***** 2023 Houston Astros Season Thread *****

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In reply to kb2001 • 8:26p, 10/2/23
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That is freaking hilarious!
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In reply to LilSebastian13 • 8:34p, 10/2/23
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So the Mariners didn't win the... er... conference?
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In reply to Beau Holder • 8:34p, 10/2/23
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I agree with you, but will steal this gem from their thread so we can talk about it over here.

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In reply to kb2001 • 8:36p, 10/2/23
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kb2001 said:
Beat40 said:
tjack16 said:
I'd never sign Bauer even without all the legal stuff. He's one of, if not the biggest Astros hater in the MLB and continuously tried to stir up crap about us.

Also him throwing the ball over the fence. Locker room cancer IMO
I may be the only one who thought him throwing the ball over the center field wall from the pitcher's mound was awesome.
The throw was awesome, the temper tantrum that led to it was an embarrassment. Enough to get him traded within 2 days. He's been a cancer in every clubhouse in his career, even at UCLA. Don't want him anywhere near Houston, and most MLB clubs feel the same way.


Didn't his feud with Gerrit Cole go back to their UCLA days?
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In reply to Cromagnum • 8:38p, 10/2/23
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Eric Gregg would be proud.
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In reply to LarryBird • 8:38p, 10/2/23
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LarryBird said:
The Porkchop Express said:
LarryBird said:
The Porkchop Express said:
It would be great if we could stop having to report back on the Rangers' thread hour by hour now that the playoffs have started.
Emily Jones thing is all over twitter. She's the tv host for rangers pre and post game.
Who cares? Does she play baseball? Some other random talking head having a piss fit on Twitter about the Astros.
you can ignore the post no? obviously you care/.....man people so testy on what gets posted on these threads they are not sacred ground


And you can ignore my post, young Simba. And that is the Circle of TexAgs.
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In reply to Cromagnum • 8:45p, 10/2/23
Cromagnum said:
I agree with you, but will steal this gem from their thread so we can talk about it over here.



To be fair to the other umpires, Laz and Angel probably make up almost half of those.
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In reply to Scrap Iron Ag • 8:49p, 10/2/23
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Scrap Iron Ag said:
Time for some light-hearted fun: Astros Anagrams

Alex Bregman = An Ex-Gambler
Jose Altuve = O, just leave!
Yordan Alvarez = Zany, Rad Lover
Jeremy Pena = Near My Jeep
Chas Kane McCormick = Mom Cracks a Chicken
Martin Maldonado = Martian Doom Land
Grae Kessinger = Geek's Ears Ring
Justin Verlander = Javelin Turns Red
Jonathan Patrick France = Pack tent in a jar of ranch.
Lance Graye McCullers = My legs cure all cancer.
Dusty Baker = Absurd Tyke
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In reply to Mr.Ackar07 • 8:50p, 10/2/23
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An average of almost 9 blown calls per game

Mr.Ackar07 said:
Cromagnum said:
I agree with you, but will steal this gem from their thread so we can talk about it over here.



To be fair to the other umpires, Laz and Angel probably make up almost half of those.
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In reply to BadAggie • 8:53p, 10/2/23
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Why does it feel like the Astros had half those 21K go against them?
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8:53p, 10/2/23
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Home grown talent > bought talent
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In reply to BadAggie • 9:01p, 10/2/23
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And even with the Yankees getting the benefit of 10,000 wrong ball and strike calls this season they still couldn't make the playoffs
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9:09p, 10/2/23
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The ump scorecard rankings for the season, sorted on % of games a team was favored. Both NY teams are at the top and over 60%. I bet at home it's over 70%. That's insane.

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9:23p, 10/2/23
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Thinking of taking my kids to game 2 on Sunday. Any idea when they will announce game times? They don't even say what the time slots are but assume mid afternoon and evening (3 and 7pm?) since both games are on Fox channels. I see upper deck tix are going for just under $100. Am I better off waiting to buy tickets as it gets closer or grabbing something while I can? Thanks all!
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 9:26p, 10/2/23
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Nothing to see here, move along.

