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Thumbed my way
From DC back to Houston
I found out those bright lights
Ain't where I belong
From a cab stand in the rain
I called to tell him
I've had a change of dreams
I'm coming home
Dora the explorer
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Since her girl did not get elected... wonder if she'll have completed her grieving and be able to come into work this week or if she'll request a leave of absence to go back into counseling.
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taba82 said:
Since her girl did not get elected... wonder if she'll have completed her grieving and be able to come into work this week or if she'll request a leave of absence to go back into counseling.
Rumor has it, she heading to Columbia for some mental health treatment. Doubtful her soy boy husband is any help.
The voices in my head are fighting, one of my imaginary friends is running with scissors and 2 of my personalities have escaped.
I enjoy nightmares, when I wake up, they leave deeply valuing my reality.
I enjoy nightmares, when I wake up, they leave deeply valuing my reality.
Zeke1995 said:Vertically or horizontally?Marvin_Zindler said:concac said:
You think she cornrowed her pubes?
Dear Lord.
she's not asian, so, probably vertical
sts7049 said:Zeke1995 said:Vertically or horizontally?Marvin_Zindler said:concac said:
You think she cornrowed her pubes?
Dear Lord.
she's not asian, so, probably vertical
Oh my. Well done sir.
sts7049 said:Zeke1995 said:Vertically or horizontally?Marvin_Zindler said:concac said:
You think she cornrowed her pubes?
Dear Lord.
she's not asian, so, probably vertical
She's now "legally" married...? Doesn't he look ecstatic?!
I didn't know Kim Ogg was a singer.Stat Monitor Repairman said:Quote:
Thumbed my way
From DC back to Houston
I found out those bright lights
Ain't where I belong
From a cab stand in the rain
I called to tell him
I've had a change of dreams
I'm coming home
That dude definitely got pegged on his wedding night. Congrats to him.StillNotAnAggie said:
She's now "legally" married...? Doesn't he look ecstatic?!
Dude has delusions of grandeur with that neck size on his shirt.
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You can't expect Al's Formalware to have a tux shirt with a neckhole that small.
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Sea Speed said:
Dude has delusions of grandeur with that neck size on his shirt.
He was bragging about being 6"
Everything about that tux looks oversized. Look at the coat sleeves for example.
I guess when you spend all your money on mental health treatments you have to buy off the rack.
I guess when you spend all your money on mental health treatments you have to buy off the rack.
Buy? You think he owns a tux?
I think i see a big ole cold sore on that bottom lip too
Man, tailored suits looks great!
RO519 said:
Man, tailored suits looks great!
Did he borrow that from Dora's boyfriend?
And the purse, really? Come on dude.
Yeah I do. I figure he will tag along to various events with her where he will need a tux. Easier to buy once then rent every time.
That's not even a tux. It's a charcoal gray suit with tuxedo shirt and bow tie.Cibalo said:
Everything about that tux looks oversized. Look at the coat sleeves for example.
I guess when you spend all your money on mental health treatments you have to buy off the rack.
I legitimately have never seen a piece of clothing fit more poorly. My God that is absolutely terrible.
What is behind her and off to the side??
Best man is offensive so they went with king ***g0t.bigjag19 said:
What is behind her and off to the side??
is his nickname Low T
I'm just surprised she isn't carrying him.
🤍📃🤍We had our “paper wedding” at the historic River Oaks Garden Club. Our friend Judge Mike Engelhart was the officiant and signed our marriage license. That means we are technically legally married in Texas (!). It was a very small thing—just friends, no vows, no rings. We… pic.twitter.com/N8jqWEIZYB
— Lina Hidalgo (@LinaHidalgoTX) November 20, 2024
Bondag said:
I'm just surprised she isn't carrying him.🤍📃🤍We had our “paper wedding” at the historic River Oaks Garden Club. Our friend Judge Mike Engelhart was the officiant and signed our marriage license. That means we are technically legally married in Texas (!). It was a very small thing—just friends, no vows, no rings. We… pic.twitter.com/N8jqWEIZYB
— Lina Hidalgo (@LinaHidalgoTX) November 20, 2024
I got married by a JP and there were some simple vows required by the state...... not sure if this truly is legal or not.
Just having a friend sign the paper....
Nothing shouts "commitment" like "no vows"
That dude is the definition of "pencil necked geek".
Did he get to watch from a chair in the corner or did he have to go in the closet and close the door?
Did he get to watch from a chair in the corner or did he have to go in the closet and close the door?
What the hell is all that in the fourth picture
Maybe she has the two chicks as GFs and he has the dude with the crown as a BF? Or the chick on the far right is just a beard and not involved as her boo is waiting off camera?BQ_90 said:
What the hell is all that in the fourth picture
David Byrne says it fits perfectly.
looks like this guy shrunk while wearing the suitRO519 said:
Man, tailored suits looks great!
my guess is he had to have the suit back to the mortician by 8 AM next dayFlashdiaz said:looks like this guy shrunk while wearing the suitRO519 said:
Man, tailored suits looks great!
I'm trying to think how this could even be a marriage without vows.Biz Ag said:
Nothing shouts "commitment" like "no vows"
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