***** Official Houston Astros 2019 Season Thread *****

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Texas A&M
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wangus12 said:

Pretty sure there is no way that gets enforced at some random game in July if her name doesn't pay for the tickets
This. She can buy any ticket through stubhub and get in..... especially in parks in other cities.
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For what?
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Im betting that she was held in the park for a while after it happened. Police would have been involved as well. Not hard for them to get her a letter before kicking her out.
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cisgenderedAggie
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While she spent two hours posting about it on Twitter?
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n_touch said:

Im betting that she was held in the park for a while after it happened. Police would have been involved as well. Not hard for them to get her a letter before kicking her out.


Especially when letters like that are saved format letters, they just have to fill in a few of the dummy copy spots.
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wangus12 said:

Pretty sure there is no way that gets enforced at some random game in July if her name doesn't pay for the tickets

Yeah I was thinking the same. I don't think I've ever shown ID to get into a game.
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Baseball-Junkie said:

I am sad to say it, but this series is over, and I wouldn't be shocked if we got swept. They hit the ball. They've shown they can hit our two aces and will probably destroy Greinke and whoever else we throw out there. It sucks.

Bump?
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W said:

did the Rockets win both of their championships in Houston (at the Summit)?

Yes. Game 7 as the series favorite against the Knicks and Game 4 as the underdog against the Magic.
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n_touch said:

bearkatag15 said:

Cromagnum said:

MrAbyss said:

suburban cowboy said:

Girl that flashed Cole

http://instagr.am/p/B1HcYaUA9QO


My god....


I dont think it is. I didnt see a tattoo on the tv and those cans weren't that big anyways
Its her




I would be more concerned about the FCC coming after her than if she can attend another baseball game.



What specific business did she promote???? Porn?
I'm looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. I'm just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


H-Town 2017 WS Champions
Diggity
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Since they were her most identifiable features, MLB is going to require women to flash the gate attendants from now on.
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Guys...her Instagram is glorious..
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Judging from her Twitter,getting kicked out of public places for being a **** seems to be her shtick
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MrAbyss said:

Guys...her Instagram is glorious..



http://instagr.am/p/Bz8u76gAgFo


Sweet oogily moogily
I'm looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. I'm just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


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Diggity said:

Judging from her Twitter,getting kicked out of public places for being a **** seems to be her shtick



OK. Still not sure how that's specifically "promoting a business"
I'm looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. I'm just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


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Mr.Bond said:

n_touch said:

bearkatag15 said:

Cromagnum said:

MrAbyss said:

suburban cowboy said:

Girl that flashed Cole

http://instagr.am/p/B1HcYaUA9QO


My god....


I dont think it is. I didnt see a tattoo on the tv and those cans weren't that big anyways
Its her




I would be more concerned about the FCC coming after her than if she can attend another baseball game.



What specific business did she promote???? Porn?


Her instagram business

No way to really enforce the ban, though

I hope that this will cause copy cats in the future
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AggiEE said:

Mr.Bond said:

n_touch said:

bearkatag15 said:

Cromagnum said:

MrAbyss said:

suburban cowboy said:

Girl that flashed Cole

http://instagr.am/p/B1HcYaUA9QO


My god....


I dont think it is. I didnt see a tattoo on the tv and those cans weren't that big anyways
Its her




I would be more concerned about the FCC coming after her than if she can attend another baseball game.



What specific business did she promote???? Porn?


Her instagram business

No way to really enforce the ban, though

I hope that this will cause copy cats in the future



It's not like she had "follow me @juilarose" written on her tits or anything..... Trust me I looked very closely
I'm looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. I'm just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


H-Town 2017 WS Champions
Diggity
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I don't know if the letter is real or not, but a social media strategy of doing something super high profile, then immediately taking credit for it on social media accounts that plug your silly crap, would not be that crazy.

It's like ISIS, but with porn
Body By Fisher
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You might want to edit that out before a mod takes a closer look at the candy.
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Mr.Bond said:

n_touch said:

bearkatag15 said:

Cromagnum said:

MrAbyss said:

suburban cowboy said:

Girl that flashed Cole

http://instagr.am/p/B1HcYaUA9QO




My god....


I dont think it is. I didnt see a tattoo on the tv and those cans weren't that big anyways
Its her




I would be more concerned about the FCC coming after her than if she can attend another baseball game.



What specific business did she promote???? Porn?



I guess. It says she is the CEO of Shagmag, whatever that is. Granted softcore is for peasants
Nino Brown
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Just glad we won the tiddy game. Those are nice.
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Mr.Bond said:

AggiEE said:

Mr.Bond said:

n_touch said:

bearkatag15 said:

Cromagnum said:

MrAbyss said:

suburban cowboy said:

Girl that flashed Cole

http://instagr.am/p/B1HcYaUA9QO


My god....


I dont think it is. I didnt see a tattoo on the tv and those cans weren't that big anyways
Its her




I would be more concerned about the FCC coming after her than if she can attend another baseball game.



