Texas fans are going apesh-t over the hiring of Herman

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LonghornDub
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Flexbone is correct. We have not committed a significant offensive or defensive lineman yet, and there is no surplus on campus. Until that changes, UT is likely doomed to the same 8 wins a year as A&M has experienced.


Chilax, dub! This class isn't near full and there's still 6 months until signing day. Herman knows what he's doing
Patch - I am very prejudiced in favor of the team with the biggest, bestest, and mostest linemen. We ain't got squat yet. When and if we do, I'll be happy.


Forget that... It's august, a time for unbridled enthusiasm

Got one. Keondre Coburn DT. Looks legitimate. Now we need about three more DL's and four OL's.
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petey88
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how was today's bottle of whiskey ?
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"This Is Texas" revolUTion18 is real!"

Yeah, it's Hermann's motivational dildo, outside the box thinking inspired by good old tu. Mere kisses are for non p5, this is the bdf baby!
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LonghornDub said:

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LonghornDub said:

Flexbone is correct. We have not committed a significant offensive or defensive lineman yet, and there is no surplus on campus. Until that changes, UT is likely doomed to the same 8 wins a year as A&M has experienced.


Chilax, dub! This class isn't near full and there's still 6 months until signing day. Herman knows what he's doing
Patch - I am very prejudiced in favor of the team with the biggest, bestest, and mostest linemen. We ain't got squat yet. When and if we do, I'll be happy.


Forget that... It's august, a time for unbridled enthusiasm


Is unbridled enthusiasm what your carney ass felt when you licked that stamp and threw in your application to Texas in the mail only to have them take a peanut incrusted, runny sh-t on it a month later? Freaking noodle armed goober.
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LonghornDub said:

Your Friend said:

LonghornDub said:

Your Friend said:

LonghornDub said:

Flexbone is correct. We have not committed a significant offensive or defensive lineman yet, and there is no surplus on campus. Until that changes, UT is likely doomed to the same 8 wins a year as A&M has experienced.


Chilax, dub! This class isn't near full and there's still 6 months until signing day. Herman knows what he's doing
Patch - I am very prejudiced in favor of the team with the biggest, bestest, and mostest linemen. We ain't got squat yet. When and if we do, I'll be happy.


Forget that... It's august, a time for unbridled enthusiasm

Got one. Keondre Coburn DT. Looks legitimate. Now we need about three more DL's and four OL's.


Might be getting one more soon
Ronnie Mund
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LonghornDub said:

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LonghornDub said:

Your Friend said:

LonghornDub said:

Flexbone is correct. We have not committed a significant offensive or defensive lineman yet, and there is no surplus on campus. Until that changes, UT is likely doomed to the same 8 wins a year as A&M has experienced.


Chilax, dub! This class isn't near full and there's still 6 months until signing day. Herman knows what he's doing
Patch - I am very prejudiced in favor of the team with the biggest, bestest, and mostest linemen. We ain't got squat yet. When and if we do, I'll be happy.


Forget that... It's august, a time for unbridled enthusiasm

Got one. Keondre Coburn DT. Looks legitimate. Now we need about three more DL's and four OL's.


Might be getting one more soon

Neither of yall graduated from there.
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Ronnie Mund said:

Your Friend said:

LonghornDub said:

Your Friend said:

LonghornDub said:

Your Friend said:

LonghornDub said:

Flexbone is correct. We have not committed a significant offensive or defensive lineman yet, and there is no surplus on campus. Until that changes, UT is likely doomed to the same 8 wins a year as A&M has experienced.


Chilax, dub! This class isn't near full and there's still 6 months until signing day. Herman knows what he's doing
Patch - I am very prejudiced in favor of the team with the biggest, bestest, and mostest linemen. We ain't got squat yet. When and if we do, I'll be happy.


Forget that... It's august, a time for unbridled enthusiasm

Got one. Keondre Coburn DT. Looks legitimate. Now we need about three more DL's and four OL's.


Might be getting one more soon

Neither of yall graduated from there.

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LonghornDub said:

Your Friend said:

LonghornDub said:

Your Friend said:

LonghornDub said:

Flexbone is correct. We have not committed a significant offensive or defensive lineman yet, and there is no surplus on campus. Until that changes, UT is likely doomed to the same 8 wins a year as A&M has experienced.


Chilax, dub! This class isn't near full and there's still 6 months until signing day. Herman knows what he's doing
Patch - I am very prejudiced in favor of the team with the biggest, bestest, and mostest linemen. We ain't got squat yet. When and if we do, I'll be happy.


Forget that... It's august, a time for unbridled enthusiasm

Got one. Keondre Coburn DT. Looks legitimate. Now we need about three more DL's and four OL's.


Might be getting one more soon
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Is anyone here old enough to remember the last time tu had a winning season?
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DrHeadShrink said:

Is anyone here old enough to remember the last time tu had a winning season?
None of their players are. They are all perpetually young.
petey88
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Dub, what kind of whiskey bottle you knock out today ?
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Was reading a statesman article about demographics and housing in Austin/RR area yesterday. They threw out that Texas was the third youngest state. Apparently tu athletics is just reflecting state demographics by being perpetually young.

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Texan1976 said:

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The last vestiges of hope?


