Birds never wipe their butts.
Random shower thoughts
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Last: 1 mo ago by Brian Earl Spilner
Haven't the scientists collected enough dinosaur bones at this point? Can't they start giving some of them away to us when they find more?
What IS the difference between ketchup and catsup? Is there one? Besides the spelling, of course.
713nervy said:
What IS the difference between ketchup and catsup? Is there one? Besides the spelling, of course.
American correctness vs dumb idiot British people
I have a problem with authority.
Explain?
Why do people shower in the morning instead of night?
Do you go to bed with your daily dirt and sweat?
Do you go to bed with your daily dirt and sweat?
Why does this stinking recycled Austin shower water stink worse in the morning?
Tanya 93 said:
Why do people shower in the morning instead of night?
Do you go to bed with your daily dirt and sweat?
Because it's a nice way to wake up and start the day. The truck is to take a shower at night and then again in the nothing.
so did you shower before or after you got sh tfaced?ABATTBQ11 said:
Because it's a nice way to wake up and start the day. The truck is to take a shower at night and then again in the nothing.
I do, in general, but I was specifically thinking about my interactions with my boss. I interact so freely and comfortably with everyone else in my work life, but my brain short circuits if it's my boss or someone up the line that they report to.
Ironically, I adore my boss and he is very kind and supportive. He let me have #3 at work for 2 days because I didn't have a babysitter. Some people don't do well with authority. That's normal. But they are just people. At the end of the day that's all they are.
713nervy said:
I have a problem with authority.
Whoever invented the mirror also invented the first self checkout
Tanya 93 said:
Why do people shower in the morning instead of night?
Do you go to bed with your daily dirt and sweat?
Because some of us run our dog first thing in the morning.
If I were to reprogram my digital alarm clock to read "F:TS", how would I shape the "T"?
Tanya 93 said:
Why do people shower in the morning instead of night?
Do you go to bed with your daily dirt and sweat?
Why not both? Shower at night to get grime off in order to sleep better, then again in the morning after workout/to wake up?
Shower whenever you want to but be aware that Austin, and presumably many other cities, have a sliding scale on their charge for water use where the RATE goes up the more water you use.
Mucus plug - what a gross combination of words. And when it falls out it's like your vagina is sneezing.
713nervy said:
Mucus plug - what a gross combination of words. And when it falls out it's like your vagina is sneezing.
Bilirubin is one of my favorite medical terms.
Why do we celebrate ourselves on our birthdays? Would it be better if we celebrated the person who gave birth to us, instead? They're the one who did all of the work to grow us and push us out into the world.
Maybe it's an AND instead of an or and we celebrate both.
Maybe it's an AND instead of an or and we celebrate both.
713nervy said:
Why do we celebrate ourselves on our birthdays? Would it be better if we celebrated the person who gave birth to us, instead? They're the one who did all of the work to grow us and push us out into the world.
Maybe it's an AND instead of an or and we celebrate both.
1) Mother's Day. We literally already have a day for that.
2) a birthday is for celebrating all that you have seen, done, and how you have grown in the last year. It's not for celebrating your expulsion from a birth canal.
3) mothers put in 10 months of that "growing " and a few hours of that "pushing you out into the world" that you mentioned. Every other successfully reproducing animal on the face of the planet does this. A woman's body has literally built itself to be able to do this over the course of billions of years of evolution. Being able to give birth is the bare minimum level of biological accomplishment for a woman. You can find it on the list right after learning to breathe, eating, and not dieing before puberty.
It's not really that special to do something your body was built to do in the first place. And nowadays yall get to do it with feel good drugs.
Flame away.
This should be good.
lol I just cannot with him.
Why don't we celebrate the day our dads nutted in our moms?
OBVIOUSLY because that's what men were molded by evolution to do. To nut in our moms.
So being able to nut in women is the bare minimum level of biological accomplishment for a man? Why do us men high five each other for it then?
What an odd derail
Didn't think it was possible to derail a thread about shower thoughts, but someone found a way
Didn't think it was possible to derail a thread about shower thoughts, but someone found a way
No one engage!
Because y'all are simple.
Did whomever knocked you up receive any high fives for doing so?
Of course. All his friends adore me. I'm very charming and they all love their "nephews".
Glad to see that seabass found some friends
Ouch.
While seabass is married and I think may have a child by now, it's not with me.
While seabass is married and I think may have a child by now, it's not with me.
713nervy said:
Why do we celebrate ourselves on our birthdays? Would it be better if we celebrated the person who gave birth to us, instead? They're the one who did all of the work to grow us and push us out into the world.
Maybe it's an AND instead of an or and we celebrate both.
Because you touch yourself at night
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