Geoff Ketchum... a big fat JOKE!

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MidnightBevo
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Just think, if Potts decommits from Tech and leans toward UT again he can reclaim his Top 10 spot. Sounds to me like an indirect way to try and sway commits away from schools that compete head to head with UT.


Maybe I'm missing something, but I don't get this argument. The whole point of getting ranked high is to get the attention(ie. offer) from the school you want to play for. There is no other reason for a kid to care except ego. But if Tech is where he really wants to play and has already offered how would a higher ranking be an incentive for him to change his mind?
Lone*
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I'm worried because tsw knows how much Ketchum weighs soaking wet.
tsw
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that's crossing a line... I'm married, have a daughter with another on the way. Yes I graduated from Texas, but unlike most aggie's presuppositions, no I do not have any homosexual tendencies...not that there is anything wrong with that(meaningless Seinfeld reference, since the show is so revered on this board). I don't know Ketch well, but I have met him a few times, both before he lost weight, and after. Yes he was living large in the day, but he has done a hell of a job of getting back into shape and should be commended as such.
tacking on an extra year
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^

textbook self loathing.

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no longer actually tacking on an extra year. i had to get a real job.

13 0 Branding Iron
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" I do not have any homosexual tendencies" EXCEPT for knowing the weight of fat naked men.
jcoffman
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We shouldn't blame EVERY dumb utterance from Branding Iron on Branding Iron.

He can't help it if he was the recipient of an inferior education:


http://www.stat.tamu.edu/~jnewton/nrc_rankings/nrc1.html
13 0 Branding Iron
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Dumb utterances:

http://www.texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?forum_id=6&topic_id=404962

http://www.texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?forum_id=6&topic_id=395598

http://www.texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?forum_id=6&topic_id=346559

http://www.texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?forum_id=6&topic_id=346249
recruitnik21
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The bottom line is that all these recruiting services are a business with the laudable goal of making money. They all preach to the choir to some extent. The irritation ags have with Ketchum is that his preachings are routinely cited by legitimate news organizations as "fact". Look at the article in the AAS today. They don't ask Billy or the Websider guys for their take. Articles like the one today build momentum for one program over another. That aint right.
tacking on an extra year
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glad to see this thread still going.

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no longer actually tacking on an extra year. i had to get a real job.

HankHill
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So are our recruits systematically overrated and our coaching staff amazing at developing overrated talent into Top-5 talent or is our talent far superior and our coaches just adequate in developing it?

I can only assume by the balance of the posts here that the former is true.
tsw
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touche, BI, touche.
tsw
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and yes...any recruiting service is gonna be slanted towards the fans they are catering to. Always have been and always will be. It's in the respective "guru's" best interest to do so. Not many people will line your pockets with $10 a month to hear bad news. Conversely, the local newspapers are gonna also use the guru that tends to slant his views toward the same crowd. Is austin comprised solely of Horn fans? Absolutely not...but for the large part the town is and thus it only makes sense for the AAS to use a ranking system that caters to the longhorn fans...much like the b/cs newspaper would be wise to use Luicci's (sp?) service or for the paper in norman to give what's his name (k'st guy that runs the oklahoma rivals board) a call when looking for a quote. Is it completely honest and unbiased? NO. But for the most part, people tend to want their information sprinkled with a little bias towards their respective line of thinking. It's human nature. I watch Fox news not because I think they are the most accurate news service out there, but because they report the news with a more conservative slant...the same reason some of the liberal crowd prefer CNN or MSNBC...it's the same news, but from a leftist perspective.
BevoRachel
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I am rather disturbed. I play poker with Geoff every week. He is not a lard ass. I would guess he is around 5'10" and weighs around 200 pounds. I do not know what he may have looked like in the past, but he looks just fine to me now. He is a damned good poker player, an excellent reporter of all news regarding Texas Longhorn sports, and a lot of fun. Many of you have your panties in a wad over a list that will fluctuate quite a bit depending on film received and evaluated this spring and summer...and games he and his Orangebloods staff watch during the fall.

