***** Official Houston Astros 2019 Season Thread *****

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Mr.Bond said:

AggiEE said:

Mr.Bond said:

n_touch said:

bearkatag15 said:

Cromagnum said:

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suburban cowboy said:

But I Girl that flashed Cole

http://instagr.am/p/B1HcYaUA9QO


My god....


I dont think it is. I didnt see a tattoo on the tv and those cans weren't that big anyways
Its her




I would be more concerned about the FCC coming after her than if she can attend another baseball game.



What specific business did she promote???? Porn?


Her instagram business

No way to really enforce the ban, though

I hope that this will cause copy cats in the future



It's not like she had "follow me @juilarose" written on her tits or anything..... Trust me I looked very closely


She could have admitted something to them while detained. If that actually happened.
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PhatMack19 said:

AggiEE said:

Mr.Bond said:

AggiEE said:

Mr.Bond said:

n_touch said:

bearkatag15 said:

Cromagnum said:

MrAbyss said:

suburban cowboy said:

Girl that flashed Cole

http://instagr.am/p/B1HcYaUA9QO


My god....


I dont think it is. I didnt see a tattoo on the tv and those cans weren't that big anyways
Its her




I would be more concerned about the FCC coming after her than if she can attend another baseball game.



What specific business did she promote???? Porn?


Her instagram business

No way to really enforce the ban, though

I hope that this will cause copy cats in the future



It's not like she had "follow me @juilarose" written on her tits or anything..... Trust me I looked very closely


Word got out and it went viral

Judging by her shagmag side hustle and patreon subs she's probably pulling in more money being a thot than some of our everyday players on the Astros

That Patreon thing said she has 8,292 subscribers at $15 a month. She makes $125k a month showing her tits


There are so many places to look at free tits

Including live and in person for a $15 cover
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Never underestimate Japanese perverts
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bearkatag15 said:

Cromagnum said:

MrAbyss said:

suburban cowboy said:

Girl that flashed Cole

http://instagr.am/p/B1HcYaUA9QO


My god....


I dont think it is. I didnt see a tattoo on the tv and those cans weren't that big anyways
Its her




I'm sure they had that letter all typed up and ready to hand her in 2 hours. Also pretty sure that stadiums can ban you and not the whole league. What do I know though? I appreciate the cans at the game and the cans all over her Instagram page all the same.
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Please dont get this thread nuked.
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All the mlb network and Fox guys are saying Strasburg wins game 6.
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LOL. They mad.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2019/10/28/the-astros-are-playing-the-cruelest-of-nationals-spoilers/amp/
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Love this quote though:

Quote:

So the team and the fan base conjured the Rocky spirit. Unheralded Astros rookie Jose Urquidy had thrown five winning shutout innings in Game 4. Why not Ross in Game 5?

The Astros, that's why. This is an organization bad at writing press releases, but great at baseball. They lost twice in Houston to open this series, but their waves of talent are matched by unrelenting confidence.
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all those #metoo soldiers that were itching to smear the astros....you just had bare naked boobies on live television for little cadeyn and hayleign to see. how will they explain this atrocity while maintaining an ounce of dignity?
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Walt Luddiger said:

all those #metoo soldiers that were itching to smear the astros....you just had bare naked boobies on live television for little cadeyn and hayleign to see. how will they explain this atrocity while maintaining an ounce of dignity?


Those boobs were a sign of feminist freedom unshackled from the rules governed by patriarchal society
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84.9% to win the series according to Fangraphs

81% to win according to fivethirtyeight.com
Fightin' Texas Aggie and Sam Houston State Bearkat
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Walt Luddiger said:

all those #metoo soldiers that were itching to smear the astros....you just had bare naked boobies on live television for little cadeyn and hayleign to see. how will they explain this atrocity while maintaining an ounce of dignity?

Shocking that the confusing part for you seems to be female consent.
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expresswrittenconsent said:

Walt Luddiger said:

all those #metoo soldiers that were itching to smear the astros....you just had bare naked boobies on live television for little cadeyn and hayleign to see. how will they explain this atrocity while maintaining an ounce of dignity?

Shocking that the confusing part for you seems to be female consent.


