I dont have a goat.

But i do have a goat suit. It looks strikingly similar, and has an entry hole pre-cut.

I loaned it to a guy on rivalries a few months ago. He can be reached via PM here: http://www.texags.com/main/account.publicprofile.asp?user_id=49966

what do you think the deposit on a rented goat is...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XeFdntr388

i'll do it for $50 cash.

Sammy

hey goat

how much for the rut n tug

Mmmmm goats

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

“Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.”

"For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack."

"Wolves are not our brothers; they are not our subordinates, either. They are another nation, caught up just like us in the complex web of time and life."

"If the wolf is to survive, the wolf haters must be outnumbered. They must be outshouted, out financed, and out voted. Their narrow and biased attitude must be outweighed by an attitude based on an understanding of natural processes."

Verfied member of the WolfPack™

This thread transcends ordinary OB material. It'd be a shame if it didn't hit 100.

I ain't got no ****in' dukes.

awesomeist thread of the month



Think. Feel. Be.

That pic reminds me of something an old man I know says. "If you want a goat to mess with it, put it on top of the windmill."

Can't help with the goat, but one of the secretaries brought a monkey into the office this morning... Don't think the monkey does any gardening though.

Pics of monkey or it didn't happen.

www.imeem.com/people/zOFSI/music/lITg2oU7/adam-sandler-the-talking-goat/

For Rule 32 compliance:


if it doesn't work: http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/lcPMeyHKG7no7CEjo12YwA?feat=directlink

[This message has been edited by WundreLlama (edited 7/1/2009 8:58a).]

[This message has been edited by WundreLlama (edited 7/1/2009 9:09a).]

[This message has been edited by WundreLlama (edited 7/1/2009 9:11a).]

No offense guys, but I was hoping for a chimpanzee or orangutan.

Well unlike a goat rental, you don't get to pick your monkey...

the little ******* tried to steal my Aggie ring!

HOLY S***

i didnt know i was gonna kick off such a great thread. how come you guys havent given me any blue stars?

more questions:

i have 2 little boys (age 2 and 1). what type of goat is gentle enough to be around kids that age? both boys beat the hell out of my labs and the labs just lay there and let them do it. is it dangerous to let the boys around a goat if i do actually get one?

also, regarding the cabrito: how big should i let said goat get before he gets the blade?

Holy crap... is that a spider monkey?

My girlfriend is the goat manager at a research farm. She has 68 kids that are fattening up quite nicely. She's willing to sell. They sell for the current asking price in Fredricksburg (that's where they take the goats - to the sell barn there).

Only problem is she's in Kingsville - about 4 hours from Houston.

[This message has been edited by AggieBarstool (edited 7/1/2009 9:42a).]

I bet that little monkey would taste good on the pit. I'd skewer that little sucker and cook him low and slow. Anyone ever eaten monkey?

no, but one time i was in india or some such place with a blonde singer and a guy who kept calling me "short round" and they tried to serve us chilled monkey brains for dessert.

buy a mitsubishi and get a goat!
http://jalopnik.com/5271893/buy-mitsubishi-get-goat-for-free

Is that monkey for sex or for office work? Just trying to clarify everything for this thread.

Today was the only day that I know of that we could play with our monkey in the office and not face legal or disciplinary action.

Wife: So hun, how was your day at work?

Husband: My new secretary showed me her monkey today. I played with it at lunch. It was hairy and smelled really bad.

quote:

---

Holy crap... is that a spider monkey?

---

More importantly is it all hopped up on Mountain Dew!?

That monkey is the newest member of our land department