***** 2023 Houston Astros Season Thread *****

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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 9:12a, 10/19/23
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The Porkchop Express said:
Mr.Bond said:
The Porkchop Express said:
bigjag19 said:
Let's speculate the series returns to Houston

How quickly can the Dome be ready?
The last time I was in the Dome was for a high school playoff game in 2005. There was a rat in the Astros clubhouse that I thought was a cat at first galnce.
LMAO I played there in 03 and I saw his father, I thought a goat from the livestock show got left behind at first glance
Back in its hey-day, you had to go through this huge security checkpoint to get onto the field or into the tunnels of the Dome. After the Oilers left down and the Astros moved to MMP, you could have walked through that checkpoint with a bazooka and they wouldn't have noticed.
Was there still plywood under a section of the endzone turf when yall played? You could literally bounce up and down on it
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


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In reply to Chef Elko • 9:12a, 10/19/23
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That really got swept under the rug, didn't it?
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In reply to Marvin • 9:13a, 10/19/23
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Are you kidding me- with Dubon on the bench?

I'm done. I'm just done.
Rangers thread is on page 818. Here is a flashback to page 818 of our thread, on June 24th. It was the Stanek balk game vs LA
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 9:16a, 10/19/23
Porkchop, I have been playing around with that AI you told us about yesterday and it is too much fun.

This is supposed to be Jose Altuve hitting a homerun but it honestly looks more like Big Jon lol

Also, WTF is the catcher doing lol AI is too much fun

No matter what!
Epstein didn't do, you know, the thing...
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In reply to Eso si, Que es • 9:16a, 10/19/23
Eso si, Que es said:
Marvin said:
Are you kidding me- with Dubon on the bench?

I'm done. I'm just done.
Rangers thread is on page 818. Here is a flashback to page 818 of our thread, on June 24th. It was the Stanek balk game vs LA
It's not the size of your thread that matters, its the quality
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In reply to AustinCountyAg • 9:17a, 10/19/23
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AustinCountyAg said:
htxag09 said:
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All I do is Nguyen said:
I will be 100% honest if we can get this to a game 6 and we are up 3-2, hell even if we're down 3-2, I am okay with Obese Framber pitching but the FIRST SIGN of trouble we pull him for France.
100% agree. Let him have it, but you see any of Framber's signs he's lost it (misplay grounder, a couple dink hits, etc.), he's gone.

I found his postgame comments interesting. He absolutely wasn't wrong that it was luck and lot of soft hits that found holes. But it shows that it's in his head and he's thinking about it when on the mound. Got to learn to let that **** go and move on.
a couple dink hits aren't signs of him "losing it" at all. If they are getting dink hits that tells me he has good stuff and is pitching well.
For most pitchers, I agree. But Framber tends to let those things get to him, first inning of game 2 is a perfect example. How many hard hit balls did they have in the first?
so basically you're saying if he doesn't throw no hit baseball he needs to be pulled??? He's a ground ball pitcher. People will get on base when he pitches. No need to overreact if they string a couple texas leaguers together on him.


He committed an error and had a string of texas leaguers that hurt him the other night. It happens. I agree he's a head case, but framber is always a ground ball away from getting out of an inning. He didn't get shelled, and he kept them in the game. He didn't help us, but he didn't lose that game for them team.
No, I'm not saying he has to have no hit baseball. It's the compilation of things that tends to blow him up. One hit, hard hit or a texas leaguer, ok, you're right, he's a double play away. But that second dink hit in a row seems to get to him.....then a grounder to him that he misfields, then makes a throwing error, etc.

I'm saying if he has the exact same inning he had in game 2, I'm pulling him after that third batter. Even though it could have easily been a 5 pitch inning.

I don't think it was the right time to pull him seeing as it was game 2. I was fine letting him go there. I don't think he deserves as long of a leash if we have a game 6.
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9:19a, 10/19/23
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Yordan on steroids according to the fancyboys
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In reply to texasaggie2015 • 9:20a, 10/19/23
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Oh for sure, I'm surprised it didn't get more run. Makes you wonder why he went to go pitch in other countries after already making $25MM
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In reply to All I do is Nguyen • 9:21a, 10/19/23
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Altuve and Keuchel had a kid lol
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In reply to jetch17 • 9:22a, 10/19/23
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jetch17 said:
Yordan on steroids according to the fancyboys
Have they ever lost a game and not accused us of cheating?
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In reply to jetch17 • 9:25a, 10/19/23
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jetch17 said:
Yordan on steroids according to the fancyboys


Seager being nuclear hit their first 5 games was just raw ability I bet.
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9:26a, 10/19/23
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So we hack pitch com away, Yordan juices, and we make up stories about our families getting run into in stairwells.

Next they will tell us about the fake moon landings and how the Cubans, Mafia, FBI and LBJ were all hiring shooters to kill JFK.
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In reply to jetch17 • 9:26a, 10/19/23
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jetch17 said:
Yordan on steroids according to the fancyboys
Arlington fans saying this? If so, they'd know better than most. Even though they couldn't win a championship with Juan Gonzales, Pudge, and Palmeiro.

ETA: throw in Aroid as well.
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9:27a, 10/19/23
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They give me this vibe.

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In reply to Wabs • 9:28a, 10/19/23
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Wabs said:
jetch17 said:
Yordan on steroids according to the fancyboys
Arlington fans saying this? If so, they'd know better than most. Even though they couldn't win a championship with Juan Gonzales, Pudge, and Palmeiro.


And Aroid and Canseco and Nellie Cruz.

