As my 1st post on TexAgs, I figured what better way to start it off than letting Baylor know how pathetic they are, and also trying to answer the question that so many carebears find themselves asking one another.....You're still Baylor???WTF does that mean?
1. I'm a t-shirt Ag....obviously
2. I used to hate tu with all my heart....now the whorns only take up 21% of the hate in my heart, while Baylor has 78%. (the other 1%, Baylor t-shirt fans, and obviously there aren't many of those....I mean our heart doesn't lie, right?)
3. Ags say that 'You're still Baylor' because, well, Ags beat you alot, in everything.....I'll get to that in a minute.
4. How bad is it that retail stores around this great state don't carry your apparel? I know in East TX there ain't squat. And you are the closest Big 12 school to us.
5. Quit bringing up how you were the first college in TX blah,blah,blah. That makes you look worse. That means you SHOULD be the best in this state, but you're not. You're mediocre at best.....at your very best.
6. Shut up about your football team. Let's see what happens when your world-class track athlete playing QB becomes a lawyer.....
7. Now, some numbers to better demonstrate why 'You're still Baylor'...
Head-to-Head Records
Football 67-31-9,
Mens B-ball 127-76,
Women's B-Ball 35-44 (yay for you),
Baseball 178-130-4,
Softball 45-17-1,
Volleyball 49-11,
Mens Tennis 32-17-1,
Womens Tennis 18-17,
Womens Soccer 12-4-1,
Totals: 563-355-16,
Get the picture? BTW....this doesn't include Mens and Womens Track & Field....which A&M owns....Golf....yea, A&M has that one too...oh, and Equestrian.....done son.
Here's some more numbers:
A&M- NC's-10,
CC's-138 (B12-47,SWC-91),
Baylor- NC's-2,
CC's-59 (B12-31,SWC-28)
I know these number's are starting to hurt a little, but there are just a few more....
Directors Cup Standings
Starting in 93,
A&M Baylor
24 109
37 64
20 120
30 125
38 65
39 39
27 43
26 53
37 40
28 69
16 47
26 25(we win....finally)
23 32
18 38
12 42
13 33
6 31
And this is just athletics, I could get into academics, but what's the use....I mean after all, YOU'RE STILL F^#$*&%! BAYLOR!!!!!