Princess Leia 69s Ahsoka to Reach Elite Road to Jabba Elite 8Princess Leia Organa, last surviving heir to the destroyed planet Alderaan, recorded 69% of the vote to defeat Ashley Eckstein's Ahsoka Tano in Thursday's Sweet 16 of the Road to Jabba's competition.
What do you mean that headline was misleading?
The lovely, late Carrie Fisher moves on to the quarterfinals for a showdown against Shannon McRandle, the embodiment - emphasis on the BODI - of Mara Jade, who blasted Femi Taylor's Oola 67.4%-32.6%.
The Nabooty regional final is no surprise to anyone with a pulse. Top seeded Natalie Portman (Padme Amidala / Mrs. Thor), crushed Keisha whoever whatsherface 95.7%-4.3%. Keira Knightely had more trouble with Rose Byrne, but still coasted to a 65.2%-34.8% triumph, proving once and for all that it's totally worth watching the entire weird movie Domino to get to that one part, you know the part I'm talking about.
The Stardust regional finale is also a no-brainer. Felicity Jones crushed Thandie Newton 82.6%-17.4%, while #2 seed Emilia Clarke's fans spit on Emily Swallow (thank you), giving Khaleesi, Breaker of Chains, Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Character from the first Six Seasons, Drinker of Starbucks, and Pointless Destroyer of a City that she then was going to have to rebuild from scratch, 69.6%-30.4%.
And then there's the sequel superpowers Daisy Ridley and Keri Russell. Rey crushed Maz Kanata 89.1%-10.9% and Zori Bliss did likewise to Paige Tico 87%-13%.
Here comes the Elite 8, and they are pretty damn elite fellas.
#1 Carrie Fisher vs. #3 Shannon McRandle#1 Natalie Portman vs. #2 Keira Knightley#1 Felicity Jones vs. #2 Emilia Clarke#1 Daisy Ridley vs. #2 Keri RussellVOTE