Also,


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In reply to tjack16 • 9:31p, 10/2/23
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tjack16 said:


Home grown talent > bought talent


If seeing Atlanta on this chart doesn't get you excited about Dana Brown I don't know what will.
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In reply to jkag89 • 9:48p, 10/2/23
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I don't disagree but IMO he brought this **** show down upon himself. I have absolutely no sympathy for him.
What a jerk of a take. I don't like him anymore than the next guy, but if you can't see that what she did to him was completely wrong and overboard.... and thus have a little sympathy just for that part... that says a lot about you.
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In reply to tjack16 • 9:50p, 10/2/23
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tjack16 said:


Home grown talent > bought talent
The 3 things I see:

1) Astros, but what about the farm? /s
2) Orioles, doing it the Astros' way with our old Ops guy
3) Braves, Dana is goign to keep it going here.
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In reply to bayouaggie • 9:54p, 10/2/23
FS1 is covering the AL games and as of now I'm showing them blocking off the 3 and 8pm ct slots on my guide. If that's true I can't seem them giving Baltimore a 9pm start..
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10:13p, 10/2/23
Is it true that TK and Blum will be covering playoffs this year? How did that happen? Don't they get on the national feeds generally?
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In reply to AggiEE • 10:17p, 10/2/23
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AggiEE said:
Is it true that TK and Blum will be covering playoffs this year? How did that happen? Don't they get on the national feeds generally?


No, pre and or post game shows on space city network
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In reply to AggiEE • 10:18p, 10/2/23
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AggiEE said:
Is it true that TK and Blum will be covering playoffs this year? How did that happen? Don't they get on the national feeds generally?


They will not be on any actual broadcast. There will be shows on Space City covering our games.
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In reply to astroaggie22 • 10:29p, 10/2/23
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astroaggie22 said:
FS1 is covering the AL games and as of now I'm showing them blocking off the 3 and 8pm ct slots on my guide. If that's true I can't seem them giving Baltimore a 9pm start..
TBS already shows LAD with the late game on my Xfinity guide. I wish FS1 would do the same
Fightin' Texas Aggie and Sam Houston State Bearkat
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10:40p, 10/2/23
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The report that JP's wife was dehydrated kind of undersold it.





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10:49p, 10/2/23
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Rangers GM getting in a little dig lol. Such a bitter franchise
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10:55p, 10/2/23
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Fightin' Texas Aggie and Sam Houston State Bearkat
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In reply to bearkatag15 • 10:58p, 10/2/23
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Rangers GM getting in a little dig lol. Such a bitter franchise


The quote about the reports makes sense. I'm sure it was overblown and they weren't partying until 2am, so I get defending that because it's a direct insult to their professionalism. GM should do that.

However, the response of "everybody does" to the host of the radio show saying we all hate Houston is the next level pettiness from a GM.

The thing I love about the Rangers broadcast on Sunday is if the opposite happened, the Mariners played a scrub lineup and the dbacks played their starters for 6 innings, and the Rangers won to keep first place, it would be radio silent.

The Rangers broadcast probably owes the dbacks an apology as well. They directly questioned the integrity of the team by saying they didn't respect competition since the Astros had something to play for and were trying to win.

What a franchise of babies.
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In reply to bearkatag15 • 11:22p, 10/2/23
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bearkatag15 said:


Rangers GM getting in a little dig lol. Such a bitter franchise


CY just announced to all of Houston what a giant ***** he is.
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11:28p, 10/2/23
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Fightin' Texas Aggie and Sam Houston State Bearkat
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11:31p, 10/2/23
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I mean let's be real if the Astros did what the Rangers did in the last weekend of the year, we'd be all calling them choke artists

fair police and those guys are soft
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In reply to bearkatag15 • 11:35p, 10/2/23
bearkatag15 said:


Rangers GM getting in a little dig lol. Such a bitter franchise
But according to the Arlington thread, they don't give two ****s about Houston.
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In reply to Farmer1906 • 11:40p, 10/2/23
Farmer1906 said:
The report that JP's wife was dehydrated kind of undersold it.







Not only does JP not have a nanny

He also doesn't have a personal chef

Cmon, JP, get your mlb professional house in order…

*kidding, in case that wasn't obvious*
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In reply to cone • 11:54p, 10/2/23
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I mean let's be real if the Astros did what the Rangers did in the last weekend of the year, we'd be all calling them choke artists

fair police and those guys are soft


And Houston reporters have insulted two different teams over the years.

Rockets - 1994 Choke City
Astros - 2005 chronicle grave headstone.

They are soft indeed.
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12:07a, 10/3/23
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It's better to ignor past *****es, focus forward. Trust me
AKA 13-0
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