***** Official Houston Astros 2019 Season Thread *****

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Sid Farkas said:

I've been watching mlb tv for > 20 mins. They've talked about yankees strategy for winning tonite, yankee injuries, yankee's missed trade/signing opportunities, and all the Yankee errors in last nite's game...

What the actual ****?

I'm watching with my 5 year old. He just asked me, "why aren't they taking about the Astros? "
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And I can choose not to browse that thread when in public
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Bias is so obvious even a kid gets it.
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That's not me. I'm pretty sure I have only done Kate pics. Tasteful Kate Pics. Mostly tasteful Kate pics. The 2017 Game 5 pics were over the TA line but it had to be done. We needed the mojo. And it damn sure worked.
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third coast.. said:

And I can choose not to browse that thread when in public
And you can choose not to browse THIS thread in public. You can also choose to have pics not autoload while browsing this thread in public! Instead, like all good busy bodies, a few of you want everyone else to change to suit YOUR needs.
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n_touch said:

Im just here for when you start the Asian influenced pics again


Should've been doing that for Tanaka
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mathguy86 said:

Eso si, Que es said:

Jimbos Cow said:

All I'm going to say is that with JV on the mound, tonight ebing a possible series clinching game, we need lots and LOTS of rally Kate. I'm talking gifs, pics, movies, whatever you all can muster. Take a ban if needed! (JK please no one go that far!) but we will need AS MUCH RALLY KATE AS POSSIBLE!
I am sure this is an unpopular opinion, but just go beat off to porn hub or something. Porn doesn't really make us perform better and it is annoying AF to have to scroll through the thread with people around thinking I am some kind of perv.

I can give off the perv vibe on my own without porn cluttering the thread.


This has absolutely nothing to do with porn and everything to do with a good luck charm. If you can't tell the difference I don't know what to tell you. It's been going on and I've been doing it religiously since we won in 2017 and I have no intention of stopping now and offending the baseball gods.

If you don't like it find another board or set your account to not auto load pics.


Yea I get this completely. It's the threads thing. I would never say it shouldn't happen because that would be stupid to try and impose what I like or whatever on this thread and police the spirit of it. Thays just dumb.
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astros4545 said:

n_touch said:

Im just here for when you start the Asian influenced pics again


Should've been doing that for Tanaka
I know just the one.

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Just listened to 20 mins of MLB radio pregame from Yankees stadium on Sirius - JFC these guys are as bad as fox commentators
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Bregxit said:

third coast.. said:

And I can choose not to browse that thread when in public
And you can choose not to browse THIS thread in public. You can also choose to have pics not autoload while browsing this thread in public! Instead, like all good busy bodies, a few of you want everyone else to change to suit YOUR needs.


Jesus christ dude. Noone has said to stop. Calm tf down. A person can voice their opinion and not try to bend everyone to their will.
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How do to choose to not have photos autoload
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Ags #1 said:

How do to choose to not have photos autoload


Go to your account settings and set auto load to off
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mathguy86 said:

That's not me. I'm pretty sure I have only done Kate pics. Tasteful Kate Pics. Mostly tasteful Kate pics. The 2017 Game 5 pics were over the TA line but it had to be done. We needed the mojo. And it damn sure worked.
astros4545 had the Asian pics.
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This thread is fckn sad

We're less than 2 hours to first pitch in a game that could put us in the WORLD SERIES and you guys wanna bltch and moan about the announcers.

Please just get over it, man up, and take the crying tantrums somewhere else.

We have a pennant to win!!!!
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Kate seems unimpressed with her doubters.
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mathguy86 said:

Ags #1 said:

How do to choose to not have photos autoload


Go to your account settings and set auto load to off
Mobile: hit the 3 bars in top left
hit More
Should see Auto-Load Images slide bar on and off
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third coast.. said:

And I can choose not to browse that thread when in public


I've mastered the art of flicking by the pics when reading the thread at the games.
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third coast.. said:

Bregxit said:

third coast.. said:

And I can choose not to browse that thread when in public
And you can choose not to browse THIS thread in public. You can also choose to have pics not autoload while browsing this thread in public! Instead, like all good busy bodies, a few of you want everyone else to change to suit YOUR needs.


Jesus christ dude. Noone has said to stop. Calm tf down. A person can voice their opinion and not try to bend everyone to their will.
SOCKS literally requested it to stop and you said "right there with you man". It is annoying because part-timers and no-timers come out of the woodwork every year during the postseason trying to change things up.
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Kate seems unimpressed with her doubters.


I'm impressed.

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I like all boobs.
Kate's boobs, the boob complaining about bikini pics 50,000 pages and 11 months into the thread, and the boob who named himself mathguy then trying to argue luck and emotion over logic and reason.
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Thanks!
third coast..
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Right there with you on not liking it. Have a drink or a shot of heroin or something. Youre high strung as hell.
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third coast.. said:

Right there with you on not liking it. Have a drink or a shot of heroin or something. Youre high strung as hell.


Not really. Just got home from a two hour massage and banged the wife. Ready for gametime now.
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Bregxit said:

third coast.. said:

Right there with you on not liking it. Have a drink or a shot of heroin or something. Youre high strung as hell.


Not really. Just got home from a two hour massage and banged the wife. Ready for gametime now.
That's a strong pregame ritual. Beats my grabbing a beer and a bag of chips.
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Neither of those things mean you arent high strung
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I'm not high strung, but might post boobs later ... y'all don't hate me, k?
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The cap-n strong with the Asian game. Good warmup!
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third coast.. said:

Neither of those things mean you arent high strung


I'm not the one worried about what everyone else will think of me if they see a swimsuit model's covered tits on my phone. Now let's shake hands and move on so we aren't both ****ing up the thread anymore. There is a game 5 to win.
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So how many times have we played to get to the WS? Twice against St Louis. Never against the Mets in 86. I don't think 80 against the Phillies. And of course once against NY in 17. So this is like the fourth time ever?

Let's go!!
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So Dick Justice said on MLB Radio that if the series has to go back to Houston, he is hearing that Cole will go on short rest in game 6 and that the bullpen game would be game 7. He said Cole demanded the ball for game 6.

I sure hope Dick heard wrong...lets hope Justin renders the question moot and one of the most obnoxious fan bases in America gets to watch the Stros celebrate in their over-priced stadium.

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Big Al 1992 said:

So how many times have we played to get to the WS? Twice against St Louis. Never against the Mets in 86. I don't think 80 against the Phillies. And of course once against NY in 17. So this is like the fourth time ever?

The 80 series was definitely to go. Game 5 was to play in it. ****ing Pete Rose and his ball spiking ass.
Let's go!!
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I'm drinking at a pub in London... ready to get back to the hotel and stream it on the laptop! Gonna be a late night
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The Milkman said:

I'm drinking at a pub in London... ready to get back to the hotel and stream it on the laptop! Gonna be a late night


Game will be wrapping up just in time for breakfast for you.
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Prosperdick said:

So Dick Justice said on MLB Radio that if the series has to go back to Houston, he is hearing that Cole will go on short rest in game 6 and that the bullpen game would be game 7. He said Cole demanded the ball for game 6.

I sure hope Dick heard wrong...lets hope Justin renders the question moot and one of the most obnoxious fan bases in America gets to watch the Stros celebrate in their over-priced stadium.




Cole going on short rest seems monumentally dumb...in my opinion anyway....but not my job to manage. I imagine AJ has a good feel of the situation though I presumed he had a good feel when JV went short against the Rays.