AustinCountyAg said:
Soooo is everyone still pissed and mad at the astros organization for getting Osuna?
Let's stroll down memory lane and remember some of my recent complaints about the roster...
- Sipp- why bring him back, yay Liriano means Tony is gone, hey he wasn't too bad after all.
- Beltran- dude is washed up, can we hire him to replace Hinch?
- Keuchel- shut your mouth, why didn't we resign him, bum, sign him for one year, big loss, entitled bum.
- Diaz- former all star and will replace Marwin, he's a bum... this one is an incomplete at the moment.
- Chirinos- he's no JTR, who is this Ranger wash up, great acquisition, JTR who???
- Marwin- he sucks in April, can't afford him, he was the glue, got Ted, hitting a buck seventy up north.
- Springer- he's 5-70 and Hinch won't sit his butt, my God what a talent, shorten your swing, Dinger!
- Miley- retread, ok that wasn't a disaster, he's an automatic 3 runs surrendered, better than Keuchel.
- Reddick- should have traded high, can't hit anything, all these weddings ruined our players, Spidey!
- Correa- will be the best shortstop ever, made of glass, why isn't he playing third, out with a hangnail, stud!
- White- no positives, if you want to look like John Kruk you better be able to hit like John Kruk
Haha, the irrational mental journeys of a fan living in the moment. It takes a certain dispassionate temperament to be a great baseball mind like Jeff Luhnow. God bless him. If I were in his shoes we'd have to rename the team to the Houston Knee-Jerks.