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Brian Earl Spilner said:



Incredible.

I swear, it somehow already feels like this movie came out five years ago.
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With lots of diligent work, I am proud to amuse you once more with The Road to Jabba's Palace - a crude, sophomoric look at determining who the hottest chick in the SW Universe is. I've put together a list of 32 contestants for you to ogle. And to make it easier to judge them, I'm putting the matchups here with 2 pictures of each actress: one of them in character, and one of them as themselves, in their prime.

There are a few controversial choices here. I didn't include Rosario Dawson as Ahsoka because nobody has seen her yet. I did include Ashley Eckstein as Ahsoka because she's good looking and has been an extremely visible face in the fan world for a number of years. I did the same thing for Shannon McRandle, who served for a long time as the model for Mara Jade, because every competition needs a red-head.

So the matchups are pictured below, we'll go about 24 hours for every round, starting with the round of 32 here, Sweet 16 on Thursday, Elite 8 Friday, Final 4 Saturday, and wrap it up with the championship on Sunday. If you don't need photo help, scroll all the way to the bottom for the voting link. I have spoken.

EDIT - There are a few broken picture links, but I don't think it's going to keep you from voting the way you want to, and I'm too tired to fix them.


Lookin' For Love in Alderaan Places Region

#1 Leia/Carrie Fisher vs. #8 Young Beru / Bonnie Piesse



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#2 Oola / Femi Taylor vs. #7 Zam Wesell / Leanna Walsman


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#3 Mara Jade / Shannon McRandle vs. #6 Aurra Sing / Michonne Bourriague



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#4 Ahsoka Tano / Ashley Eckstein vs. #5 Aayla Secura / Amy Allen



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Straight Up Naboo-ty Region

#1 Padme Amidala / Natalie Portman vs. #8 Yane / Candice Orwell



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#2 Sabe / Keira Knightley vs. #7 Eirate / Liz Wilson



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#3 Dorme / Rose Byrne vs. #6 Rabe / Karol Cristina da Silva


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#4 Queen of Naboo / Keisha Castle-Hughes vs. #5 Sache / Sofia Coppola



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Stardust? That's a stripper name, Galen! Region

#1 Jyn Erso / Felicity Jones vs. #8 Barriss Offee / Nalini Krishan



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#2 Qi'ra / Emilia Clarke vs. #7 Fennec Shand / Ming-Na Wen



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#3 Cara Dune / Gina Carano vs. #6 The Armorer / Emily Swallow



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#4 Val / Thandie Newton vs. #5 Xi'an / Natalia Tena


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Jakku All Night Long Region

#1 Rey / Daisy Ridley vs. #8 Rose Tico / Kelly Marie Tran



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#2 Zorii Bliss / Keri Russell vs. #7 Bazine Netal / Anna Brewster


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#3 Paige Tico / Van Veronica Ngo vs. #6 Captain Phasma / Gwendoline Christie



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#4 Vice-Admiral Holdo / Laura Dern vs. #5 Maz Kanta / Lupita Nyong'o



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Vote Now!

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thanks Muck!


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Come on, no Mon Mothma?
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Star Whoars
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Rey vs Rose...

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My thought exactly!

Then you have dune versus that other chick and they're both hot.
MuckRaker96
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Don't like it? Do it yourself next time!
redline248
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In which movie did Mara Jade appear?
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No video game division?
Bastilla

vs. Juno Eclipse

Voiced by Nathalie Cox

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Humble Brag, but I met Kelly Marie Tran and Naomi Ackie in real life and they were both much more attractive than I thought they would be. Especially Kelly
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redline248 said:

In which movie did Mara Jade appear?
Read the disclaimer, you nerfherder
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Quad Dog said:

Humble Brag, but I met Kelly Marie Tran and Naomi Ackie in real life and they were both much more attractive than I thought they would be. Especially Kelly
Yeah I don't get the people who think she's ugly. Idiots.
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Bastilla all day, e'ry day
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MuckRaker96 said:

Quad Dog said:

Humble Brag, but I met Kelly Marie Tran and Naomi Ackie in real life and they were both much more attractive than I thought they would be. Especially Kelly
Yeah I don't get the people who think she's ugly. Idiots.
She's not ugly ... not at all ... but here's a hot new take - not sorry, her character sucked.
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MuckRaker96 said:

redline248 said:

In which movie did Mara Jade appear?
Read the disclaimer, you nerfherder


TL DR
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Cinco Ranch Aggie said:

MuckRaker96 said:

Quad Dog said:

Humble Brag, but I met Kelly Marie Tran and Naomi Ackie in real life and they were both much more attractive than I thought they would be. Especially Kelly
Yeah I don't get the people who think she's ugly. Idiots.
She's not ugly ... not at all ... but here's a hot new take - not sorry, her character sucked.


Thats why i didnt vote for rian johnson for hottest director
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Bastilla all day, e'ry day


Satele Shan > Bastila Shan
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You guys are getting close to nerdery territory with these virtual women.
MuckRaker96
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12 hours in, one incredible upset taking place that Brian Earl Spilner is not going to like.
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Two things:

1. I wanted to vote in this just so I could vote against Daisy Ridley out of spite....and then you put her against Rose. Nice move.

2. That last matchup is yuck. Had to hold my nose and vote Laura Dern.
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Lupita is "yuck"? Seriously? That woman is stunning. Should be the easiest upset of the entire tournament.
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TCTTS said:

Lupita is "yuck"? Seriously? That woman is stunning. Should be the easiest upset of the entire tournament.
A lot of our voters seem to not see beauty outside of a certain dynamic. It is what it is.
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Lupita is drop dead gorgeous
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I don't know how to vote. Lupita Nyongo is better looking than Laura Dern, but Holdo is infinitely better looking than Maz Kanata. If that makes me a speciesist or superficial or whatever, that's fine.
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Personally, I think the only fair way to do it is by actress. You start comparing species, or finding aliens hotter than humans or whatever, and it gets kind of weird...
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MuckRaker96 said:

12 hours in, one incredible upset taking place that Brian Earl Spilner is not going to like.
If Natalie Portman loses to that no-name rando, I'm out.
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Brian Earl Spilner said:

MuckRaker96 said:

12 hours in, one incredible upset taking place that Brian Earl Spilner is not going to like.
If Natalie Portman loses to that no-name rando, I'm out.
I was just messing with you because I'm bored.
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I'm voting for her as butthole eyes
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Off topic, but since this is where the party's at, I really wonder what Ahsoka's role will be in the second season of The Mandalorian. For a show that is supposedly to be more about the rest of the galaxy than the movies, you're now going to have two known Force Users involved. I must say, I wouldn't mind seeing a Mando/Ahoska fight, but I'd lean more towards her sacrificing herself at some point to save Baby Yoda.
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No way she's not the winner.
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