So, at 1 the child has to be able to run a marathon? (and look good for the cameral while doing it?)

Ok - I get it now.

Can I buy him this, emgee?

Some of you redefine the phrase "looking for the needle in the hay stack"! Did the word "alternative" (pose) cross your minds? Anyway I was just looking for fresh ideas not trying to add more gas to the fire and get a headache by trying to explain myself over and over again. This being said, have a nice day!

If you weren't trying to add "gas to the fire," then WHY would you come back to THIS thread (where you've practically been beaten to a bloody pulp for being an idiot) and ask for advice!?

There has GOT to be a connection missing in your brain somewhere. Good Lord.

God you're such an a**h***! If you don't want to read my posts then do me a favor and go find contractors or something. This thread is OPEN to ANYONE...Plus i was referring to the calling me names/got to explain myself fire because some can't actually understand what I’m posting.

You seem like such a nice person. I'm sure there will be lots of people willing to help you.

Wow.

This thread is such a trainwreck. I can't can't read it.

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Me and my coworkers are in tears at this point...

Staff - if we all vote on it, can we limit doglover to permanant rookie status? I'm sure we'd all be just as happy if she only had 5 posts a day... Then someone can egg her into using them and we can be done with that early in the day...

My mom taught me that if I can't say anything nice then......you know. For once - I'm speechless.

I've been ignoring this thread for a while now.

Is it worth reading from the start all the way through?

At this point - No. Little by little it was fine but by now it would be too much of a time investment all at once. Now it is just getting stranger and stranger.

This is just simply fantastic. You can't just make this kind of drama up!

I think the baby should be photographed in a motorized wheelchair, helmet on head, crossing a finish line, with a Special Olympics banner above it.

TLIAC, it's a coin flip as to whether or not I should have taken your advice. Unfortunately (or not ), I went and read the thread anyway.

It was kinda like slowing down to see a car wreck. I just couldn't turn away.

The real question...

is doglover the world's greatest internet troll?

If not...

then I'm just at a loss for words.

Nonetheless, threads like this are justification for my subscription. Now by all means please carry on with the insanity.

TxDragonfly, you idea for the hambugler had me lauging. Loved it. This thread just keeps going and going, like the energizer bunny.

here are 2 of my favorite pictures, they arent of me, but they are a friend of mine....i hope he doesnt get mad



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God you're such an a**h***! If you don't want to read my posts then do me a favor and go find contractors or something. This thread is OPEN to ANYONE...Plus i was referring to the calling me names/got to explain myself fire because some can't actually understand what I’m posting.

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Why thank you!

I didn't say I didn't want to read your posts.
I didn't say you couldn't post here.
What I *did* say is that I find it hard to believe that you would come back HERE (you know, instead of starting a new thread) and ask the very people who have spent at least 10 pages making fun of you, for opinions or suggestions. What did you really expect?

I'm not picking on you (well, maybe a little). I'm just trying to point out to you the sheer idiocy of it all. This thread was on it's way to the very bottom of the page, yet you dredged it up again. Not getting enough attention at home?

As for my contractor...I've found one and have an appointment tomorrow afternoon at 3:00 thankyouverymuch. But hey, ummm...if I don't like him and gripe about it on here, do you think maybe you and your hubby could come up with new user names and talk about how great they are? I figure by then, this thread will FINALLY be dead and we'll all need something else.

(sorry folks, I seem to be channeling the Scary Pregnant Lady tonight...I should be fine in the morning, though still quite a**h**ley to some I'm sure!)

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Whoever took those pictures should be shot

At the risk of sounding sexist, would someone please chart doglover's posts on a calendar, noting on a scale of 1 to 5 how angry the tone is? Give extra points to posts that include all of the following: caps, curse words and .

I think I'm on to something.

I think Ive seen both of those pictures in a Sykes brochure before.

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feel free to give us a url of your pics to critique!! Texags: We know how to critique.



Oh, and I like your user profile: which states you are a missionary spreading the Gospel around the world - and you have a personal cartoon pic depicting bestiality. Nice.


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Oh wow...I've been avoiding this one for a long time because I don't care about local photography. I should have known that a thread that hovers in the top 10 threads is worth reading. Bravo to all involved!

Maybe youre reading something into that cartoon. I didnt think bestiality when i saw it.. :/

You often write on your partner's back when you do the deed?

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if it were pictures of me you would have thrown up

I know callum, and I can vouch for him. that is definitely NOT him in the pics, otherwise I would still be laughing.

i am dumber for having opened this beast again.

meatball, I don't think you know what bestiality is

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I wrote for the Batt and was an AGJR major. On my birthday, a column ran with this cartoon at the bottom of it. At the end of every column, it said [writer] is a [year] [major]. So mine said Guitarsoup is a senior Agricultural Journalism major.


Since you obviously don't know what beastiality is, I would suggest not googling it to find out.

If you can't find my website on Texags and think that cartoon was depicting beastiality, then you probably shouldn't be left unsupervised in public.