nervy wears jeans in the shower? That's strange.

Ass eating aside, do blind people who live alone turn on lights?

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Ass eating aside, do blind people who live alone turn on lights?

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Maybe for the sound, but not for the light.

Showering thoughts in the shower while showering:

Why do I cup my hands and fill them up with water to splash and wash my face when the shower head is already spraying water on me?

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Ass eating aside, do blind people who live alone turn on lights?

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Maybe for the sound, but not for the light.

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What sound? The satisfying click of a fresh light switch or the dull buzz of a fluorescent?

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Ass eating aside, do blind people who live alone turn on lights?

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Maybe for the sound, but not for the light.

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What sound? The satisfying click of a fresh light switch or the dull buzz of a fluorescent?

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Yes. Especially if you're use to being around visually able people. I would think sounds like that are familiar and comforting.

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Ass eating aside, do blind people who live alone turn on lights?

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Maybe for the sound, but not for the light.

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What sound? The satisfying click of a fresh light switch or the dull buzz of a fluorescent?

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Yes. Especially if you're use to being around visually able people. I would think sounds like that are familiar and comforting.

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Sounds strange to me.

What do white people do when they have picked the name "Ginger" and then the kid is born and it is one?

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What do white people do when they have picked the name "Ginger" and then the kid is born and it is one?

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Gillian's Island tells us they keep the name.

Just keep your daughter off boats.

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I hope I don't nick my scrotum with this cheap razor.

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I did this with scissors once. Not fun.

Would you rather lose vision in one eye or have sticky hands for the rest of your life?

Lose vision in one eye.

I would no longer be licensed to do my job if I lost vision in one eye so I would have to go the sticky hands route. Gloves forever I guess.

Agreed.

Few things in life bug me more than sticky hands.

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Would you rather lose vision in one eye or have sticky hands for the rest of your life?

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Can I replace the lost eye with a laser or climb walls with my sticky hands?

Only sticky as if a coke spilled on your hands and dried, or you touched a candy that melted in a car.

What Canadian could Texas get in a trade if we offered them Vanilla Ice?

Keanu?

Not one any of us have heard of. He doesn't hold much value - aside from his general humanness.

Can stomachs explode?

How many people in the US host funerals inside their own home?

If you don't arrange for a dead body to be transferred to the morgue from the hospital, can you pick it up yourself? Do you have to have qualifications for that?

What's my allergy in cologne / perfume? Why do I end up with a rash when I wear it?

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- Why do people eat ass? I know it can be squeaky clean and all, but… is the motivation because they just really love the person with whom the ass belongs to? Is this a fetish thing of putting dirty things in your mouth?

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Why? Well, it feels really good. I would suggest letting it happen at least once. I've had my ass eaten by plenty who didn't love me. A clean ******* is a beautiful thing.

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My kind of woman.

I say and do such charming things.

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Can stomachs explode?

How many people in the US host funerals inside their own home?

If you don't arrange for a dead body to be transferred to the morgue from the hospital, can you pick it up yourself? Do you have to have qualifications for that?

What's my allergy in cologne / perfume? Why do I end up with a rash when I wear it?

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My grandfather had his own mortuary service in his later years. I remember him driving all over the state taking bodies to/from funeral homes. Had a surburban with a gurney in the back. Put a lot of miles on that thing.

One time, I remember being the first one to wake up and I was having breakfast with my grandma. She said, "we had a visitor last night." Didn't find out until later that grandpa couldn't make it between two cities and had to stop off and sleep at the house. He left the body in the suburban in the barn.

Rip Van Winkle is much more heroic than his great-grandson Robert.

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Rip Van Winkle is much more heroic than his great-grandson Robert.

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Bullcrap. All Rip did was fall asleep. Rob was out there rolling in his 5.0.

Mountain Dew has 40% more caffeine than Coca-Cola.

I wish I could just stay naked like this all day.