gets off his fat ass and finishes the books.
Between the brain dead tactical layout of the NK battle, the lack of any WW action after years of buildup, and now a prancing lunatic pirate who can launch ballistae with pin-point accuracy from moving ships and kill a FLYING target at thousands of meters, I am kind of checked out now.
I mean, are you ****ing kidding me? There are folks with hacks playing fortnite who don't aim that well.
God, I hope Martin gets off his fat ass and finishes the books.
Marcus Aurelius said:
Tyrion sulking around at Dragonstone with the emphasis on the dragon statue. And the look on Euron's face in the preview. The good side has a surprise I am certain.
Sorry this is the Bran Boner thread please take your plot discussion elsewhere
I get that Eurons shot is bothering the **** out of y'all. But just from a bow hunters perspective...
A broadside animal flying at a constant speed in a straight line is infinitely easier to shoot than a front facing animal coming directly at you.
You have no idea how much practice they have had with those scorpions.
It's probably a little far fetched that they would hit it that well. But it's not worth crying about for days on in.
A broadside animal flying at a constant speed in a straight line is infinitely easier to shoot than a front facing animal coming directly at you.
You have no idea how much practice they have had with those scorpions.
It's probably a little far fetched that they would hit it that well. But it's not worth crying about for days on in.
InternetFan02 said:
Does Cersei have a decisive military advantage now?
-scorpions everywhere neutralize the dragon
-Euron controls the sea
-armies are even. Remaining Vale, North, Dothraki, unsullied vs Lannister, Highgarden, golden company. Dorne is stuck waiting for boats?
If you've been watching the series, you know you're the most powerful right after you've become the most vulnerable.
Bran being able to achieve an erection is gonna be hella-interesting when he wargs into Jaime. Does he kill Cersei or test the waters?
gigemJTH12 said:
I get that Eurons shot is bothering the **** out of y'all. But just from a bow hunters perspective...
A broadside animal flying at a constant speed in a straight line is infinitely easier to shoot than a front facing animal coming directly at you.
You have no idea how much practice they have had with those scorpions.
It's probably a little far fetched that they would hit it that well. But it's not worth crying about for days on in.
I'm astounded at how people are criticising the show. It's not even some of the more egregious stuff like "I wish they'd shown the conversation between Jon and his cousins" - which I can understand, as viewers like to see that stuff. it's inane "realism" arguments like using parabolic algebra to figure out the distance between the KL walls and Drogon to figure out if he's actually far enough out of range.
The amount of hype this season has had, plus the two year wait, made people go absolutely insane.
canadiaggie said:gigemJTH12 said:
I get that Eurons shot is bothering the **** out of y'all. But just from a bow hunters perspective...
A broadside animal flying at a constant speed in a straight line is infinitely easier to shoot than a front facing animal coming directly at you.
You have no idea how much practice they have had with those scorpions.
It's probably a little far fetched that they would hit it that well. But it's not worth crying about for days on in.
I'm astounded at how people are criticising the show. It's not even some of the more egregious stuff like "I wish they'd shown the conversation between Jon and his cousins" - which I can understand, as viewers like to see that stuff. it's inane "realism" arguments like using parabolic algebra to figure out the distance between the KL walls and Drogon to figure out if he's actually far enough out of range.
The amount of hype this season has had, plus the two year wait, made people go absolutely insane.
No algebra needed when you can see he's the same damn size on screen, but please keep exaggerating.
Perfectly said. Some folks are just too far gone. Literally watching the show to rush to the internet with deficiencies they have found.
Bran doesn't have human wants anymore.
I love how some of yall are so sure of (and obsessed with) the motives as to why folks are criticizing this season, yet yall get it so wrong.
People are frustrated because it's been extremely underwhelming in relation to itself over the past.
People are frustrated because it's been extremely underwhelming in relation to itself over the past.
What specifically is parabolic algebra?
Bunk Moreland said:
I love how some of yall are so sure of (and obsessed with) the motives as to why folks are criticizing this season, yet yall get it so wrong.
People are frustrated because it's been extremely underwhelming in relation to itself over the past.
It's more like when a coach gets mad at a player. They get mad when they know you can do better and they've seen better out of you.
Posters did talk about how disappointing it was that they seem to cut away just before important character building discussions...not sure why you would say they haven't.
If strangling Cersei doesn't give a fella an erection, I don't know what could.CFTXAG10 said:
Bran being able to achieve an erection is gonna be hella-interesting when he wargs into Jaime. Does he kill Cersei or test the waters?
I just watched the episode but it's so bat**** stupid that people are still rightly talking about it. A shot with a target moving at that speed that you have ZERO line of sight on? Yeah, GTFO here. 3 sequential massive hits? **** me man, US armed forces sniper teams don't have that kind of accuracy with the best weapons in ****ing history.gigemJTH12 said:
I get that Eurons shot is bothering the **** out of y'all. But just from a bow hunters perspective...
A broadside animal flying at a constant speed in a straight line is infinitely easier to shoot than a front facing animal coming directly at you.
You have no idea how much practice they have had with those scorpions.
It's probably a little far fetched that they would hit it that well. But it's not worth crying about for days on in.
The show definitively lost the plot this season. It doesn't mean I won't watch it but the series of writing decisions is bizarre. I'm at the point where I feel more empathy for the ****ing creatures (Ghost, Dragons) than I do for any of the brainless morons parroting lines. Euron is a ****ing joke of a character.
No, it's more like a coach blowing a casket because his starting QB wore the wrong color socks at practice.
This is not a military documentary. It is a tv show.
Some of the people on this thread are way too tightly wound.
This is not a military documentary. It is a tv show.
Some of the people on this thread are way too tightly wound.
If I'm ever as hostile as some are on this thread about a tv show, check me into the mental hospital
Fenrir said:
Posters did talk about how disappointing it was that they seem to cut away just before important character building discussions...not sure why you would say they haven't.
I didn't say they haven't, I said that's understandable.
It's the - frankly - sudden and previously nonexistent screeching demands for unerring exact visual accuracy that are weird. They came out of left field for me.
Social Media Influencer said:If strangling Cersei doesn't give a fella an erection, I don't know what could.CFTXAG10 said:
Bran being able to achieve an erection is gonna be hella-interesting when he wargs into Jaime. Does he kill Cersei or test the waters?
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