I always liked the fat girl on the second row. Always the high school "girl's girl," Beulah never missed Bible study. Her parents feared her sexual preferences when they caught her fiddling her swollen pinto bean to Cyndi Lauper songs and Rosie O'Donnell movies. Beulah found herself at Baylor where she continues her non-chalant efforts to slip the date rape drug into Dr. Pepper cans for her female compadres and like a stealth, pudgy missile, her tongue into what she's learned is more holy than the Book of Job.
It's funny what you can tell about a person just from their picture.
Here's to you, Beulah....using that good ol' Baylor line as a means to your end...munching on that good ol' Baylor hairmine.