***** Official Houston Astros 2019 Season Thread *****

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aTm2004 said:

jetch17 said:

this upstanding actress is from houston and can literally circus-TOFA, but with the folks that think Kate is porn, you may not want to delve further


So, uhh...who is she?
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I had no idea she was from the H
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Ag_07 said:

I had no idea she was from the H
I thought she was French or German or something...
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Ag_07 said:

I had no idea she was from the H
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jetch17 said:

Ava Addams ...i highly suggest not researching further at work.
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Winning attitude all around, gents!
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Forgiven_Ag said:

bearkatag15 said:

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Is this secretly your wife or something? you are trying really hard to make this happen


Ugh. The tired, "you're trying to hard". Alright y'all keep running Kate out there why we get smoked another 2 games.
You realize Kate or any other half naked woman posted on this thread has absolutely nothing to do with the outcome of the game right? It fun and all to have a reason to post it all night long but it really is pointless and just clutters up the thread from actual baseball talk/commentary from the game.

Also posting it 10 hours before the game definitely does zero.


Good Lord man. It's a joke. Yes, I know it has zero to do with the actual game. We are all tense about the game so I am trying to lighten it up a little. Would say go back to your Tyler White schtick, but that would be cluttering up the thread.
Fightin' Texas Aggie and Sam Houston State Bearkat
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jetch17 said:

Ag_07 said:

I had no idea she was from the H

not bad for 40, but if those thighs get any fatter its going to effect her flexibility.
What do you boys want for breakfast BBQ ?.....OK Chili.
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You are good man! I am just a little on edge because of the game and am snappy!
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jetch17 said:

Ava Addams ...i highly suggest not researching further at work.
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That sound you heard earlier was everyone switching to incognito mode on their phones.
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Water Turkey07 said:

That sound you heard earlier was everyone switching to incognito mode on their phones.
And disconnecting from the office's WiFi.
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Pilot on our flight OKC to IAH just said on the speaker "Good luck tonight to the American League Champion Houston Astros in game 3 of the World Series." Lots of clapping. Let's go!!!
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This may or may not have happened.
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We gonna win tonight!

Then, we gonna break their hearts!
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Beat40 said:

We gonna win tonight!

Then, we gonna break their hearts!
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The comeback starts tonight.
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MAROON said:

jetch17 said:

Ag_07 said:

I had no idea she was from the H

not bad for 40, but if those thighs get any fatter its going to effect her flexibility.
Thick thighs save lives, my friend (big boobs improve moods, too).

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My nerves are out of control today.
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I'd really love to see a 2017 Game 7 start. Put up 4 or 5 runs in the 1st inning. Would be huge.
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Beat40 said:

I'd really love to see a 2017 Game 7 start. Put up 4 or 5 runs in the 1st inning. Would be huge.


Two runs is certainly not enough
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Fightin' Texas Aggie and Sam Houston State Bearkat
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bearkatag15 said:


Can you imagine the backlash if we signed him and had both Osuna and Chapman on our team?
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That's why those reporters are hypocrites
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Ava's son and my son played baseball together. Sat next to her in the stands at the spring branch memorial fields.
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El Duke said:

Ava's son and my son played baseball together. Sat next to her in the stands at the spring branch memorial fields.
And...?
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Probably got a contact STD.
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El Duke said:

Ava's son and my son played baseball together. Sat next to her in the stands at the spring branch memorial fields.
Is there a Paul Harvey rest of the story, or was that it?

If that was it, then it feels a lot like our World Series up to this point, a lot of build up and no delivery. If we are gonna turn this thing around tonight, you gotta deliver. Not for me, but for the team.
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....and the dads group text message chain was incredible.

Wore slightly normal mom workout clothes to games, super nice. We had no idea for first few games.



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He's going to get 3-4 years at 18 per. Whoever signs him is going to regret it just like the Rockies with Wade Davis (3yr 52M) & Cubs with Craig Kimbrel (3yr 43M).
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Farmer1906 said:

Whoever signs him is going to regret it just like the Rockies with Wade Davis (3yr 52M) & Cubs with Craig Kimbrel (3yr 43M).

That's why I hope it's the Jankees
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I would like it to be known Keeper of The Spirits is the MVP from last night for powering us through such terrible conversation.

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Posting because the clip is funny.

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TAKE IT BACK MOTHF*CKERS!!!!!