Username checks out
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expresswrittenconsent said:

Walt Luddiger said:

all those #metoo soldiers that were itching to smear the astros....you just had bare naked boobies on live television for little cadeyn and hayleign to see. how will they explain this atrocity while maintaining an ounce of dignity?

Shocking that the confusing part for you seems to be female consent.

Yes means yes
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CoachRTM said:

Everyone needs to chill. Remember when Osuna intentionally gave up the tying HR to Lemahieu just to give the Yankees fans a little hope before we stomped it out in heartbreaking fashion? Same deal here.

Greinke is going to "earn" his trade in Game 3. Shutout win. Osuna "accidentally" gets one up and in on Soto.

Tucker is going to get a start and hit a Grand Slam in Game 4. AggieEE will be insufferable for an entire offseason.

Cole and Verlander back to Cy Young status in games 5 and 6.

We may not even need a Game 7.



I actually wasn't that far off with this post after Game 2.

Greinke didn't pitch a shutout, but he was close.

Tucker didn't hit a grand slam, but he came up to the plate with bases loaded.

Cole back to Cy Young.

Very confident in Verlander having a strong outing on Tuesday.
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I'm going to deservedly get some **** for this.....

My wife and I had season tickets to a musical at the Hobby Center last night, and decided to go to the performance and then record the Astros game to watch later.

Sitting in the crowd before the show, there was a sudden murmur, then a bunch of excitement. Word quickly got through the audience that Alvarez had hit a two run homerun.

Someone got the "Lets go, Astros" clap,clap-clap,clap,clap chant going and the whole crowd joined in and it was LOUD. I'm sure the Northeastern based broadway crew was wondering what the hell was going on - I like to pretend there was at least one Nationals fan in the group that had to go out there and sing and dance while pissed off at the crowd.

TLDR : Even the people who go to broadway shows during World Series games are a little Astros crazy right now.
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I got tickets for game 6, but now I'm really worried that it's an obstructed view. I'll be in section 423, row 17. Is there anything I can do if my view is obstructed by a beam? It wasn't disclosed that this was an obstructed view.
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Just find a better standing spot
third coast..
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I was in section 423 for the ALCS I cant imagine there is a beam obstructing anything there. Why would you be worried all of the sudden?
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If it is it'll be disclosed on the ticket
willie wonka
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I'll buy them from you. But I want a discount since they're obstructed view and all.
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third coast.. said:

I was in section 423 for the ALCS I cant imagine there is a beam obstructing anything there. Why would you be worried all of the sudden?
What row were you in? It looks like there is a beam literally in the middle of the section:

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Get there early early early and get a table at Torchys
third coast..
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Row 5 or something and I cant believe I have never noticed those beams in all the times I've been to the juicebox
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Me neither. I bought the tickets without even thinking about there possibly being a beam in the way. I was horrified when I saw that.
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Again...Check the ticket. If it's obstructed view it'll be noted on the ticket.

If it's not on the ticket you should be good.
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Morning twitter tidbits.






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AggiEE said:

Walt Luddiger said:

all those #metoo soldiers that were itching to smear the astros....you just had bare naked boobies on live television for little cadeyn and hayleign to see. how will they explain this atrocity while maintaining an ounce of dignity?


Those boobs were a sign of feminist freedom unshackled from the rules governed by patriarchal society
And then re-shackled by MLB with lifetime bans. Where is the outcry! Where is the call for more topless women in baseball
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The beam in section 423 is row 15 seat 16ish.

So if you are row 17 seat 16 it is probably obstructed some
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Bobby Jimbo said:

I got tickets for game 6, but now I'm really worried that it's an obstructed view. I'll be in section 423, row 17. Is there anything I can do if my view is obstructed by a beam? It wasn't disclosed that this was an obstructed view.


Let me just say that I'll gladly take them off your hands if you don't want to risk it...
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https://www.rateyourseats.com/mobile/sections/minute-maid-park-mlb/423
iBrad
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Obstructed view or watching on TV?
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The hate CJ Nitkowski has for the Astros is really something. MLB Radio on SiriusXM is very entertaining. Such a baby. No credit. The umps stole the series. They are evil because of Taubmann.