An Opening Day guide to keep you occupied until we get out there and whip the White Sox (all times Central)
12:05 p.m.Braves @ Nationals: Max Fried vs. Patrick Corbin
Giants @ Yankees: Carlos Correa leads the new look Giants against the Bombers, who start the season with Aaron Judge already awarded 15 home runs.
1:10 p.m.Baltimore @ Boston: Kyle Gibson vs. Corey Kluber
1:20 p.m.Milwaukee @ Chicago Cubs; Corbin Burnes set to strike out Dansby Swanson 5 times.
2:10 p.m.Detroit @ Tampa: Miguel Cabrera made $77,439 in the time it took you to read this sentence.
3:05 p.m.Phillies @ Rangers: Phillies find a team from Texas they can beat. How many batters before deGrom pulls a muscle?
3:10 p.m.Twins @ Royals: Joey Gallo starting at first base today!
Mets @ Marlins: Carlos Correa leads the new look Mets against the Fish. Verlander does NOT get the Opening Day start after winning the Cy Young last year. Tickets available for as low as $8 for this one.
Pirates @ Reds: If this was 1977, it'd be a great matchup.
Toronto @ St. Louis: Battle of the Birds
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