BI,

nice try, but it's been nothing but girls for me. God is getting a little payback for all the bull**** I pulled in college. Sick sense of humor, that one.

Rachel, we all know it's been stated that Lardass Geoff lost a lot of weight. If indeed he's 200lbs as you posted, then 195lbs of it is in sagging skin. You stated you wouldn't mind give him a lap dance? Have fun but I'm sure your privates would get more enjoyment from grinding on a big pile of leaves.

Oh no...

From another BBS:


2005 A&M Signees & Starting LSR Rank (02/02/04)

Martellus Bennett - 19
Justin Brantly - NR
Arkeith Brown - 66
Chevar Bryson - NR
Gremon Coffman - NR
Alton Dixon - 25
Quincy Driver - 48
Kevin Ferguson - NR
Paul Freeney - 26
Robbie Frost - NR
Devin Gregg - NR
Lee Grimes - NR
Kellen Heard - NR
Jorvorskie Lane -16
Jamie McCoy - NR
Howard Morrow - 93
Jordan Peterson - NR
Jodie Richardson - NR
Trey Ross - NR
Michael Shumard - 14
Henry Smith - NR
Vincent Williams - 34

2005 A&M Signees & Final LSR Rank (01/19/05)

Martellus Bennett - 1 (+18)
Justin Brantly - 99 (+2, was unranked)
Arkeith Brown - 46 (+20)
Chevar Bryson - remained unranked
Gremon Coffman - 27 (+74, was unranked)
Alton Dixon - 47 (-22)
Quincy Driver - NR (-53)
Kevin Ferguson - remained unranked
Paul Freeney - 12 (+14)
Robbie Frost - remained unranked
Devin Gregg - 71 (+ 30, was unranked)
Lee Grimes - 59 (+42, was unranked)
Kellen Heard - remained unranked
Jorvorskie Lane - 26 (-10)
Jamie McCoy - 94 (+7 was unranked)
Howard Morrow - 18 (+ 75)
Jordan Peterson - 88 (+13, was unranked)
Jodie Richardson - 54 (+ 47 was unranked)
Trey Ross - remained unranked
Michael Shumard - 11 (+3)
Henry Smith - remained unranked
Vincent Williams - (+18)

A&M had 9 players on Ketch’s opening LSR, and finished with 15 players on his LSR.

For the sake of argument let’s assume the players that were previously unranked were ranked #101. We can calculate their climb by subtraction from 101. For example, unranked Lee Grimes went from 101 to 59, a net climb of 42 spots. We can leave the players that were unranked and remained unranked out of the calculations.

13 A&M commitments climbed the LSR and averaged a climb of 27.9 spots.
2 A&M commitments fell in the LSR and averaged a drop of 37.5 spots.



Now,


UT 2005 Signees and Starting LSR Rank

Chris Brown – NR
Jamaal Charles - 17
Jermichael Finley - 7
Chris Hall - 60
Colt McCoy - 22
Henry Melton - 9
Roy Miller - NR
Roddrick Muckelroy - 21
Ishie Oduegwu -NR
Charlie Tanner - NR
Jerrell Wilkerson – 44

UT 2005 Signees and Final LSR Rank

Chris Brown – 6 ( + 95, was unranked)
Jamaal Charles – 4 (+13)
Jermichael Finley – 19 (-12)
Chris Hall – 33 (+27)
Colt McCoy – 52 (-30)
Henry Melton – 6 (+3)
Roy Miller – 4 (+97, was unranked)
Roddrick Muckelroy – 30 (-9)
Ishie Oduegwu – 22 (+79, was unranked)
Charlie Tanner – 39 (+62, was unranked)
Jerrell Wilkerson – 20 (+24)

UT had 7 signees on the initial LSR and finished with 11.


8 UT players climbed the list and averaged a climb of 50 spots.
3 UT players dropped and averaged a drop of 17 spots.

jackoffman supports BI's hypothesis!

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Can you show any instances of Texas A&M and OU recruits also moving up, assuming the 'move up' allegations of other fans are valid?

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13 A&M commitments climbed the LSR and averaged a climb of 27.9 spots.
2 A&M commitments fell in the LSR and averaged a drop of 37.5 spots.

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jackoffman supports BI's hypothesis!

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Are you sane?

tu players went up 50 spots and down 17

BI is right

wow, what a bump

Ketch has at least 10 years of experience in buffing the recruit ratings for the sips.

If your looking for an experienced fluffer, Ketch is your man. The dude still works hard, despite being a leader in his field.

Ketch - Systematically subverting tu's ability to get good players for over a decade.

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Rachel, we all know it's been stated that Lardass Geoff lost a lot of weight. If indeed he's 200lbs as you posted, then 195lbs of it is in sagging skin. You stated you wouldn't mind give him a lap dance? Have fun but I'm sure your privates would get more enjoyment from grinding on a big pile of leaves.

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I miss Chile Pequin.

Rattail
How big a girl are you? That will tell the tail of why you are all over fat ketch's jock! By "playing poker once a week with him", are talking about the card game or hide the Vienna sausage?

This thread is the Arlington National Cemetery for sip soldiers who fought and died protecting Bevo's ehonor.

Brutal

what does ketch have to say about his unprofessional and dishonest behavior?

Calling ketch a journalist is like calling me an awesome ballerina dancer.

To 1,000,000 touchdowns ...and beyond

Ketch needs to pay - lawsuit time.

