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I wonder if Han ever got to see Leia in the jabba slave outfit. Everyone else got to see it.

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In any case, he probably banged Leia soon after ROTJ. That was roughly a year after ESB, so that's a year of sexual frustration Leia had to bottle up. Han was frozen so he was just chilling that whole time.

But if he was frozen his sperm would have died too. So he would have been shooting blanks for a while.

Aren't sperm donations frozen and then are fine to use?

Not that it matters, Kylo wouldn't have been conceived for a while after that.

Edit: Wow, per Wookieepedia, Kylo was born 1 year after the Battle of Endor, meaning he was conceived pretty soon after ROTJ.

Like I said, Leia was ready to go.

They probably had a quick hitter or two in the bathroom on the Falcon on the way to the fleet.

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They probably had a quick hitter or two in the bathroom on the Falcon on the way to the fleet.

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What, are you kidding? Hyperspace is on autpilot. He just hung a sock on the doorknob of his cabin

Can we be sure that Han is actually the father and not midichlorians?

Muck's even coming in hot with the scoops now. I love it.

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Muck's even coming in hot with the scoops now. I love it.

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I just find it funny it's coming from kids books at a school book fair. Awesome, but funny none the less.

Post is no slight, just the image conjured in my head...volunteering at a school book fair and then getting lost in the Star Wars books while on volunteer duty.

Finished watching a play through of Battlefront II's campaign, and it's pretty decent if not a little predictable.

One thing that's mentioned at the end though is that Iden and Del had a daughter....

Who are those 2 people? Never played the new games

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Who are those 2 people? Never played the new games

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Characters in the new Battlefront game. Iden Versio, Gideon Hask, and Del Meeko make up Inferno Squad, an Imperial Special Forces unit. You play as them and the story focus mainly around the months after the Rebellion wins at the Battle of Endor but continues after it to the Battle of Jakku. Spoilers to follow.

The ending sequence is decades after Jakku is won by the Rebellion, with Kylo looking for Luke using his mind interrogation on Del to find the map, Lor San Tekka. It's mentioned then by Hask, who had survived Jakku and being shot down by Iden, that Del had found faith in the Force and had a daughter with Iden. Hask then executes Del, ordering him and his crew to be buried but the Corvus to be left alone.

I'm about halfway through the campaign and it's pretty enjoyable.

Online multiplayer is pretty disappointing. They could have just taken exactly what they did in Battlefront and expand it to all time periods and it would be a big improvement over this, IMO

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I'm about halfway through the campaign and it's pretty enjoyable.

Online multiplayer is pretty disappointing. They could have just taken exactly what they did in Battlefront and expand it to all time periods and it would be a big improvement over this, IMO

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How is the new fighter combat?

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I'm about halfway through the campaign and it's pretty enjoyable.

Online multiplayer is pretty disappointing. They could have just taken exactly what they did in Battlefront and expand it to all time periods and it would be a big improvement over this, IMO

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How is the new fighter combat?

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I only played it once last night and got my ass kicked, but I was never very good at the fighter combat online. The graphics are good so I think if you like the fighter modes, you might like this one, but again I didn't spend too much time in it exploring the power ups/hero options, but if you read the (mostly negative) reviews of how that works in the other game modes, it is similar here. The flight missions in the campaign are pretty good and more my skill level

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So cool! Took my family on that tour in Disney World back in August.

Mark F'ing Hamill

29 days till The Last Jedi.

Star Tours has been totally revamped from the old version, right?

New posters for IMAX and AMC.





Have to say, of all the posters released, I think this last one is my favorite.

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Star Tours has been totally revamped from the old version, right?

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Yep, they added locations from the prequels and TFA, and made it 3D. And I think it's randomized to take you to new locations every time.

If I ever get a chance to meet Mark Hamill, I'll probably just die

I read that in his Joker voice

This weeks show gets heavy into Battlefront II. Which is cool in and of itself. But what I find really awesome is apparently there is a paintball course in CA made up for "real-life" combat in the Star Wars universe

At first I thought it was just some stunt that Lucasfilm gen'd up, but alas it is a real place Hollywood Sports Park. They call the arena "LUNAR WARS".

On a whim, I listened to Dark Disciple over the past little while. I had read it previously, and had it ranked as my top novel. Finished it today.

I'm not sure it belongs at the absolute top of my list where I had it, but it's really good. The only thing that hangs it up a little are a few elements that seemed extraneous, and a final act that went a little too long. Notably, the Mahran race and Desh in particular served no real narrative purpose, and Voss's first return to the fold was very uneven and could have been compressed.

However, it's definitely one of the best arcs. A novel about the exploits of Ventress and Voss can't be anything but awesome. I soooo wish that the final season of Clone Wars had happened, as this would have been its greatest story.

Now listening to Heir to the Jedi, which I had previously read, and had at the bottom of my list. While it's not without its charms, so far it definitely belongs at the bottom of my list. The first person narrative really doesn't do it much credit at all.