***** Official Houston Astros 2019 Season Thread *****

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Eso si, Que es said:

Jimbos Cow said:

All I'm going to say is that with JV on the mound, tonight ebing a possible series clinching game, we need lots and LOTS of rally Kate. I'm talking gifs, pics, movies, whatever you all can muster. Take a ban if needed! (JK please no one go that far!) but we will need AS MUCH RALLY KATE AS POSSIBLE!
I am sure this is an unpopular opinion, but just go beat off to porn hub or something. Porn doesn't really make us perform better and it is annoying AF to have to scroll through the thread with people around thinking I am some kind of perv.

I can give off the perv vibe on my own without porn cluttering the thread.
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This is Kate at her finest. Prove me wrong
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crowman2010 said:

This is Kate at her finest. Prove me wrong
I can't compute how different she looks then vs. now...and I love them both!!!
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Lol porn Kate

Y'all and your old ladies need to lighten up, esp the new playoff thread readers
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I cant believe your post got 5 stars...
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Did someone actually post the sex vids of Kate? Or are we calling swimsuits porn now?
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crowman2010 said:

I cant believe your post got 5 stars...
I had no idea that many homosexuals were on this thread. Good to have some diversity.
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A little baseball humor to pass the time. Chris Parnell with the dynamite drop-in at 2:11.

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No matter what happens he can't hurt you.
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Eso si, Que es said:

Jimbos Cow said:

All I'm going to say is that with JV on the mound, tonight ebing a possible series clinching game, we need lots and LOTS of rally Kate. I'm talking gifs, pics, movies, whatever you all can muster. Take a ban if needed! (JK please no one go that far!) but we will need AS MUCH RALLY KATE AS POSSIBLE!
I am sure this is an unpopular opinion, but just go beat off to porn hub or something. Porn doesn't really make us perform better and it is annoying AF to have to scroll through the thread with people around thinking I am some kind of perv.

I can give off the perv vibe on my own without porn cluttering the thread.
Did your wife give you permission to post on TA during work hours?
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crowman2010 said:

Do what I do and actually tell your wife that TexAgs is full of superstitious people and they believe rally Kate works. Cant argue with science.

If she loves you, she'll support the cause
"Yeah, she's beautiful...but not as beautiful as you."
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Just got my tickets for the game tonight! Yankees fans must have given up hope! Tickets for $50 on the second hand market!
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Eso si, Que es said:

Jimbos Cow said:

All I'm going to say is that with JV on the mound, tonight ebing a possible series clinching game, we need lots and LOTS of rally Kate. I'm talking gifs, pics, movies, whatever you all can muster. Take a ban if needed! (JK please no one go that far!) but we will need AS MUCH RALLY KATE AS POSSIBLE!
I am sure this is an unpopular opinion, but just go beat off to porn hub or something. Porn doesn't really make us perform better and it is annoying AF to have to scroll through the thread with people around thinking I am some kind of perv.

I can give off the perv vibe on my own without porn cluttering the thread.
This might shock you, but looking at pictures of a good looking girl can be done independent of beating off.

Why are so many people looking at your device while you're on TexAgs?
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Farmer1906 said:

Did someone actually post the sex vids of Kate? Or are we calling swimsuits porn now?


Sex vids exist?
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Eso si, Que es said:

Jimbos Cow said:

All I'm going to say is that with JV on the mound, tonight ebing a possible series clinching game, we need lots and LOTS of rally Kate. I'm talking gifs, pics, movies, whatever you all can muster. Take a ban if needed! (JK please no one go that far!) but we will need AS MUCH RALLY KATE AS POSSIBLE!
I am sure this is an unpopular opinion, but just go beat off to porn hub or something. Porn doesn't really make us perform better and it is annoying AF to have to scroll through the thread with people around thinking I am some kind of perv.

I can give off the perv vibe on my own without porn cluttering the thread.
I see the Rangers fans are still hanging around our thread.

would you prefer videos of our players jerking each other off in the locker room?
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So you guys don't show your wives the pics that are posted?
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Quote:

This might shock you, but looking at pictures of a good looking girl can be done independent of beating off.
The people around my office are going to be really glad I found out about this.
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redline248 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Did someone actually post the sex vids of Kate? Or are we calling swimsuits porn now?


Sex vids exist?
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Big Al 1992 said:

Big Al 1992 said:

What does everyone want to see tomorrow. I'll take ZG with another 6 innings and giving up 3 runs since I believe we will mash 8-3 final.


Yes - I am a wizard.

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JV Day! ... choo choooo! (Which oddly accompanies the current prude/nun convo about Kate boobs)

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mazag08 said:

So I've learned that trolling fangraphs is incredibly easy. For some reason, it's extremely satisfying getting their readers all worked up. Because if you try to have rational discussion that disagrees with their genius writers, you get shamed and downvoted.

A couple weeks ago, one of their writers literally made up a stat talking about Verlander. I couldn't find anything on it anywhere on the internet. I called it out as a useless stat and posted what stats I thought better explained what the author was getting at. I got 11 downvotes within 10 minutes.

