Dora was sitting on the stage behind Kamala at the Beyonce rally last night.
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schmellba99 said:Harris County is about to go through what Detroit went through - they are going to start seeing a decline in population as people begin to relocate to other areas that aren't as crappy on crime and aren't quite as bad at raping you on taxes.AlaskanAg99 said:
And Ellis just said it, if we get hit by a disaster next year, they'll raise taxes another 8%.
It's never enough and Ramsey stated thr additional revenue will be used not for storm mediation. But for general funding.
Government is a blight upon us all.
Not trying to be a Johnson here. But this is a lazy take.
Detroit is a defining rust belt town that has unfortunately seen its best days. Structural industry decline. I am no expert on their local government policies but you are wrong.
The happy couple is officially married
David and I got our Harris County Marriage License today! ✨✨We went to the County Clerk’s office where the licenses are granted and were lucky that County Clerk Teneshia Hudspeth joined us for our big moment! 💖💝💞 Thank you Clerk Hudspeth for taking time out of your VERY busy… pic.twitter.com/z2WV8i0Nwt
— Lina Hidalgo (@LinaHidalgoTX) October 31, 2024
Jack Klompus said:
The happy couple is officially marriedDavid and I got our Harris County Marriage License today! ✨✨We went to the County Clerk’s office where the licenses are granted and were lucky that County Clerk Teneshia Hudspeth joined us for our big moment! 💖💝💞 Thank you Clerk Hudspeth for taking time out of your VERY busy… pic.twitter.com/z2WV8i0Nwt
— Lina Hidalgo (@LinaHidalgoTX) October 31, 2024
It blows my mind that a woman would share the fact she is so unpopular she had to get married by a court official. No way this marriage is legit.
Shotgun wedding but it's because he was forced to marry her instead of his boyfriend
The lawsuit against Lina must be about to drop. Luckily her lawyer is now her husband.
texagbeliever said:
The lawsuit against Lina must be about to drop. Luckily her lawyer is now her husband.
You can't convict a married couple of the same crime.
Not pictured: their bull.
Did the ******* watch a surrogate raw dog her on the wedding night?
Uhhhh....What? Married couples get convicted of the same crime all the time.bigjag19 said:texagbeliever said:
The lawsuit against Lina must be about to drop. Luckily her lawyer is now her husband.
You can't convict a married couple of the same crime.
You can't force spouses to testify due to marital privilege though if that's what you're thinking.
Sure looks like a nerd.
Gaeilge said:Uhhhh....What? Married couples get convicted of the same crime all the time.bigjag19 said:texagbeliever said:
The lawsuit against Lina must be about to drop. Luckily her lawyer is now her husband.
You can't convict a married couple of the same crime.
You can't force spouses to testify due to marital privilege though if that's what you're thinking.
I have the worst ****ing attorneys.
I understand and appreciate your Arrested development references
is he pregnantSea Speed said:
Shotgun wedding but it's because he was forced to marry her instead of his boyfriend
I think that was just a photo op to get a license. Isn't there a waiting period after that to get married in Harris County?texagbeliever said:Jack Klompus said:
The happy couple is officially marriedDavid and I got our Harris County Marriage License today! ✨✨We went to the County Clerk’s office where the licenses are granted and were lucky that County Clerk Teneshia Hudspeth joined us for our big moment! 💖💝💞 Thank you Clerk Hudspeth for taking time out of your VERY busy… pic.twitter.com/z2WV8i0Nwt
— Lina Hidalgo (@LinaHidalgoTX) October 31, 2024
It blows my mind that a woman would share the fact she is so unpopular she had to get married by a court official. No way this marriage is legit.
Yes. IIRC, there's a 48 hour waiting period. Meant to make dumbasses rethink dumbass decisions.Bondag said:I think that was just a photo op to get a license. Isn't there a waiting period after that to get married in Harris County?texagbeliever said:Jack Klompus said:
The happy couple is officially marriedDavid and I got our Harris County Marriage License today! ✨✨We went to the County Clerk’s office where the licenses are granted and were lucky that County Clerk Teneshia Hudspeth joined us for our big moment! 💖💝💞 Thank you Clerk Hudspeth for taking time out of your VERY busy… pic.twitter.com/z2WV8i0Nwt
— Lina Hidalgo (@LinaHidalgoTX) October 31, 2024
It blows my mind that a woman would share the fact she is so unpopular she had to get married by a court official. No way this marriage is legit.
CDUB98 said:Yes. IIRC, there's a 48 hour waiting period. Meant to make dumbasses rethink dumbass decisions.Bondag said:I think that was just a photo op to get a license. Isn't there a waiting period after that to get married in Harris County?texagbeliever said:Jack Klompus said:
The happy couple is officially marriedDavid and I got our Harris County Marriage License today! ✨✨We went to the County Clerk’s office where the licenses are granted and were lucky that County Clerk Teneshia Hudspeth joined us for our big moment! 💖💝💞 Thank you Clerk Hudspeth for taking time out of your VERY busy… pic.twitter.com/z2WV8i0Nwt
— Lina Hidalgo (@LinaHidalgoTX) October 31, 2024
Yes this is just getting the license
You still have to wait and then have the ceremony and have the document signed by the officiator.
It blows my mind that a woman would share the fact she is so unpopular she had to get married by a court official. No way this marriage is legit.
Raise your hand if you are here against your will.
Always the most goodest
This is how I picture that dude's sex life...
Gaeilge said:
This is how I picture that dude's sex life...
Bet the farm she has a bush
Guess we'd have to ask the boyfriend since her husband hasn't seen it.WestHoustonAg79 said:Gaeilge said:
This is how I picture that dude's sex life...
Bet the farm she has a bush
Gaeilge said:Guess we'd have to ask the boyfriend since her husband hasn't seen it.WestHoustonAg79 said:Gaeilge said:
This is how I picture that dude's sex life...
Bet the farm she has a bush
I thought we decided they were beards for each other, no?
Why does a D politician need a beard? Figured they would actively work to be any protected class they could.
WestHoustonAg79 said:Gaeilge said:
This is how I picture that dude's sex life...
Bet the farm she has a bush
ORALE!!
WestHoustonAg79 said:Gaeilge said:
This is how I picture that dude's sex life...
Bet the farm she has a bush
Pretty sure this has been discussed ad-nauseum with distinct conversations on front bush, hairy starfish, and chesticles.
You think she cornrowed her pubes?
That suit fits like a Randall's paper bag
Black wedding ring, of course.
concac said:
You think she cornrowed her pubes?
concac said:
You think she cornrowed her pubes?
concac said:
You think she cornrowed her pubes?
I made this joke on a previous thread. Blue star thief!
concac said:
You think she cornrowed her pubes?
Dear Lord.
Scruffy said:WestHoustonAg79 said:Gaeilge said:
This is how I picture that dude's sex life...
Bet the farm she has a bush
Pretty sure this has been discussed ad-nauseum with distinct conversations on front bush, hairy starfish, and chesticles.
Vertically or horizontally?Marvin_Zindler said:concac said:
You think she cornrowed her pubes?
Dear Lord.