***OFFICIAL Astros-Rangers Trash Talk Thread 2022***

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Silent For Too Long
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Down in Houston we replace all stars with ROY candidates like a well oiled machine.

Meanwhile in Arlington they are dropping half a bil to put a bandaid on a broken gasket.
Mathguy64
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I mean, $175MM 2B men who have an OPS of .467 don't just grow on trees. You have to work hard. Doubly hard when you are replacing an icon like Odor.
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Eso si, Que es
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Mathguy64 said:

I mean, $175MM 2B men who have an OPS of .467 don't just grow on trees. You have to work hard. Doubly hard when you are replacing an icon like Odor.
They did replace Joey Gallo's $10.2MM salary with Adolis Garcia's $719k salary.

They both have 45 strikeouts in 35 games. So not all of their moves have been complete disasters.
Farmer1906
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@Arlingtoninians

I know y'all miss Beltre, so instead of watching decade old highlights just turn on the Astros for the next 6 years.



Apt comparison
Hydrocele_aggie
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I didn't know the rangers still had any fans that claimed them
Mathguy64
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I just want to congratulate the Rangers on climbing the ladder. You are now tied for 2nd place in the West. Way to go!

Of course the fine print is you did it by going 4-6 in the last 10 games, losing 3 games in that span to the first place Houston Astros (AKA Daddy) and by having the Angels go on an 0-13 beatdown. So its not really climbing the ladder so much as not falling down nearly as fast as the guy in front who has completely fallen off the ladder and discovering gravity is a could heartless *****.

But its a glass half full kind of thing right?
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Mathguy64 said:

I mean, $175MM 2B men who have an OPS of .467 don't just grow on trees. You have to work hard. Doubly hard when you are replacing an icon like Odor.
This isn't aging well
cc10106
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Silver Boot bump:
Astros = 8 wins
Rangers = 3 wins

Silent For Too Long
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Congratulations to the good people of Arlington for making history today.

No one quite capitalizes futility like the Rangers.
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Mathguy64
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Well done Rangers, well done. Not satisfied with making a small bit of history with one immaculate inning, you went and pulled off a second one. History was made since no one had ever done that before. It's fitting that the birthplace of Joey Gallo would manage such a rare feat.

Of course not being satisfied with doing something that had never been done before In the history of the game you went and added the cherry on top and managed it WITH THE SAME THREE GUYS.

Congratulations on completing an event so rare it has never happened in the history of the game, and probably never will again.

You are in the record books for all eternity. So we all tip our hats to you in admiration.
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HarryRocket
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Rangers are not good
Ciboag96
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Looking forward to seeing one of the elite Arlingtonian Rangers playing in the upcoming ALL Star game.

I didn't notice any starters so far but I'm keeping my hopes alive
jkag89
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For the third time this season the Ranger hitters have been the the victim of an Immaculate Inning. Well the Angels being the Angels, the Rangers at least got the last laugh with a 5-2 victory.
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jkag89 said:

For the third time this season the Ranger hitters have been the the victim of an Immaculate Inning. Well the Angels being the Angels, the Rangers at least got the last laugh with a 5-2 victory.


And they don't even have Joey Gallo in the lineup anymore.
Silent For Too Long
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So uh, you guys in Arlington still watching baseball this year?
Farmer1906
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10 games back from the WC… why weren't y'all sellers at the deadline? You're not run as poorly as, say, Colorado, but you're not far off. You anchored yourself with those 2 massive contracts and the not young core around them to make any type of run. You and the Angels make this division so damn easy.
Farmer1906
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Yup, that's six in a row.
tjack16
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cc10106
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bearkatag15
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How does it feel to spend half a billion dollars and still lose to daddy?
agsquirrel97
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Funky Winkerbean
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Trash talking thread but only one team is talking. That's not good is it?
Mega Lops
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Can we get an update on the all time Astros/Rangers series? I think it was Rangers by only 15 or 16 games at the start of the season, but my memory may be hazy.
bobcatag91
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http://mcubed.net/mlb/tex/hou.shtml

According to this link Texas is ahead by 10 games
129-119
halfastros81
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The Rangers are not that far off from being a playoff type team . Their off-season acquisitions were strong albeit expensive.

The Astros are a perennial contender with a chance to win the World Series in each of the past six seasons . They have a superior management team and I personally believe it starts with an owner that loves baseball, wants to win, and knows how to win.

There's no need to talk trash. These are the facts.

Ciboag96
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Shout out to the Arlingtonian Rangers on the valiant effort this year. Hate to see you chuck out your manager only because you're not winning enough. Doesn't seem fair.


Ag_07
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halfastros81 said:

The Rangers are not that far off from being a playoff type team.


Herein lies the problem

They're 23 GB of the division and 9.5 back of the WC.
Farmer1906
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Daddy got one last sweep in.

25 games back.

Mathguy64
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25.5 GB and 14 under 0.500. That close to being in contention. I think one more $150 MM shortstop should be enough to make a difference.
Mathguy64
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27.5 GB, 17 under .500 and you boys are officially on the elimination clock with a magic number of 2.

Congrats on surviving into September. Maybe next year.

Oh. Wait. You have the WC still out there to play for. You are only 15.5 games back and have to pass 6 teams so I guess it's still possible. You can do it!
Mathguy64
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28.5 back with 28 to play. There is a word for that.

Man y'all were so close. I think you are one more $250MM shortstop away.
 
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