Furthermore, if I were a stripper, I would be giving him lap dances for free. I can't and won't say that about you guys.
HankHill
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Uhhh...too much information.
13 0 Branding Iron
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If you would do a fatass like Ketch then you are quite disturbed... and more than a little desperate.
jcoffman
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Watch out, BevoRachel.

Branding Iron is about to challenge you to a fight outside the galleria.


On the other hand, he won't show up, so you're probably safe.

[This message has been edited by jcoffman (edited 4/13/2005 4:20p).]
BevoRachel
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I am not desperate. You know nothing about me or about how I look. If you did, you would just photoshop it to suit your puerile needs.

I know plenty of girls that would go out with Ketch. I do not know plenty of girls that would go out with a guy like you that would do nothing but harp on a person for having once been overweight.
jcoffman
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How about a guy who has 40,000 posts on an internet BBS, BevoRachel? Is there much feminine demand for that?
13 0 Branding Iron
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Yeah... most of the girls you know are probably lesbians.
13 0 Branding Iron
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Unless you're counting booston/jackoffman as a girl, which most of us do here.
Sideshow Raheem
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Look at the article in the AAS today. They don't ask Billy or the Websider guys for their take.


I guess they go with the most credible list.
Sideshow Raheem
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for you horns, I know it goes both ways, but damn?t, dont you wish that someone would stick to their guns. I can't stand anyone that gets wishy washy.


Stick to their guns? So whatever the list was 2 months ago should stay the same all the way through signing day? No, if he has an opinion about a player from film (or from never seeing him), then goes to see the player in person and comes away thinking more or less of his abilities, I expect that to be reflected in the rankings.

Having no backbone would be coming up with a list and not changing it the more info. you get.

I guess you guys failed to notice several UT players that actually moved down.
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I don't follow this clown because he rarely has anything relevant to say and he doesn't understand the game well enough to relate the defensive players to the defenes they would be playing in, BUT:

Raheem: Everybody on the net says that he routinely moves sip commits up on nothing more than a verbal.

What 'new information' is he working off of in April?

Can you show any instances of Texas A&M and OU recruits also moving up, assuming the 'move up' allegations of other fans are valid?
'98 Horn
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he doesn't understand the game well enough to relate the defensive players to the defenes they would be playing in

This from the guy that still argues that Rod Wright is a DE. Ketch on the other hand rated him as a 5star DT.

I am still waiting for one of you Ketch haters to show me which of the following lists is UT biased or a poor evaluation:

2001
1 Tommie Harris (AA, Lombardi & 1st rounder)
2 Derrick Johnson (AA, Butkus & 1st Rounder)
3 Ced Benson (AA, Doak & 1st rounder)
4 Jon Scott (future AA)
5 Jami Hightower (injuries but best A&M OL)
6 Ben Wilkerson (AA)
7 Quan Cosby (baseball)
8 Donta Hickson (played on MNC contender until AD)
9 Thomas Derricks (started as True frosh but left school)
10 Ced Griffin (4 yr starter)

2002
1 Vincent Young (Rose Bowl MVP)
2 Roderick Wright (Big12 2nd team)
3 Justin Blalock (Big12 2nd team)
4 Reggie McNeal (Big12 2nd team)
5 Edorian McCullough (JC AA)
6 Larry Dibbles (Big12 2nd team)
7 Marvin Byrdsong (SEC 2nd Team)
8 Aaron Harris (Big12 Honorable)
9 Eric Winston (projected AA until injury last season)
10 Michael Williams (starter in '05)

2003
1 Adrian Peterson (AA & Heisman finalist)
2 Franklin Okam (contributer)
3 Stephen McGee (RS)
4 Rhett Bomar (RS)
5 Andrew Kelson (played as true frosh)
6 William Morrissey (RS)
7 Robbie Reid (projected starter until injured)
8 Cedric Dockery (RS)
9 WR Lance Leggett (starter for Miami)
10 WR George Walker (RS)


[This message has been edited by '98 Horn (edited 4/13/2005 6:39p).]
Mr. Randy Watson
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You had several unranked prospects get a courtesy 3-star ranking from Rivals last year after they committed to A&M.

