***** Official Houston Astros 2019 Season Thread *****

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third coast..
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Eso si, Que es said:

bodaciousbood14 said:

third coast.. said:

Eso si, Que es said:

Jimbos Cow said:

All I'm going to say is that with JV on the mound, tonight ebing a possible series clinching game, we need lots and LOTS of rally Kate. I'm talking gifs, pics, movies, whatever you all can muster. Take a ban if needed! (JK please no one go that far!) but we will need AS MUCH RALLY KATE AS POSSIBLE!
I am sure this is an unpopular opinion, but just go beat off to porn hub or something. Porn doesn't really make us perform better and it is annoying AF to have to scroll through the thread with people around thinking I am some kind of perv.

I can give off the perv vibe on my own without porn cluttering the thread.


I'm right there with you man. I actually think it's annoying as hell having to continuously scroll fast past pics. Dont care if you mongoloids question my sexuality.
Don't scroll fast...it makes you look suspicious.
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Wait wtf is this
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If you like watching Yankee fans mourn...
Eso si, Que es
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about 3 pages back in thread. It's Judge trying to read TexAgs on national TV and he didn't want people to think he was looking at porn
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bearkatag15 said:



This is honestly their best lineup


Other than Stanton in place of Gardner. And Boone is too stupid to use it every day.
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My husband would love rally Kate pics! But he hardly ever watches baseball except times like this where I'm so damn loud in the house it's impossible to tune me out!!!!

Maybe we should have some rally Marisnick pics as well? We'll wait on that till regular season next year to try it out though
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Yordan down to 7th
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How the mighty fall ... I still have faith in our big boy
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Jimbos Cow said:

All I'm going to say is that with JV on the mound, tonight ebing a possible series clinching game, we need lots and LOTS of rally Kate. I'm talking gifs, pics, movies, whatever you all can muster. Take a ban if needed! (JK please no one go that far!) but we will need AS MUCH RALLY KATE AS POSSIBLE!
Some of us already have. And for those questioning. Rally Kate was a massive, voluptuous part of the 2017 WS and she has been clutch this year.
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Yordan made some good contact last night. It won't take much to get him going....
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third coast.. said:

Eso si, Que es said:

bodaciousbood14 said:

third coast.. said:

Eso si, Que es said:

Jimbos Cow said:

All I'm going to say is that with JV on the mound, tonight ebing a possible series clinching game, we need lots and LOTS of rally Kate. I'm talking gifs, pics, movies, whatever you all can muster. Take a ban if needed! (JK please no one go that far!) but we will need AS MUCH RALLY KATE AS POSSIBLE!
I am sure this is an unpopular opinion, but just go beat off to porn hub or something. Porn doesn't really make us perform better and it is annoying AF to have to scroll through the thread with people around thinking I am some kind of perv.

I can give off the perv vibe on my own without porn cluttering the thread.


I'm right there with you man. I actually think it's annoying as hell having to continuously scroll fast past pics. Dont care if you mongoloids question my sexuality.
Don't scroll fast...it makes you look suspicious.
reading TexAgs be like




Wait wtf is this

Right after The Judge HR in Houston, the did the same thing. A quick flash of looking at game pics before shielding them by a Yankee's player.
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No protection behind Correa
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n_touch said:

No protection behind Correa
He has more protection in this lineup than he has had since he's been in the 7 hole?
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n_touch said:

No protection behind Correa
good, intentionally walk him in front of Alverez, that's what I would do if I was Boone.
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Hoping for the Jake from Rake Farm

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God MLB.tv is insufferable today. It's nothing but woe are the Yankees. Little to no praise to the Astros and their performance. They are stuck up on the Yankees runners LOB and RISP average while playing at Yankee stadium. Here are Game 3 & 4 stats:

Team A: 18 LOB; 3-24 RISP
Team B: 16 LOB; 0-13 RISP

So tell me which team is clearly struggling way more than the other? I'm tired of this sob story for the Yankees. Give praise where it is due.

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Astros are Team B?
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From Yanks board

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Folks need to stop beating up the players so much.

The Astros are a better club. They aren't a little better. They are better everywhere. They are better on offense, defense, & baserunning. On top of that, they have a much smarter front office and a smarter manager.

This is what a 7 game series looks like when facing that type of superiority.
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no. Springer and Correa hit three run bombs. both has RISP.
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That's right...I had a case of the Friday end of work dumbz just now
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Need some help here...I've been consuming baseball news all day and all I hear is that the Yankees lost yesterday. How'd the Astros do?
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Our 7 hole guy hit 27 bombs and 80 rbi in half a season. What a luxury. Hes been having a rookie stretch because he's seeing the best pitching of his short career. But he's really close I think.
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Pretty sure we are A
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Texaggie7nine said:

From Yanks board

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Folks need to stop beating up the players so much.

The Astros are a better club. They aren't a little better. They are better everywhere. They are better on offense, defense, & baserunning. On top of that, they have a much smarter front office and a smarter manager.

This is what a 7 game series looks like when facing that type of superiority.

That quotes makes you want to Yank
Satellite of Love
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Stros are Team A. The media is acting like there is a huge disparity and it's hurting the Yankees far more than the Astros. The media bias is strong and their team is struggling to make the WS.
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Couldn't get rally Kate engaged much last night. Tonight I'm not only free but on happy meds from knee surgery. So who knows what may get posted.

