***** Official Houston Astros 2019 Season Thread *****

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cap-n-jack
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He has been down in the zone all night
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gambochaman said:

The day yordan comes out of his slump and he has nobody on base to drive in good grief


Exactly!!
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Fonzie Scheme said:

Don't do it. You'll be on the short list of dying from "titty concussion".


The downside?
Nuke LaLoosh
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Cole has had an uncanny ability to get down in the count while never coming close to the zone, then start piping em in the zone like it's nothing.
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We'll file that away Joe, you ignorant ****
Fonzie Scheme
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You're dead, dumbass.
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2 runs 1st inning only - come on bats !!
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Diggity said:

We'll file that away Joe, you ignorant ****


He is so bad. It's unbelievable
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Now or never boys
I'm looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. I'm just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


H-Town 2017 WS Champions
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Time for the top of the lineup to do it here.
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Diggity said:

We'll file that away Joe, you ignorant ****
God he gets under my skin soooooo bad
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Let's go, Offense!

I'd like to see a semblance of a big inning. At least string some hits together!
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Fonzie Scheme said:

You're dead, dumbass.


Everyone dies. Getting killed by a titty would be a good way to go out.
Nuke LaLoosh
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ZERO CHANCE we score 3 runs here.

ZERO.
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Fonzie Scheme said:

You're dead, dumbass.


Death by snu-snu. On my short list of acceptable ends.
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Bregxit said:

Fonzie Scheme said:

You're dead, dumbass.


Everyone dies. Getting killed by a titty would be a good way to go out.


I told my wife if she wants to off me then that's how I'd choose to go!!!
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cap-n-jack said:




This isn't where I parked my car.
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"God Bless America" was 383 times better than the national anthem. Time for some runs.
Fonzie Scheme
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Leave a happy corpse. I was looking to the future but the future looks like *****

Gimme them tittays!
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Marvin said:

Where has our offense gone? Anybody have any ideas? Every damn pitcher is Cy Young. We get an occasional home run, and hope to God that someone is on first base, otherwise we flail at any pitch near the zone and freeze up on grooved pitches. If they do make solid contact, it better go out of the park, otherwise it will find a fielder guaranteed.

Never have I seen anything like this for 12 straight games. Damnation this sucks wind right now.


You obviously never watched the Stros of old. Bags, Biggio and Caminiti couldn't hit for sh## in the postseason.
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I thought Gus Johnson was signed by Fox a few years ago to replace Joe Buck as the number one. All it did was remove Gus from March Madness....terrible move!
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Top of the order must get at least 1 run
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Who's the chick berlander married?
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Nuke LaLoosh said:

ZERO CHANCE we score 3 runs here.

ZERO.


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Nuke LaLoosh said:

ZERO CHANCE we score 3 runs here.

ZERO.


Monica
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Time to start drinking! Bourbon it is!

Starting a drinking rally!
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Nuke LaLoosh said:

There's no way... NO CHANCE... that we come back from 3 runs down.

No chance AT ALL.
True...
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Maybe that moron Springer will keep his balance and hit the pitch where it's thrown, rather than tring to hit everything out of the park.
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We need some slump busters.
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Looking back, the blown catcher's interference really ****ed us.