Jami McCoy
Arkeith Brown
Jordan Peterson

I am not saying they are not justified, but they were unranked.

I am pretty sure Howard Morrow, Michael Bennett, and Jodie Richardson were each bumped 1 star by rivals.
bullard21k
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I know plenty of girls that would go out with Ketch.

This chick is too much..
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http://www.collegefootballnews.com/2004/Preview/Unit_Rankings_DefensiveLines.htm

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Linemen: 1) DE Rodrique Wright


Don't bother pointing out that the article contradicts itself, moron. The point is it lists him as a DE.

OWNED
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Also: You don't even know how to determine the Strong Side of an offense.

Here's a hint: Unless you're in junior high, the answer is NOT "where the TE is".

ALSO: ANSWER THIS QUESTION, nancy:

"SOLB in a basic 4-3 has a TE read for coverage. What does he read first?"
'98 Horn
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Last year you told us Rodrique Wright was the best DE in the Big XII. Who won first team All Conference? Mike Montgomery.

- Brandi
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So switch that statement to read "best DL in the conference" and tell me who won first team DEFENSIVE LINEMAN (because All Big XII doesn't differentiate, dipsh^t).

Also: ANSWER THE QUESTION:

"SOLB in a basic 4-3 has a TE read for coverage. What does he read first?"


[This message has been edited by 13 0 Branding Iron (edited 4/13/2005 7:04p).]
Mr. Randy Watson
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Were we comparing D-lines next year? Montgomery is gone now.

Last year?
Did you miss t+1?
bat
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This is a ridiculous premise. Think.

Even if you were perfectly objective (and you have to have gone to college and see enough ball to want to make a living doing this stuff), you could not cover one team enough to make money, and still make a perfectly objective list.

Think about it.

- If your school commits a player, you check out film. If you missed him and he's a good to great player, he *will bump* your rivals commits down.

- If your staff is worth a hill of beans at evaluating talent, then you will value their opinion, and you will rank a guy higher *because* your staff offered him. If I'm an OU guru, I definitely rank their recruits high. More often than not, I'd be right.

- If your staff is down on a guy, and you find out about it (say, you ranked a guy high and the staff lets you in on a secret), more often than not, you'd drop the guy. Sometimes, you'd drop them a lot.

- You will not have the same set of offsetting opinions for other programs. Of course, the smart way to do this is for Ketch to sit down with Hop and have some objective discussions... but they're too busy pissing all over eachother.

- Texas gurus will not have perfect access to Georgia recruits, and vice versa. So your kid is ranked high to the extent that you promote him, and it really is a political game more than a talent show. The best that you can hope to do is to rank consistently within a demographic.

- And Texas is huge...too big for a staff that makes less than a quarter million a year.

You guys are all looking like this like it is an exact science. I mean, do we really know that Cooper's knee is shot or not? Does he even know? Do we really know that Jones is a better end prospect than Kindle?

I just know that Cedric Benson's rankings spanned a wide range. And righrfully so. We've seen a whole lot of running back busts in Texas. You don't know if a guy will make it in college until he does it or doesn't do it on the field.

Read your lists. Talk a little smack. But you've got to be pretty screwed up to hate someone with so much passion...look at the things that you're saying about Ketchum. He's a nice guy. Drop him an e-mail. If you get a chance, talk to the guy. You may actually learn something. Do his lists have bias? Of course they do. And that's just the way it is.
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No, the analogy was that t.u. claimed he was the best defensive lineman in the conference LAST YEAR and he got beat out by Ags and Okies for first team all conference.
MidnightBevo
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Can anyone answer my question on how this is an indirect recruiting tool? I just don't see it.
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I guess it's because you assume the prospective recruit has already been offered by the school he wants to play for, and maybe that isn't the case, especially if he wants to entertain offers from out of state.
 
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