An anonymous but totally credible source has told CNN that after the Aggies beat Florida Tuesday, the Russians colluded with Trump to steal their metal bats to help the Iranians build a nuclear reactor so that Trump could attack Iran and steal all their sand to refresh America's beaches that have been decimated by hurricanes and storms caused without question by Global Warming. The bats Ags now are using are cheap Chinese replacements embedded with cyber hacking devices to access the SEC Network. (The Chinese spies think SEC stands for the Stock Exchange in NYC.)
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