gougler08 said:

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MuckRaker96 said:

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YouBet said:

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Only one of the gifs works.

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I can see them on my desktop, laptop, and droid. Not sure what else to tell you.

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I could see them on desktop fine, but not phone earlier today...who knows

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Yeah, doesn't work on mobile for me in any browser. Maybe it's Apple.

MuckRaker96 said:

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The 4 regions are tentatively named

Jar Jar Stinks

Mannequin Skywalker

Padme Ohsodulla

and

Various Other Idiots

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What a lineup. That's 92 Dream Team esque.

Quote:

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#2 "The Force is with you, young Skywalker. But you are not a Jedi yet." Darth Vader, ESB vs. #3 " It's a trap!" Admiral Ackbar, ROTJ

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Ugh. This one absolutely killed me.

The first one is literally one of my favorite scenes in the entire saga.

But, if you divorce the quote from the actual scene, "It's a trap" is one of the most quotable lines of all time.

Had to vote with my head and not my heart.

Brian Earl Spilner said:

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What a lineup. That's 92 Dream Team esque.

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Replacing Anakin's name with the word mannequin in dialogue is amazingly accurate in some cases. Only surpased by replacing the word 'boy' with the word 'biatch'.

You refer to the prophecy of the one who will bring balance to the Force ... you believe it's this biatch?
Brave of you, biatch, I would have thought you'd learned your lesson.
Only passengers. Myself, the biatch, two droids ... and no questions asked.
The biatch has no patience.

MuckRaker96 said:

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Brian Earl Spilner said:

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What a lineup. That's 92 Dream Team esque.

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Replacing Anakin's name with the word mannequin in dialogue is amazingly accurate in some cases. Only surpased by replacing the word 'boy' with the word 'biatch'.

You refer to the prophecy of the one who will bring balance to the Force ... you believe it's this biatch?
Brave of you, biatch, I would have thought you'd learned your lesson.
Only passengers. Myself, the biatch, two droids ... and no questions asked.
The biatch has no patience.

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Like father like son

No, I am your biatch.

He's just a biatch, Obi-Wan can no longer help him.
The biatch has exceptional skills.
Oh Ani, you'll always be that little biatch I knew on Tatooine.

Not sure if it has ever been said, probably has but here it goes again: the sith names are 1000000% cringey.

Vader
Sidious
Maul
tyrannus

Shife said:

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Not sure if it has ever been said, probably has but here it goes again: the sith names are 1000000% cringey.

Vader
Sidious
Maul
tyrannus

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Is this before or after Darth was a title and not a name?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR CRASHES THE ELITE EIGHT



Even Darth Vader could not repel firepower of this magnitude. Everyone's favorite Mon Cal bucked the odds and delivered the only quote from Return of the Jedi to make the Elite 8 of Never Quote Me The Odds with a 52.3%-47.7% upset win over a quote many thought could win the whole shebang, Vader's "The Force is With You Young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet." from ESB.

In advancing to the finals of the Brian Earl Spilner bracket, the good admiral must face Darth Vader again and his top-ranked quote - "No, I am Your Father".

The Muckraker96 regional final pits Vader against Yoda, the TCTTS region matches Obi-Wan Kenobi against Princess Leia, and the UrbanAg region is a tag team of Han & Leia vs. another Obi-Wan contestant.

Sweet 16 Results

Muckraker96 Region

#1 "You've failed your Highness. I am a Jedi. Like my father before me." 41.9%
#4 "I find your lack of faith disturbing." 58.1%

#2 "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." 73.3%
#6 "Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?" 26.7%

Brian Earl Spilner Region

#1 " No, I am your father." 77.8%
#4 "Mos Eisley spaceport: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious." 22.2%

#2 "The Force is with you, young Skywalker. But you are not a Jedi yet." 47.7%
#3 " It's a trap!" Admiral Ackbar, ROTJ 52.3%

TCTTS Region

#1 " Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope." 88.9%
#4 "That's no moon, it's a space station." 11.1%

#2 "The Force will be with you, always." 71.1%
#6 "Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking, nerf-herder!" 29.6%

UrbanAg Bracket

#1 "I love you. / I know." 86.7%
#5 "Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering" 13.3%

#2 "If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." 62.2%
#3 "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?" 37.8%

Elite 8 Breakdown:
4 quotes from ANH
3 quotes from ESB
1 quote from ROTJ

2 from Obi-Wan
2 from Vader
2 from Leia (with a Han assist)
1 from Han (with a Leia assist)
1 from Yoda
1 from Ackbar

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#1 "You've failed your Highness. I am a Jedi. Like my father before me." 41.9%

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Bros. This is the best moment in the entire series.

That gif. Admiral Assbar.

Ironically, I'm watching ROTJ on Disney. Two things:

1. Lucas was a dumbass with these redos. Boba Fett nod of respect to Leia Bounty Hunter is shown twice. First time during random horseh^t musical number and then again for its original purpose.

2. Carrie taking off her bounty hunter helmet is underrated moment in movies and damn beautiful when she does.

In the first 12 hours of competition, it's a full-on Revenge of the Sith for Vader vs. Ackbar.

YouBet said:

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2. Carrie taking off her bounty hunter helmet is underrated moment in movies and damn beautiful when she does.

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The musical cue when she does that is just perfection.

Voted

Elite 8

MUCKRAKER96 REGION



Vs.



BRIAN EARL SPILNER REGION



Vs.



TCTTS REGION



Vs.



URBANAG REGION



Vs.

Brian Earl Spilner said:

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Elite 8

MUCKRAKER96 REGION



Vs.



BRIAN EARL SPILNER REGION



Vs.



TCTTS REGION



Vs.



URBANAG REGION



Vs.

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You're like my wife asking if I want her to take a turn driving us home from Disney World when we stop for gas in Baytown on our way home to Houston after i've been driving since we left the resort.

How appropriate is it to have "No, I am your father" and "It's a Trap" going head to head. Perfect!

This one was a lot easier to vote for, thankfully.

TCTTS said:

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If you buy a copy of the 27-disc complete saga, you get a letter like this from Mark.

THE FINAL FOUR QUOTES: A PRINCESS, HER DAD, HER BOYFRIEND, AND A MUPPET

It's a family affair in the Never Quote Me the Odds Final Four

Princess Leia took a double win on Saturday, defeating Obi-Wan Kenobi to win the TCTTS Region and combining with natural leader / baby daddy Han Solo to take out the wizard who some believe to be just a crazy old man to win the UrbanAg Bracket.

That means a showdown of #1 seeds in one semifinal, which proves that I know my Star Wars **** pretty damn good. The other semifinal will match the two highest midichlorian counts this side of the Stark Hyperspace War as Yoda, champion of the Muckraker96 Region and a #2 seed takes on #1 seed Darth Vader straight outta the Spilner Region. Three of the Final Four quotes from The Empire Strikes Back, generally accepted as the best movie. Coincidence? No pienso.

The Elite 8 Results

#2 "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." 67.3%
#4 "I find your lack of faith disturbing." Darth Vader, ANH 32.7%

#1 " No, I am your father." 71.4%
#3 It's a trap!" 28.6%

#1 " Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope." 61.2%
#2 "The Force will be with you, always." 38.8%

#1 "I love you. / I know." 75.5%
#2 "If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." 24.5%

Voted