Ketch, Brown and Dodds. Soon to be inducted into the A&M athletic Hall Of Fame.



"...the Big 12 is now viewed as the fifth of the big BCS leagues by many recruits."; Rivals.com national recruiting analyst Mike Farrell (August 2013)

"(USA Today football conference rankings: 1. SEC 2. PAC-12 3. ACC 4. Big 10 5. Big 12)" (July 2014)

Ketch, Brown and Dodds. Soon to be inducted into the A&M athletic Hall Of Fame.



"...the Big 12 is now viewed as the fifth of the big BCS leagues by many recruits."; Rivals.com national recruiting analyst Mike Farrell (August 2013)

"(USA Today football conference rankings: 1. SEC 2. PAC-12 3. ACC 4. Big 10 5. Big 12)" (July 2014)

Ha!

Thanks for underrating our Aggie football player talent FK!

Lay off Ketch...the man is a great humanitarian. He even donated the skin from his weight surgery for Baylol's new end zone tarp...

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I know plenty of girls that would go out with Ketch.

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This chick is too much...

Seriously, do you even know Ketch? No, you do not. The personal attacks are really sad. The bottomline is he is a fun guy, a good conversationalist, and a confident and successful man. Yes, girls find that attractive. The photoshopped pics were rotten.

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You must be his fat wife

After looking up Ketch on Google image, it seems at one time he wasn't so overweight.

WHAT HAPPENED?

Lap band surgery I believe. Didn't last long.

Ketchup stapled his stomach. The proceeded to prove the drs wrong in that he could still set a pluckers wing record. #gross

He went from this:



To this:



To this:



To this:



To this:



He is one of those people who had the surgery, and then gained all the weight back.

jcoffman said:

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From another BBS:


2005 A&M Signees & Starting LSR Rank (02/02/04)

Martellus Bennett - 19
Justin Brantly - NR
Arkeith Brown - 66
Chevar Bryson - NR
Gremon Coffman - NR
Alton Dixon - 25
Quincy Driver - 48
Kevin Ferguson - NR
Paul Freeney - 26
Robbie Frost - NR
Devin Gregg - NR
Lee Grimes - NR
Kellen Heard - NR
Jorvorskie Lane -16
Jamie McCoy - NR
Howard Morrow - 93
Jordan Peterson - NR
Jodie Richardson - NR
Trey Ross - NR
Michael Shumard - 14
Henry Smith - NR
Vincent Williams - 34

2005 A&M Signees & Final LSR Rank (01/19/05)

Martellus Bennett - 1 (+18)
Justin Brantly - 99 (+2, was unranked)
Arkeith Brown - 46 (+20)
Chevar Bryson - remained unranked
Gremon Coffman - 27 (+74, was unranked)
Alton Dixon - 47 (-22)
Quincy Driver - NR (-53)
Kevin Ferguson - remained unranked
Paul Freeney - 12 (+14)
Robbie Frost - remained unranked
Devin Gregg - 71 (+ 30, was unranked)
Lee Grimes - 59 (+42, was unranked)
Kellen Heard - remained unranked
Jorvorskie Lane - 26 (-10)
Jamie McCoy - 94 (+7 was unranked)
Howard Morrow - 18 (+ 75)
Jordan Peterson - 88 (+13, was unranked)
Jodie Richardson - 54 (+ 47 was unranked)
Trey Ross - remained unranked
Michael Shumard - 11 (+3)
Henry Smith - remained unranked
Vincent Williams - (+18)

A&M had 9 players on Ketch's opening LSR, and finished with 15 players on his LSR.

For the sake of argument let's assume the players that were previously unranked were ranked #101. We can calculate their climb by subtraction from 101. For example, unranked Lee Grimes went from 101 to 59, a net climb of 42 spots. We can leave the players that were unranked and remained unranked out of the calculations.

13 A&M commitments climbed the LSR and averaged a climb of 27.9 spots.
2 A&M commitments fell in the LSR and averaged a drop of 37.5 spots.



Now,


UT 2005 Signees and Starting LSR Rank

Chris Brown NR
Jamaal Charles - 17
Jermichael Finley - 7
Chris Hall - 60
Colt McCoy - 22
Henry Melton - 9
Roy Miller - NR
Roddrick Muckelroy - 21
Ishie Oduegwu -NR
Charlie Tanner - NR
Jerrell Wilkerson 44

UT 2005 Signees and Final LSR Rank

Chris Brown 6 ( + 95, was unranked)
Jamaal Charles 4 (+13)
Jermichael Finley 19 (-12)
Chris Hall 33 (+27)
Colt McCoy 52 (-30)
Henry Melton 6 (+3)
Roy Miller 4 (+97, was unranked)
Roddrick Muckelroy 30 (-9)
Ishie Oduegwu 22 (+79, was unranked)
Charlie Tanner 39 (+62, was unranked)
Jerrell Wilkerson 20 (+24)

UT had 7 signees on the initial LSR and finished with 11.


8 UT players climbed the list and averaged a climb of 50 spots.
3 UT players dropped and averaged a drop of 17 spots.

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Things ain't gonna be the way they used to be.

Does that dude still actually have a job? Like one where people give money for his "information"?

The Horns' T shirt fan needs needs hope after the debacle of this season, and Ketch is happy to give it to them, at the low price of $11.99 per month.

Fatty gonna Fatty