So let's get started with Mrs Verlander.
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third coast.. said:

Eso si, Que es said:

Jimbos Cow said:

All I'm going to say is that with JV on the mound, tonight ebing a possible series clinching game, we need lots and LOTS of rally Kate. I'm talking gifs, pics, movies, whatever you all can muster. Take a ban if needed! (JK please no one go that far!) but we will need AS MUCH RALLY KATE AS POSSIBLE!
I am sure this is an unpopular opinion, but just go beat off to porn hub or something. Porn doesn't really make us perform better and it is annoying AF to have to scroll through the thread with people around thinking I am some kind of perv.

I can give off the perv vibe on my own without porn cluttering the thread.


I'm right there with you man. I actually think it's annoying as hell having to continuously scroll fast past pics. Dont care if you mongoloids question my sexuality.


Says the guy who frequents the Tine board traffic girls thread (creepy and stalkerish with some NSFW) and brags about having bannable JRey picks he won't post!

Holy **** I've seen it all!
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Satellite of Love said:

third coast.. said:

Eso si, Que es said:

bodaciousbood14 said:

third coast.. said:

Eso si, Que es said:

Jimbos Cow said:

All I'm going to say is that with JV on the mound, tonight ebing a possible series clinching game, we need lots and LOTS of rally Kate. I'm talking gifs, pics, movies, whatever you all can muster. Take a ban if needed! (JK please no one go that far!) but we will need AS MUCH RALLY KATE AS POSSIBLE!
I am sure this is an unpopular opinion, but just go beat off to porn hub or something. Porn doesn't really make us perform better and it is annoying AF to have to scroll through the thread with people around thinking I am some kind of perv.

I can give off the perv vibe on my own without porn cluttering the thread.


I'm right there with you man. I actually think it's annoying as hell having to continuously scroll fast past pics. Dont care if you mongoloids question my sexuality.
Don't scroll fast...it makes you look suspicious.
reading TexAgs be like




Wait wtf is this

Right after The Judge HR in Houston, the did the same thing. A quick flash of looking at game pics before shielding them by a Yankee's player.
Mongo knows he's busted
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Bregxit said:

third coast.. said:

Eso si, Que es said:

Jimbos Cow said:

All I'm going to say is that with JV on the mound, tonight ebing a possible series clinching game, we need lots and LOTS of rally Kate. I'm talking gifs, pics, movies, whatever you all can muster. Take a ban if needed! (JK please no one go that far!) but we will need AS MUCH RALLY KATE AS POSSIBLE!
I am sure this is an unpopular opinion, but just go beat off to porn hub or something. Porn doesn't really make us perform better and it is annoying AF to have to scroll through the thread with people around thinking I am some kind of perv.

I can give off the perv vibe on my own without porn cluttering the thread.


I'm right there with you man. I actually think it's annoying as hell having to continuously scroll fast past pics. Dont care if you mongoloids question my sexuality.


Says the guy who frequents the Tine board traffic girls thread (creepy and stalkerish with some NSFW) and brags about having bannable JRey picks he won't post!

Holy **** I've seen it all!
to be fair, I would be a little upset if pornhub started posting the Astros box score


.....but probably not really
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Satellite of Love said:

God MLB.tv is insufferable today. It's nothing but woe are the Yankees. Little to no praise to the Astros and their performance. They are stuck up on the Yankees runners LOB and RISP average while playing at Yankee stadium. Here are Game 3 & 4 stats:

Team A: 18 LOB; 3-24 RISP
Team B: 16 LOB; 0-13 RISP

So tell me which team is clearly struggling way more than the other? I'm tired of this sob story for the Yankees. Give praise where it is due.


Ehh for the most part they are burrying the Yankees. Byrnes clearly said the Astros were the better team. They also keep talking about the ask at hand of having to beat JV and Cole and how unlikely that will be. I get that they are doing a little bit of the Yankees beating themselves bit, but it isn't like we are knocking the cover off the ball and we have let them get some traffic.
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No one would notice if they did
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I've been watching mlb tv for > 20 mins. They've talked about yankees strategy for winning tonite, yankee injuries, yankee's missed trade/signing opportunities, and all the Yankee errors in last nite's game...

What the actual ****?
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Eso si, Que es said:

Jimbos Cow said:

All I'm going to say is that with JV on the mound, tonight ebing a possible series clinching game, we need lots and LOTS of rally Kate. I'm talking gifs, pics, movies, whatever you all can muster. Take a ban if needed! (JK please no one go that far!) but we will need AS MUCH RALLY KATE AS POSSIBLE!
I am sure this is an unpopular opinion, but just go beat off to porn hub or something. Porn doesn't really make us perform better and it is annoying AF to have to scroll through the thread with people around thinking I am some kind of perv.

I can give off the perv vibe on my own without porn cluttering the thread.


This has absolutely nothing to do with porn and everything to do with a good luck charm. If you can't tell the difference I don't know what to tell you. It's been going on and I've been doing it religiously since we won in 2017 and I have no intention of stopping now and offending the baseball gods.

If you don't like it find another board or set your account to not auto load pics.
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Im just here for when you start the Asian influenced pics again