***OFFICIAL Astros-Rangers Trash Talk Thread 2022***

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Nino Brown
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There really shouldn't be a need for a thread like this for at least another 10 years.
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Nino Brown said:

There really shouldn't be a need for a thread like this for at least another 10 years.


That's what rangers fans were saying around 2012
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tjack16 said:

Nino Brown said:

There really shouldn't be a need for a thread like this for at least another 10 years.


That's what rangers fans were saying around 2012


And how long did that last?
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Nino Brown said:

tjack16 said:

Nino Brown said:

There really shouldn't be a need for a thread like this for at least another 10 years.


That's what rangers fans were saying around 2012


And how long did that last?


Not long at all. But I'm just saying they piled onto us a lot during those years. I'm enjoying this era
MarathonAg12
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I remember the Pence years and being called Lastros

**** em
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Astros will start 2023 seven games behind the Rangers in the head-to-head series.

Currently the series sits at 123 to 130.
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That's so mind blowing considering the recent history and sustained success the Astros have had.
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The Rangers had a 42 game lead on the Astros after the 2016 season. It takes awhile to climb out of such a deep hole.
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MarathonAg12 said:

I remember the Pence years and being called Lastros

**** em

I remember hearing how we're tanking on purpose just to have a good team for a year or two. Oops, we've been the tits for 7 years now with the window wide ass open.
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Rangers sign DeGrom to 5 years, $937 million. Looks like somebody has their eyes on 70 wins next year.
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They'll be giving the Angels a run for their money for highest cost per win.
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The Porkchop Express said:

Rangers sign DeGrom to 5 years, $937 million. Looks like somebody has their eyes on 70 wins next year.
I'm a Ranger fan and would be here to lay into them if those were the numbers. Think you got the numbers wrong there my friend.
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Ag_07 said:

They'll be giving the Angels a run for their money for highest cost per win.
I know you're trying to do a joke haha. But I was actually curious on this statistic and ran the numbers. I'll give the top10 and then AL West. Here are the rankings for $/Win for 2022 (Reg Season):

1. Philly
2. Red Sox
3. Mets
4. Padres
5. Yankees
6. White Sox
7. Angels
8. Nationals
9. Dodgers
10. Rangers

Bottom 5 were:
26. Pirates
27. Rays
28. As
29. Guardians
30. Orioles

AL West
1. Angels (7th)
2. Rangers (10th)
3. Astros (19th)
4. Mariners (24th)
5. A's (27th)

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The Porkchop Express said:

Rangers sign DeGrom to 5 years, $937 million. Looks like somebody has their eyes on 70 wins next year.
I'm a Ranger fan and would be here to lay into them if those were the numbers. Think you got the numbers wrong there my friend.
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This always cracks me up.

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Farmer1906 said:

This always cracks me up.


Because Dallas congratulated a fellow Texas team on winning? It's almost as if they just don't care very much about Houston being any sort of rival...weird.

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JWinTX said:

Farmer1906 said:

This always cracks me up.


Because Dallas congratulated a fellow Texas team on winning? It's almost as if they just don't care very much about Houston being any sort of rival...weird.


You go on not caring.

Daddy will keep on beating you and winning titles.
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Pinnacle of being an Astros fan: Celebrating AL pennants and World Series wins.

Pinnacle of being a Rangers fan: Expressing that Houston cares more about Dallas than Dallas does about Houston.
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*Arlington
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jkag89 said:


I mean he's not wrong, but I find it pretty odd how many members of the Houston media have made jokes about last year's and this year's signings by Texas. Houston is poking fun at one of the worst MLB franchises in history . . . OK, so we're horribly run and have horrible players. What's new? Why not ignore everything that goes on in DFW until we break our streak of losing seasons and focus on the moves that the other true MLB contenders are making? You're the world champs, why so insecure as to pick on the dumbest kid in class?

It would be like the members of the Alabama media focusing their attention on coaching gaffes and recruiting misses at Vanderbilt.
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We make fun of every team that signs a big name and then makes aspirational plans to bring us down. Or we make fun of the corresponding media hype around that signing. The Rangers aren't unique in that regard. Yesterday/today was dedicated to a different AL little brother (the Yankees) after they signed Rodon. Yankees, Rangers, whoever, makes no difference to us.
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South Platte said:

jkag89 said:


I mean he's not wrong, but I find it pretty odd how many members of the Houston media have made jokes about last year's and this year's signings by Texas. Houston is poking fun at one of the worst MLB franchises in history . . . OK, so we're horribly run and have horrible players. What's new? Why not ignore everything that goes on in DFW until we break our streak of losing seasons and focus on the moves that the other true MLB contenders are making? You're the world champs, why so insecure as to pick on the dumbest kid in class?

