***** 2023 Houston Astros Season Thread *****

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Ag_07 said:

Man T&P to the team's travel secretary.

Well, it is really the assistant to the traveling secretary who does all the hard work.
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I am torn on Seattle today. Scott Service is an old school a-hole which would make you think it is going to do what ever he can to win just to prove that they didn't mail it in.

Would it be a better off-season sell to get Shohei if he can say we won the season series against the division winner?
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cone said:



never forget


They have a nice roster construction. Still a bit too early as the Astros aren't ready to turn that over to them just yet. Not a horrible take but not quite the M's time.
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For those saying the DBacks don't have anything to play for - If they win and Miami loses today and tomorrow, doesn't Arizona jump them?
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Obviously these guys are professionals and don't want to lose BUT
The diamondbacks are better off losing
The Mariners don't have any motivation
IF the Rangers win and the Blue Jays lose it's better for the Astros to lose

If the Rangers are up big and the blue jays are losing late do we see a South Park game where the Astros and Diamondbacks are putting in the back of the bench?
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So it's the Mariners last game. And a home game. And there will be fans there. Anything can happen.
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cone said:



never forget
Bless her sweet, ignorant, biased heart.
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All I do is Nguyen said:

This is a very classy move by the D-Backs


Too bad we all know Servais isn't classy at all and will purposefully tank the game today...he'll tell himself it was to improve draft position but we all know why. Spiteful p*ick.
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stoneca said:

Meanwhile the Astros are all business


JV giving Hector props.
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Big Bucks said:

Ag_07 said:

Man T&P to the team's travel secretary.

Well, it is really the assistant to the traveling secretary who does all the hard work.
Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?
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AggieDub04 said:

Obviously these guys are professionals and don't want to lose BUT
The diamondbacks are better off losing
The Mariners don't have any motivation
IF the Rangers win and the Blue Jays lose it's better for the Astros to lose

If the Rangers are up big and the blue jays are losing late do we see a South Park game where the Astros and Diamondbacks are putting in the back of the bench?


Well if that happens, Dusty's our man.
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Here's another good graphic on today if you're not a fan of the excel spreadsheet
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tjack16 said:

Here's another good graphic on today if you're not a fan of the excel spreadsheet



The loss win loss scenario would be a nightmare for the Rangers. They'd lose the AL West, then get the 5 seed.
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agproducer said:

tjack16 said:

Here's another good graphic on today if you're not a fan of the excel spreadsheet



The loss win loss scenario would be a nightmare for the Rangers. They'd lose the AL West, then get the 5 seed.


Yep. You'd go from a bye to playing at Tampa without being able to set up your rotation
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agproducer said:

tjack16 said:

Here's another good graphic on today if you're not a fan of the excel spreadsheet



The loss win loss scenario would be a nightmare for the Rangers. They'd lose the AL West, then get the 5 seed.


Not only the much harder route but in throwing Dunning today on short rest, they really blow up what is left of their rotation for the WC. It's a bold move and if they lose today and we win it will explode in their faces.
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agproducer said:

Oops!



Late to the party but this is awesome. Surely it's not real.
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haha I'd rather just say **** Jeff Passan
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agdaddy04 said:

For those saying the DBacks don't have anything to play for - If they win and Miami loses today and tomorrow, doesn't Arizona jump them?


Mia is not playing tomorrow. Also, I don't think there is much of an incentive to jump to the 5 seed. MIL/LA vs PHI/ATL
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stoneca said:

Meanwhile the Astros are all business




Pretty lame celebration. Guess that's what I expect from a bunch of guys that don't care.
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Ag_07 said:

stoneca said:

Meanwhile the Astros are all business




Pretty lame celebration. Guess that's what I expect from a bunch of guys that don't care.


They already said they are celebrating on Sunday. May as well not be hungover if you have a chance to clench the division (assuming Rangers trip on their dicks).
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Tichnor last night. Bottom 3% for consistency. So basically he couldnt have been any worse and was just guessing.

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Dude was ass…

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Nope. Real.
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Curious who Tampa prefers to play in the 1st round? Toronto or Houston?
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Farmer1906 said:

Mariner fans don't want us winning the division.





Bitter jerks.
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Pretty lame celebration. Guess that's what I expect from a bunch of guys that don't care.

Seriously

Dumb post of the day (unless you're being sarcastic it's hard to tell anymore)
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the Rays have to choose between Astros/Framber or BlueJays/Gausman
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taking a deeper dive into the Mariners (87-74) season...

Seattle was an incredible 25-4 against the Royals, A's, Rockies, and White Sox --- the four teams that lost 100 or more games

the Mariners just feasted on the cupcakes

against the other 25 teams that had decent players and tried to win...

Seattle was only 62-70 --- which is not very good
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annie88 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Mariner fans don't want us winning the division.





Bitter jerks.
Bless their hatin' hearts. It's tricky to make the postseason, though, and at least they got close.
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W said:

taking a deeper dive into the Mariners (87-74) season...

Seattle was an incredible 25-4 against the Royals, A's, Rockies, and White Sox --- the four teams that lost 100 or more games

the Mariners just feasted on the cupcakes

against the other 25 teams that had decent players and tried to win...

Seattle was only 62-70 --- which is not very good


That's what is supposed to happen. Astros are the outlier there and at home.
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Who would've ever thought the most thin-skinned, whiney-ass, bitter, self-hating fans would be from Seattle.
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Excited for today. Let's win the division!
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Ag_07 said:

stoneca said:

Meanwhile the Astros are all business




Pretty lame celebration. Guess that's what I expect from a bunch of guys that don't care.
what a bad take. Was really hoping this was accompanied by a wink face but I think you're serious
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HOU & SEA are the betting favorite today.
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