What specific business did she promote???? Porn?


Her instagram business

No way to really enforce the ban, though

I hope that this will cause copy cats in the future



It's not like she had "follow me @juilarose" written on her tits or anything..... Trust me I looked very closely


Word got out and it went viral

Judging by her shagmag side hustle and patreon subs she's probably pulling in more money being a thot than some of our everyday players on the Astros
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Diggity said:

I don't know if the letter is real or not, but a social media strategy of doing something super high profile, then immediately taking credit for it on social media accounts that plug your silly crap, would not be that crazy.

It's like ISIS, but with porn
But we don't want her to blow herself up like Baghdadi.
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AggiEE said:

Mr.Bond said:

AggiEE said:

Mr.Bond said:

n_touch said:

bearkatag15 said:

Cromagnum said:

MrAbyss said:

suburban cowboy said:

Girl that flashed Cole

http://instagr.am/p/B1HcYaUA9QO


My god....


I dont think it is. I didnt see a tattoo on the tv and those cans weren't that big anyways
Its her




I would be more concerned about the FCC coming after her than if she can attend another baseball game.



What specific business did she promote???? Porn?


Her instagram business

No way to really enforce the ban, though

I hope that this will cause copy cats in the future



It's not like she had "follow me @juilarose" written on her tits or anything..... Trust me I looked very closely


Word got out and it went viral

Judging by her shagmag side hustle and patreon subs she's probably pulling in more money being a thot than some of our everyday players on the Astros


Id say it worked. None of us knew who she is yet here we are sharing her Instagram
cisgenderedAggie
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Check the 2 year progression of her instagram posts. She'll be doing hardcore in 1 year or less

Still not ruling out her just taking credit for it after seeing it.
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Reminds me of a guy in high school that exposed himself on a ride at Epcot in Disney World and was banned for life. Can you imagine having to tell your kids you can't take them to Disney World because you...
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Could have been worse...imagine getting caught on "It's a Small World"
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MAT said:

Reminds me of a guy in high school that exposed himself on a ride at Epcot in Disney World and was banned for life. Can you imagine having to tell your kids you can't take them to Disney World because you...


But how do they know it's you?
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Texas A&M said:

I was feeling sorry for their fans until they booed the President.

They were booing him at Minute Maid also, unless that was the TV audio being piped in.
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Gramercy Riffs said:

W said:

did the Rockets win both of their championships in Houston (at the Summit)?

Yes. Game 7 as the series favorite against the Knicks and Game 4 as the underdog against the Magic.
Nick Anderson just missed 4 more free throws.
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agsquirrel97 said:

Bregxit said:

Farmer1906 said:

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Farmer1906 said:

So we Most likely saw our last pitch from Cole in an Astro uni.
We just take 3 on the road from the Nats after being down 0-2 and that's where your thoughts lead you? Enjoy the win and hopefully enjoy Cole celebrating with his team mates hoisting the trophy either Tuesday or Wednesday night.


Just because I comment on something that isn't fun doesn't mean I'm not enjoying it. Just pointing it out.


Offseason thread amigo. Will be just as pertinent then. Save it for later.
What are the ground rules of what we can and can not discuss during off days? The potential final pitch for the good guys by a future hall of famer seems "in bounds" to me.

Much respect for Farmer, Bregxit and Nuke all of y'all are solid lifelong fans, but I am with Farmer on this one, nothing wrong with mentioning a huge moment for a guy who just struck out 48 batters in the post season.


It is entirely within reasonableness that AJ has to call on Cole in a game 7.
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Mr.Bond said:

Diggity said:

Judging from her Twitter,getting kicked out of public places for being a **** seems to be her shtick



OK. Still not sure how that's specifically "promoting a business"
oh you sweet summer child.
annie88
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You really can't ban anybody for life from a stadium unless you're famous. Someone else just buys the tickets they'll never notice.
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AggiEE said:

Mr.Bond said:

AggiEE said:

Mr.Bond said:

n_touch said:

bearkatag15 said:

Cromagnum said:

MrAbyss said:

suburban cowboy said:

Girl that flashed Cole

http://instagr.am/p/B1HcYaUA9QO


My god....


I dont think it is. I didnt see a tattoo on the tv and those cans weren't that big anyways
Its her




I would be more concerned about the FCC coming after her than if she can attend another baseball game.



What specific business did she promote???? Porn?


Her instagram business

No way to really enforce the ban, though

I hope that this will cause copy cats in the future



It's not like she had "follow me @juilarose" written on her tits or anything..... Trust me I looked very closely


Word got out and it went viral

Judging by her shagmag side hustle and patreon subs she's probably pulling in more money being a thot than some of our everyday players on the Astros

That Patreon thing said she has 8,292 subscribers at $15 a month. She makes $125k a month showing her tits
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Nats dropped 6 in the 7th inning in game 2. Then we went on to hold them to 3 in the next 3 games. Baseball is so nutty.