So here we are on the second Sunday of August, the season 2/3rds complete, and three champions rising above the rest in the quest to lead the majors in strikeouts. It reminds me a lot of the Big Three from Avengers: Endgame going out to fight Thanos, assuming Thanos was a 78-MPH curveball in the dirt.
First, we have Javier Baez, the Thor of the bunch. He has his very own version of Mjolnir. A bat that not only has the power of striking out 144 times in 367 at-bats, but also prevents him from taking a walk. He's got just 17 this year. As Rafael Ramirez once said, "You don't walk off the island." Side note, Rafael Ramirez was my dad's favorite player because once at a game he got a hit in the 12th inning to end it, and let my dad rush outside the Astrodome to smoke a cigarette after he had gone 4 hours without one. He called Rafael "Babe" for the rest of his playing days with the Astros as a result.
Then there's Matt Chapman, clearly Iron Man because he hasn't been hurt and he hasn't been traded this year. He's resilient, powerful, and he lives and plays in California, like Mr. Stark. He's also at 144 strikeouts at this point in the season.
Finally, there's this thread's namesake - Joey Gallo, the definitive Captain America of Major League Baseball. Cap's a simple guy - a man out of time who lives for freedom, milkshakes (vanilla), and wiping the floor with Hydra's ass. Just like Joey, a man who doesn't have time for your fancy "runners in scoring position" or"sacrifice flys" - all he wants to do is hit home runs, draw walks, and strikeout as much as possible - 141 times now, despite that damn trade that cost him THREE games.
Here's how the boys are looking as the season heads down the stretch:
Javier Odinson: On pace for 208 strikes outs and 25 walks. Hitting ,179 in August with 11 strikeouts in 28 at-bats.
Metal Man Chapman: On pace for 210 strikeouts and hitting .215. On pace for very crappy 20 home runs and 73 RBI. Hit .180 in July with 34 strikeouts in 89 at-bats. Has struck out 10 times in 21 at-bats in August. Has struck out 20 times in 41 at-bats vs. the Astros this year.
Captain Gallmerica: On pace for 206 strikeouts. Going full-on Rob Deer with paces of 38 HR but only 85 RBI. Hit .167 in Jul with 30 strikeouts in 66 at-bats. Has a sub-.100 batting average agaisnt Baltimore, Colorado, Miami, and the Yankees this year.
On the all-time chart, Justin Upton is up to 1,934 strikeouts, just two shy of Willie Stargell for 8th all time.
Miguel Cabrera is at 1,897, leaving him 4 shy of Mike Cameron for 12th. Really? Mike Cameron?
Baez is tied for 432nd with Mariano Duncan and Felipe Lopez. Next on his kill list is the unlikely trio of Jose Offerman, Jose Reyes, and Aaaron Rowand.
Joey Jo Jo Shabadoo is tied for 561st with Wally Post. In the next week he'll likely pass Barry Larkin and Trevor Story, Story once had a lot of expectations to be one of the worst striker outers of all time but he is averaging fewer than 1 whiff per game this year, and Joey is about to put him out to pasture.