The juice in that clubhouse was knee deep.
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In reply to Wabs • 9:28a, 10/19/23
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Wabs said:
jetch17 said:
Yordan on steroids according to the fancyboys
Arlington fans saying this? If so, they'd know better than most. Even though they couldn't win a championship with Juan Gonzales, Pudge, and Palmeiro.
Yeah, and I thought they didn't think steroids were cheating? I mean they don't seem to think so every time the whole "once a cheater always a cheater" line comes out.....
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In reply to jetch17 • 9:29a, 10/19/23
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jetch17 said:
Yordan on steroids according to the fancyboys
Talk about the pot calling the kettle Canseco, Palmeiro, Pudge, Juan Gonzalez...probably missing some others.

They're such candy ass fans. It's pitchcom or roids or something else other than our team showed up and kicked their butts.
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In reply to Eso si, Que es • 9:29a, 10/19/23
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Eso si, Que es said:
Marvin said:
Are you kidding me- with Dubon on the bench?

I'm done. I'm just done.
Rangers thread is on page 818. Here is a flashback to page 818 of our thread, on June 24th. It was the Stanek balk game vs LA


I remember that game! Haha, instance number 34 of 129 when I was done with Dusty this year...
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9:30a, 10/19/23
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They couldn't even spider-tack their way to a win last night.
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In reply to All I do is Nguyen • 9:31a, 10/19/23
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All I do is Nguyen said:
Porkchop, I have been playing around with that AI you told us about yesterday and it is too much fun.

This is supposed to be Jose Altuve hitting a homerun but it honestly looks more like Big Jon lol

Also, WTF is the catcher doing lol AI is too much fun

yeah it doesn't seent to do sports faces too well. Not really sure why. It is a colossal time waster though. I have a lot of AI pictures of beagles fighting each other with lightsabers that I can't really pretend were done for work purposes.
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 9:31a, 10/19/23
Wait we landed on the moon?

No matter what!
Epstein didn't do, you know, the thing...
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 9:34a, 10/19/23
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Mathguy64 said:
So we hack pitch com away, Yordan juices, and we make up stories about our families getting run into in stairwells.

Next they will tell us about the fake moon landings and how the Cubans, Mafia, FBI and LBJ were all hiring shooters to kill JFK.


And imagine that I always tried to be friendly with those guys. I've accepted South Platte's view of the opposition- they are all trash, but I'll further define them as limp-wristed lisp speaking capri wearing beta boys who snicker behind their keyboards. Or maybe they are gut flopping Bud Light burpers. Either way, they are the ones that when you meet in person suddenly claim they were only joking and meant no offense... yeah, their team color should be pastel yellow.
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 9:37a, 10/19/23
The Porkchop Express said:
All I do is Nguyen said:
Porkchop, I have been playing around with that AI you told us about yesterday and it is too much fun.

This is supposed to be Jose Altuve hitting a homerun but it honestly looks more like Big Jon lol

Also, WTF is the catcher doing lol AI is too much fun

yeah it doesn't seent to do sports faces too well. Not really sure why. It is a colossal time waster though. I have a lot of AI pictures of beagles fighting each other with lightsabers that I can't really pretend were done for work purposes.
What platform y'all using? Never played around with it, but I am excellent at time wasting
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In reply to Wabs • 9:37a, 10/19/23
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Wabs said:
They couldn't even spider-tack their way to a win last night.
CHEATERS
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In reply to Eso si, Que es • 9:37a, 10/19/23
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Eso si, Que es said:
Marvin said:
Are you kidding me- with Dubon on the bench?

I'm done. I'm just done.
Rangers thread is on page 818. Here is a flashback to page 818 of our thread, on June 24th. It was the Stanek balk game vs LA
Skimmed some of the posts and saw this and was just thinking, WTF, Dubon is really on the bench today?
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In reply to Wabs • 9:37a, 10/19/23
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They couldn't even spider-tack their way to a win last night.
He uses Spider-tack? Scherzer would never do that, he is a fine outstanding example of a baseball player that does it the right way.


Quote:
Scherzer on the Astros: "They crossed the moral line and cheated, but they got to answer for it. It's not really for us to speak for them, they need to speak for themselves, to talk to the fans of baseball and explain what happened."

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In reply to R-Dog • 9:38a, 10/19/23
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R-Dog said:


I believe the called strike accuracy, but the rest of those numbers are a joke.
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 9:38a, 10/19/23
Mathguy64 said:
Wabs said:
jetch17 said:
Yordan on steroids according to the fancyboys
Arlington fans saying this? If so, they'd know better than most. Even though they couldn't win a championship with Juan Gonzales, Pudge, and Palmeiro.


And Aroid and Canseco and Nellie Cruz.

The juice in that clubhouse was knee deep.
dont forget Palmiero, Pudge, Gonzales, Caminiti, Sierra, and I am sure their is more I am forgetting
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In reply to Wabs • 9:38a, 10/19/23
Wabs said:
They couldn't even spider-tack their way to a win last night.
Jose Leclerc has a giant brown spot on his hat and licks his fingers then touches it before every pitch. Don't think I've seen a single complaint about it, and they want to talk about cheating?

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In reply to NTAS • 9:38a, 10/19/23
its this site

https://www.mage.space
No matter what!
Epstein didn't do, you know, the thing...
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9:39a, 10/19/23
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Baseball economics
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In reply to linkdude • 9:40a, 10/19/23
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The Yainer Diner has a really nice ring to it

Hardly ever open, limited hours, staff experience relatively low, but the food is bussin'
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9:41a, 10/19/23
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Seems Rangers fans keep up with this thread more than me.....

We accused Jung of taking steroids?
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