***OFFICIAL Astros-Rangers Trash Talk Thread 2022***

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Silent For Too Long
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It must suck for the people of Arlington to have to watch Aces just fall out of the trees down here in the 'Tine.
BadAggie
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Cowboys fans got tired of the Rangers for losing.
Silent For Too Long
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14-5, looks eerily similar to last year.

Maybe next year, Arlington?
South Platte
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RO519 said:


This is actually very well done.
TarponChaser
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It's hardly any fun to talk trash anymore with things being so lopsided. I mean, it's really kicking a man when he's down. Takes all the fun out of it.
Ciboag96
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Maybe we should start a meditative counseling thread
Eso si, Que es
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Seems like the Rangers are overdue for starting their offseason thread, they are wasting their head start on us.

Remember this gem from last year
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To the Astros fans checking in on us:

All a u can

SMD
When they spent a half billion to go from 35 games out to 38 games out this year. I think another half billion is in order this year for two middle relievers that will be mismanaged by the proprietary algorithm.
South Platte
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Eso si, Que es said:

Seems like the Rangers are overdue for starting their offseason thread, they are wasting their head start on us.

Remember this gem from last year
Quote:

To the Astros fans checking in on us:

All a u can

SMD
When they spent a half billion to go from 35 games out to 38 games out this year. I think another half billion is in order this year for two middle relievers that will be mismanaged by the proprietary algorithm.
JWinTX
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I remember when the shoes were on the other foot around here. 2009-2016 was basically the exact opposite when we played Houston over these last 6 seasons. And y'all will probably be dominant against us for another few years, as it looks right now.

But the pendulum always swings. And it will again.
South Platte
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Silent For Too Long said:

It must suck for the people of Arlington to have to watch Aces just fall out of the trees down here in the 'Tine.



Astros going to win another championship. This time it appears that it's completely legit and very well deserved. Incredible run. Texas fans are fortunate that they aren't going for #4 right now. That would be borderline insufferable.

How amazing was Luhnow? Look at all these unhittable young pitchers making league minimum. Freaking unbelievable. Now Pena looks better than Correa. This team is even more built for the future than they were in 2017. Most of those pitchers are so young they haven't even looked up the Spanish to English translation of arbitration.

Y'all need to go back to the NL. Give us Colorado in the AL West. This ain't even fun anymore.
MAT
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POTD
"Most of those pitchers are so young they haven't even looked up the Spanish to English translation of arbitration."
jkag89
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So Arlington fans, how are you going to put an * on this one?
redag06
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Well to be fair we didn't know the Astros were cheating until a few years later. Plenty of time for that *
kyledr04
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I can't watch a WS game 6 without getting a little nauseated. I'm fine with the Astros doing well but the Rangers have to find their way back. It still hurts to be missing a championship.
tjack16
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Jet Black
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Wrong thread
South Platte
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Bigballin
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redag06 said:

Well to be fair we didn't know the Astros were cheating until a few years later. Plenty of time for that *
And we didn't know the Yankees were cheating until 7 years later...
Canyon99
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JWinTX said:

I remember when the shoes were on the other foot around here. 2009-2016 was basically the exact opposite when we played Houston over these last 6 seasons. And y'all will probably be dominant against us for another few years, as it looks right now.

But the pendulum always swings. And it will again.


Please remind me of the number of WS trophies the Rangers won from 2009 to 2016.
jr15aggie
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Canyon99 said:

JWinTX said:

I remember when the shoes were on the other foot around here. 2009-2016 was basically the exact opposite when we played Houston over these last 6 seasons. And y'all will probably be dominant against us for another few years, as it looks right now.

But the pendulum always swings. And it will again.


Please remind me of the number of WS trophies the Rangers won from 2009 to 2016.


Don't forget to apply Aloe Vera to the burn... it helps!!!
Mathguy64
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101, 103, 107, 29, 95, 106. 5 divisions, 6 ALCS appearances, 4 pennants, 2 shiny trophies.

78, 67, 78, 22, 60, 68. A whole lot of nothing other than selling your stadium to MLB for a month and letting the Dodgers win in your shiny concert hall.

Y'all are so close. Maybe one more SS will do it.
fire09
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Mathguy64 said:

101, 103, 107, 29, 95, 106. 5 divisions, 6 ALCS appearances, 4 pennants, 2 shiny trophies.

78, 67, 78, 22, 60, 68. A whole lot of nothing other than selling your stadium to MLB for a month and letting the Dodgers win in your shiny concert hall.

Y'all are so close. Maybe one more SS will do it.


Savage
jkag89
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The Rangers have been in Arlington for 50 seasons in which a World Series Champion has been crowned. They have eight postseason appearances (nine if you want to throw them a bone for their Game 163 loss to Tampa Bay in '13), two American League Pennants, zero World Series Titles.

The Astros have played ten seasons in the American League. Seven postseason appearances, four American League Pennants, two World Series Titles.
South Platte
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Y'all are telling us facts about our franchise that we already know. I'd actually appreciate it if you'd send this stuff to our owners and management. I honestly don't think they know how horrible they are at literally A-Z in club management.

That might help make this thread longer than 3 pages in a 6 month season.
jkag89
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I'm not sure you understand the purpose of this thread.
tjack16
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Somebody has some catching up to do!

Ciboag96
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Yeah, they've never won an NL Pennant. Lol. Losers.
Mathguy64
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jkag89 said:



The Astros have played ten seasons in the American League. Seven postseason appearances, four American League Pennants, two World Series Titles.
Damn. If we had known the AL was this easy we would have moved here 20 years ago.
carl spacklers hat
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jkag89 said:


The Astros have played ten seasons in the American League. Seven postseason appearances, six consecutive ALCS appearances, four American League Pennants, two World Series Titles.
FIFY

And to make this thread related, the Rangers still suck. With the outliers being three years at the end of the last Century and the stretch from the mid-2000s through 2016, the Rangers are a terrible franchise.
People think I'm an idiot or something, because all I do is cut lawns for a living.
MarathonAg12
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Rangers are ass my dude
Ragnar Danneskjoldd
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i have no strong feelings about the rangers
AstroAggie15
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Honestly bums me out that the rangers are still struggling. I wish they were competitive. Would be good for baseball to have the two Texas teams battling it out for the AL West.

That being said I wish they still had odor so we could make hand job jokes again
Silent For Too Long
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So basically we have 4 times as many WC berths, almost double the division titles, more then double pennants, and infinitely more World Series Titles?
Silent For Too Long
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Astros off-season thread is going to eclipse the one month old Arlington thread in the first day.

Member when the Rangers fans that came out of the woodwork in 2010 on Texags said they weren't fair weather fans? Member attendance smack?

I Member.
tjack16
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Silent For Too Long said:

So basically we have 4 times as many WC berths, almost double the division titles, more then double pennants, and infinitely more World Series Titles?


Rangers
- playoffs: 8
- pennants: 2
- WS titles: 0

Astros
- playoffs: 16
- pennants: 5
- WS titles: 2
 
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