Got a mail-order Halloween costume catalog in the mail yesterday featuring Kylo Ren, Rey, Captain Phasma and Finn costumes.
I appreciate the capitalism at play here, but doesn't it seem weird to advertise the costumes for a movie not out yet?
Ding Dong!
Neighbor opens door
All: "Trick or treat!"
Neighbor: "Oh my, I'm so frightened! Who are you all supposed to be?"
Boy #1: "I'm Kylo Ren, bleah!"
Neighbor: "Oh dear, and what is it you do?:
Boy #1: "Ummmm, I have a lightsaber and I .... raise my hand at the camera and .... well that's all I know right now."
Neighbor: "Hmm, OK, here's an apple slice for you, lame-o."
(Turns to girl)
Neighbor: "And who are you supposed to be, dear!"
Girl #1: "I'm Rey! I live on a desert planet and I run with a large stick!"
Neighbor: "Oh, OK ... do you use the stick for something? Fighting maybe?"
Girl #2: "Not sure so far, but definitely running!"
Neighbor: "Here's a pack of gum for you."
Neighbor: "And you are?"
Boy #2: "I"m Finn! I'm a stormtrooper who doesn't like storming anymore!"
Neighbor: "Finally, some character development! So what makes you leave the service?"
Boy #2: "Ummm, we shoot somebody, maybe? Even though I was probably shooting people the whole time... or because someone puts a bloody hand print on my white helmet? Not really sure!"
Neighbor: "Here, take these extra-strength tylenol and come back in 2016."