Like going 8 decades without a national title, 2 decades without a conference title, and two top 4 finishes ever, the last in 1956?
Your program has 1 national title since Nixon was President, and a wopping TWO conference titles since our last conference title...yet you think you're Bama-OhioSt-USC-Florida-FSU...or OU.

Please.
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The last time Ag was #1 in any weekly poll was 60 years ago. And that was brief.
Flexbone
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Here he is again with the "top 4 finish" nonsense. No doubt whenever that changes the goalpost will be moved yet again. A guy in his 40s spends day and night telling us how insignificant we are in our own website. Yes, we believe you. You don't see us a threat AT ALL. Just like everyone believes an ex that calls the guy that dumped her everyday to remind him that she doesn't need him.

I think you're in severe denial. We're not claiming to be an elite all time program. But we're a pretty good one by that measure. However, we ARE a program that absolutely has everything to do so...just like Texas. If you refuse to let yourself believe that, perhaps you should listen to some unbiased sources on the matter. Just this morning we were discussed re: that very subject and MAGICALLY, just like all he other times, the unbiased hosts believed so. None of us have any control over it nor do you. But this superiority complex you seem to have is based on an alternate reality coupled with delusion regarding your own position in the world.

And regardless of all that, you're forgetting one very relevant thing: we're better than you NOW, have been for a while, and will continue to be. Our coach also isn't a thin skinnned dbag.

Enjoy the worst conference in America, chief. You're a perfect fit.
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Enjoy your conference. You are the same in the SWC, Big 12 and SEC. Win about half your conference games. It's what you do. Maybe the SEC can have a downturn and be mid major quality like the SWC was when you made your cute little "run".
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Enjoy your conference

We are, you stupid worthless ****.
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Texan1976
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Ag83 said:

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Enjoy your conference

We are, your stupid worthless ****.


Winning right at half your conference games in three conferences is impressively consistent.
Flexbone
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Texas has never made a "run" in any conference worth a ***** Pretty impressive to never have the opportunity to play in one.

It's also pretty impressive to put together 3 straight losing seasons. You weren't even alive the last time we did that. Poor, insecure little dbag.

Texas is so "elite" that for the last decade plus that mid major conference existed they were a punching bag. Texas hasn't had a run of beongbthe best team in their own conference for OVER THREE DECADES.
Texan1976
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Sounds like you're happy with Agricultural's lot in college football. That makes two of us.
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And the Big 12 was quite good when Texas was churning out too 5 finishes, BCS wins and winning a national title.

Especially the Big 12 South.

You dip****s hired Fran when he managed to win 10 games playing in the SEC West but didn't beat a single team that finished the season ranked.

Now that Freeze is done and LSU hired a mongoloid, the SEC is going to be Alabama and the dwarves, even more than it has been. Terrible group of coaches outside of Saban.
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Texan1976 said:

Sounds like you're happy with Agricultural's lot in college football. That makes two of us.


By "lot" you mean being more relevant and popular than you? Yeah, it's nice, but that's a pretty low bar.
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Your relevance was a cotton bowl.
Flexbone
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Texan1976 said:

And the Big 12 was quite good when Texas was churning out too 5 finishes, BCS wins and winning a national title.

Especially the Big 12 South.

You dip****s hired Fran when he managed to win 10 games playing in the SEC West but didn't beat a single team that finished the season ranked.

Now that Freeze is done and LSU hired a mongoloid, the SEC is going to be Alabama and the dwarves. Terrible group of coaches outside of Saban.


No it wasn't. The Big 12 South's banner year resulted in a losing bowl record.

"FINISH the season ranked"? Just the other day you were bragging (because you're a complete loser) about Herman's "wins against Top 8 teams" when only 1 of those teams ever finished in the top 8. Hilarious how you move the ball every time you need to in order to try and make you're horrifically argued "points." What an absolute moron.
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Why no ag tag? You brick the SAT and couldn't gain admission out of high school?
Flexbone
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Uh, no. That ain't the reason. Considering your arguments, I'm guessing ACC followed by Southwest?
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Texan1976 said:

Why no ag tag? You brick the SAT and couldn't gain admission out of high school?

boy, you are a dumb son of a *****

In the early days here,...oh never mind,...you're too ****ing stupid anyway
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petey88 said:

Texan1976 said:

Why no ag tag? You brick the SAT and couldn't gain admission out of high school?

boy, you are a dumb son of a *****

In the early days here,...oh never mind,...you're too ****ing stupid anyway


The 12th potato chimes in.
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Texan1976 said:

petey88 said:

Texan1976 said:

Why no ag tag? You brick the SAT and couldn't gain admission out of high school?

boy, you are a dumb son of a *****

In the early days here,...oh never mind,...you're too ****ing stupid anyway


The 12th potato chimes in.

take your wheel chair outside, step up and down in the yard

squat to piss

*****
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Trying to reason with a sip is like arguing with your wife. The goalposts are always moving. At one time, Texas is going to win it all because of the easiest path to the playoffs and Aggie can't win because the SEC is too tough. Now 1976 has been saying the BDF is tough and the SEC is a cakewalk.
petey88
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he's a proven dumbass
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Only about two months till 76 goes into hiding and we don't hear from him again till next summer.
petey88
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At most, it will be week 2 or 3

he's a drunk
 
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