It would be like the members of the Alabama media focusing their attention on coaching gaffes and recruiting misses at Vanderbilt.
The Arlington Rangers
  • One of the Worst MLB Franchises in History
  • Horribly Run
  • Horrible Players
  • Dumbest Kid in Class

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Farmer1906 said:

South Platte said:

jkag89 said:


I mean he's not wrong, but I find it pretty odd how many members of the Houston media have made jokes about last year's and this year's signings by Texas. Houston is poking fun at one of the worst MLB franchises in history . . . OK, so we're horribly run and have horrible players. What's new? Why not ignore everything that goes on in DFW until we break our streak of losing seasons and focus on the moves that the other true MLB contenders are making? You're the world champs, why so insecure as to pick on the dumbest kid in class?

It would be like the members of the Alabama media focusing their attention on coaching gaffes and recruiting misses at Vanderbilt.
The Arlington Rangers
  • One of the Worst MLB Franchises in History
  • Horribly Run
  • Horrible Players
  • Dumbest Kid in Class




You literally could've said the same thing about the Astros 10 years ago. Get off your high horse.
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gigem1223 said:

Farmer1906 said:

South Platte said:

jkag89 said:


I mean he's not wrong, but I find it pretty odd how many members of the Houston media have made jokes about last year's and this year's signings by Texas. Houston is poking fun at one of the worst MLB franchises in history . . . OK, so we're horribly run and have horrible players. What's new? Why not ignore everything that goes on in DFW until we break our streak of losing seasons and focus on the moves that the other true MLB contenders are making? You're the world champs, why so insecure as to pick on the dumbest kid in class?

It would be like the members of the Alabama media focusing their attention on coaching gaffes and recruiting misses at Vanderbilt.
The Arlington Rangers
  • One of the Worst MLB Franchises in History
  • Horribly Run
  • Horrible Players
  • Dumbest Kid in Class




You literally could've said the same thing about the Astros 10 years ago. Get off your high horse.


Talk to the Arlington fan you said that.

Are you predicting the Rangerettes go build a dynasty over the next 10 years like the Astros have?
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Thought I'd bump this thread since the Ranger thread has apparently been all about the Astros lately. Might as well talk about it here...

Maybe you guys should change your team color to green since you are so envious of the dynasty to the south.




I love Texas Aggie sports, but I love Texas A&M more.
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Marvin said:

Thought I'd bump this thread since the Ranger thread has apparently been all about the Astros lately. Might as well talk about it here...

Maybe you guys should change your team color to green since you are so envious of the dynasty to the south.







Aww, that's cute you're obsessed enough to go read that thread.
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Marvin said:

Thought I'd bump this thread since the Ranger thread has apparently been all about the Astros lately. Might as well talk about it here...

Maybe you guys should change your team color to green since you are so envious of the dynasty to the south.







Aww, that's cute you're obsessed enough to go read that thread.
The "you're more obsessed" is as bad as the "we don't even care" talk.

It's what losers make up in their head because they know they don't compare to daddy.

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Marvin said:

Thought I'd bump this thread since the Ranger thread has apparently been all about the Astros lately. Might as well talk about it here...

Maybe you guys should change your team color to green since you are so envious of the dynasty to the south.







Aww, that's cute you're obsessed enough to go read that thread.


Who said I read your thread? Someone made comment to several Astros-related posts. Last time I read the Rangers thread you guys were making a HOF case for Odor.
I love Texas Aggie sports, but I love Texas A&M more.
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Marvin said:

Thought I'd bump this thread since the Ranger thread has apparently been all about the Astros lately. Might as well talk about it here...

Maybe you guys should change your team color to green since you are so envious of the dynasty to the south.







Aww, that's cute you're obsessed enough to go read that thread.


He "accidentally" clicked on the Rangers thread I'm sure
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Hmmm….probably one of the few teams to never win a title.



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Rangers - Currently tied for best record in baseball.
Astros - bottom of the standings.

Rough time to be a Houston fan right now…
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