The stat was called K%+. This newly made up stat equates a pitcher's strikeouts to his league as a way to compare his strikeout % to previous players in previous years.. So this year, Verlanders 35% strikeout rate apparently equates to a 156 K%+.. apparanelty he's 56% better than average. They then used that to say that his season is 49th all time for strikeout %.

I pointed out that this trash statistic doesn't account for the difference in quality of pitchers in different years, quality of batters between years, or injuries. My method would have been to list respective SO%'s next to weak contact%, BABIP, and batting average against to show a more true story of how each pitcher did against their opponents. Downvoted again.

So now I just troll.

That's precisely what it does account for. It removes the current strikeout environment from the comparison.
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n_touch said:

So you guys don't show your wives the pics that are posted?

The other day my girlfriend asked why I wasn't doing my part with the Rally Kate.
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This is honestly their best lineup
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gigemJTH12 said:

Eso si, Que es said:

Jimbos Cow said:

All I'm going to say is that with JV on the mound, tonight ebing a possible series clinching game, we need lots and LOTS of rally Kate. I'm talking gifs, pics, movies, whatever you all can muster. Take a ban if needed! (JK please no one go that far!) but we will need AS MUCH RALLY KATE AS POSSIBLE!
I am sure this is an unpopular opinion, but just go beat off to porn hub or something. Porn doesn't really make us perform better and it is annoying AF to have to scroll through the thread with people around thinking I am some kind of perv.

I can give off the perv vibe on my own without porn cluttering the thread.
I see the Rangers fans are still hanging around our thread.

would you prefer videos of our players jerking each other off in the locker room?
Says the guy who made a debut in the thread on trade deadline only to disappear again until September.

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aTm2004 said:

Farmer1906 said:


How'd I be if Kate stripped in front of me in a hotel room.



Who wouldn't lol
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bearkatag15 said:



This is honestly their best lineup
Too bad we don't get the free EE out anymore
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Eso si, Que es said:

Jimbos Cow said:

All I'm going to say is that with JV on the mound, tonight ebing a possible series clinching game, we need lots and LOTS of rally Kate. I'm talking gifs, pics, movies, whatever you all can muster. Take a ban if needed! (JK please no one go that far!) but we will need AS MUCH RALLY KATE AS POSSIBLE!
I am sure this is an unpopular opinion, but just go beat off to porn hub or something. Porn doesn't really make us perform better and it is annoying AF to have to scroll through the thread with people around thinking I am some kind of perv.

I can give off the perv vibe on my own without porn cluttering the thread.


I'm right there with you man. I actually think it's annoying as hell having to continuously scroll fast past pics. Dont care if you mongoloids question my sexuality.
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bearkatag15 said:



This is honestly their best lineup
Pretty sure this is their best line-up


SS Derek Jeter
LF Joe DiMaggio
1B Lou Gehrig
RF Babe Ruth
CF Mickey Mantle
DH Reggie Jackson
3B Alex Rodriguez
C Yogi Berra
2B Tony Lazerri

P Whitey Ford
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bearkatag15 said:



This is honestly their best lineup
With Arod's comments in the post game show he's gonna love this lineup.
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third coast.. said:

Eso si, Que es said:

Jimbos Cow said:

All I'm going to say is that with JV on the mound, tonight ebing a possible series clinching game, we need lots and LOTS of rally Kate. I'm talking gifs, pics, movies, whatever you all can muster. Take a ban if needed! (JK please no one go that far!) but we will need AS MUCH RALLY KATE AS POSSIBLE!
I am sure this is an unpopular opinion, but just go beat off to porn hub or something. Porn doesn't really make us perform better and it is annoying AF to have to scroll through the thread with people around thinking I am some kind of perv.

I can give off the perv vibe on my own without porn cluttering the thread.


I'm right there with you man. I actually think it's annoying as hell having to continuously scroll fast past pics. Dont care if you mongoloids question my sexuality.
Don't scroll fast...it makes you look suspicious.
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All the talking heads keep saying Yankee bats silent and that's why they're down 3-1. Well hello, so have the Astro bats! Welcome to the world of All Stars hitting below 250 and leaving runners on base. But you know what - Astros have done what Champions do - found ways to win. Aggressive base running, playing great matchups, relievers getting people out, big hits when we needed them most.

Wait till we start playing our A game!

Let's go!!!!!!!
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bodaciousbood14 said:

third coast.. said:

Eso si, Que es said:

Jimbos Cow said:

All I'm going to say is that with JV on the mound, tonight ebing a possible series clinching game, we need lots and LOTS of rally Kate. I'm talking gifs, pics, movies, whatever you all can muster. Take a ban if needed! (JK please no one go that far!) but we will need AS MUCH RALLY KATE AS POSSIBLE!
I am sure this is an unpopular opinion, but just go beat off to porn hub or something. Porn doesn't really make us perform better and it is annoying AF to have to scroll through the thread with people around thinking I am some kind of perv.

I can give off the perv vibe on my own without porn cluttering the thread.


I'm right there with you man. I actually think it's annoying as hell having to continuously scroll fast past pics. Dont care if you mongoloids question my sexuality.
Don't scroll fast...it makes you look suspicious.
reading TexAgs be like

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that's not food